On May 8, 2020, I watched with great excitement as the forklift moved two N95 mask machines into the factory and thought, "The emperor takes turns to do it, and will come to my house next year." Lao Tzu has this fortune in his life, and no one can stop it! ”
My name is Yang Shuo, born in 1976 in Suizhuang, Anqingtong City, Anhui Province, an authentic rural child.
Rural children who want to change their fate seem to have to study well every day on the road upwards, but I don't seem to have the talent to learn, and every exam when I was in middle school was counted down.
After graduating from junior high school, I followed my uncle to Beijing to work as a carpenter.
Married at the age of 21, the bride was the niece of the same village's aunt as a matchmaker to introduce the family.
After getting married and having children, I began to try to contract some renovation projects myself, no longer just earning a daily wage.
At the end of 2019, the outbreak of the new crown epidemic, the end of the year was originally to go to Beijing, and now because of the epidemic, I can only stay at home.
The most important thing to do every day at home is to brush the mobile phone, and the most seen in the mobile phone is the epidemic, masks...
Finally I can't stand it, now the people of Tongcheng City are investing in the production of masks, why don't I?
When all was said and done, I contacted my cousin who was contracting renovation projects in Beijing and talked about the idea of investing in the production of masks. My cousin and I immediately began to prepare for the production of masks, first contacting the manufacturer of the production machine, contacting the rental plant, contacting the raw material supplier, contacting the worker...
After more than a month of preparation, I finally began to prepare for the production of masks, but everything that happened next was so unexpected and speechless!
First of all, the price of raw materials has plunged, and the raw materials we purchased will definitely lose half of them if they are sold at the price of masks in the market...
Immediately after that, the dealers who bought masks in Zhejiang did not even look at our samples and went straight away...
Then my cousin and I looked at four hundred boxes of mask samples and were relatively speechless...
After more than two months of tossing and turning, my cousin and I finally died. We should serve the people of the capital, the people of the capital will be lonely without us, why produce masks?
Finally, after spending a month processing the machine and materials, my cousin and I drove to Beijing.
My cousin is an optimist, and the next night he went to Beijing, he invited me to sing at KTV, saying that he had lost all the money he had earned in Beijing over the years, and he didn't care about these three melons and two dates...
When I arrived at the box, I saw my cousin and a few beautiful women drinking, singing and dancing, playing happily, and at this moment, I suddenly had a feeling of tears, although these months were the most difficult time, but I did not have this sad feeling.
Looking at my cousin who seemed to be nothing, looking like a comeback, in fact, I knew that he was just pretending to be indifferent.
My cousin is a year younger than me, also grew up in the countryside, did not study well, followed me to Beijing to do some small decoration projects, can earn 20 W a year.
The cousin has two sons, the eldest is in the fourth year of high school, the younger is still in the first grade, and the daughter-in-law cannot go to work and pick up the children at home to go to school.
I have calculated an account for my cousin, I can earn 200,000 yuan a year, family expenses of 100,000, filial piety to the elderly, New Year friends walk around to play cards, drink, at most can save a look of fifty or sixty thousand. That is to say, after my cousin bought a house and a car, he had no savings on hand, but we lost three million in the production of masks, and these funds were borrowed back in a way...
I walked into the box, sat listlessly on the couch, and said to my cousin, "Let the girls disperse!" Annoying..."
My cousin looked at me, sent the beauties out, sat down on the coffee table opposite me, leaned his neck and dried the red wine in his hand, and poured me a glass of wine: "Mother, I haven't had a good meal these days, tonight we two have a good drink!" ”
I didn't speak, leaned my neck, drank a glass of red wine, and then filled both of their glasses with red wine.
This is the first time I drank in the KTV with my cousin two people, usually I always call three or five friends and a few girls to push the cup to change the cup, but now we just want to get drunk.
Sure enough, my cousin and I got drunk and staggered out of the KTV, and it was already 12 o'clock at night.
My cousin hugged me and murmured,, get some sleep and keep earning money to pay off your debts! If only Wang Sicong were my old watch..."
Confused, I replied, "Where am I inferior to Boss Wang?" It's just not as handsome as he is! ”
The cousin snorted: The grasshoppers on one of our ropes are all almost the same, if you lift shoes for Boss Wang, Boss Wang thinks we are not qualified! ”
I laughed and said, "If we could reincarnate as we wanted, how wonderful it would be!" ”
The cousin continued, "That's it! I want to reincarnate in Boss Wang's house, what about you? Where do you want to reincarnate? ”
I thought about it for a moment and said, "It's better to be an emperor in ancient times, and now our IQ in this society is not good, but others can't play!" ”
The cousin said, "The ancients are no more stupid than modern people, maybe they are more refined than us!" We used to have to drink the footwash water of the ancients! ”
Suddenly, there was a hesitation at our feet, and we both fell straight to the ground, our heads dizzy, and we fell asleep.
In the haze, someone whispered in his ear: "Your Highness, Madame Xuanhua is out asking to see you, and the special slave maid has been ordered to report!" ”
I was confused and agreed, only to feel a headache, and secretly said: "Drinking and sleeping on the street, it is a shame to lose people to my grandmother's house!" Who is this talking, is it the clean aunt? It doesn't sound like this! ”
I struggled to open my eyes, and I was greeted by a small face dressed in pink jade, with a low brow hanging down at me.
In a panic, my eyes flowed, and I saw myself on the high bed of a splendid palace.
I quickly closed my eyes, pinched myself hard, only to feel the pain in my heart, not dreaming, thinking: "Didn't I fall asleep on the street with my cousin after drinking too much in the KTV?" What is this place? Could it be a crossing? ”
Thinking of crossing, I can't help but be happy, the money owed does not have to be repaid, how cool it is! Thinking that I would never be able to return to modern society again, I couldn't help but feel a little afraid in my heart.
I didn't know how to be good, and I thought, "No matter what, first see where you have crossed, who you are, and then see what oil and water there is!" ”
When I thought of this, I sat up, and the two palace ladies standing in the palace came to serve me to brush my teeth and change my clothes. Although I don't know how to brush my teeth and wash my face and dress in ancient times, I have these two beautiful women who serve me, but I also cope with it properly and secretly remember it in my heart.
After I was dressed, I saw that the appearance in the bronze mirror was myself, but it was the costume of an ancient nobleman, and I had a sense of prestige and dignity, and I thought: "First ask yourself who you are!" ”
I asked the gong'e who woke me up, "I don't know who is visiting?" His eyes were fixed on the gong'e, deeply afraid that he would speak very differently from the Buddha-figure and show his horse's feet.
Na Gong'e looked as usual, bent down and replied, "It is Lady Xuanhua, who is favored by the Holy Lord!" ”
I saw that Gong'e did not notice the strange appearance, and could not help but breathe a long sigh, "I don't know what happened to Lady Xuanhua's request to see?" ”
Na Gong'e smiled, "Lady Xuanhua once helped Her Highness to ascend to the position of Crown Prince of the Eastern Palace, and this time she is determined to be rich in the future!" ”
I nodded, still unclear, so I shook the small hand of the palace and asked, "In your opinion, how should the palace deal with it?" ”
Gong'e's face showed a cunning color, and she said, "Your Highness misses Lady Xuanhua day and night, but how can you make fun of the slave maid?" ”
I took Na Gong'e in my arms, kissed her on the lips, and said, "What Hongu loves most is to tease you little girl!" Tell me, who is Hongu? ”
The other two palace ladies in the palace saw that I was acting lightly, lowered their heads, and smiled.
Gong'e in my arms turned crimson and smiled, "Your Highness is Yang Guang, the crown prince of the Eastern Palace of the Great Sui Dynasty, how did you forget it today?" ”
I heard that my heart was wide, and then it was a tightness, the Sui Dynasty Emperor Yang Guang was a famous Emperor in history, how could I travel through time and space to become a Emperor?
I let go of Gong'e in my arms and asked, "What is my sister's name?" ”
Na Gong'e looked happy and replied, "The slave maid summoned Xiang'er, and is the palace person who is close to His Highness." ”
I took Xiang'er's small hand and kissed it to my mouth, praising: "Fragrant! Yummy! How to kiss is not enough! ”
Remembering that during the Sui Dynasty, the hierarchy was strict, Yang Guang was a descendant of the royal family, and he usually did not casually flirt with a palace maid, so he immediately put on a face.
Xiang'er was overjoyed and led the way in front, and I followed her to the nave.
I saw two rows of palace women standing neatly in the hall, and I saw me kneeling down together to ask for peace.
Inside the palace sat a beautiful woman dressed as a twenty-seven or eight-year-old palace concubine, and when she saw me appear, she quickly bowed down and said, "Concubine Xuanhua greeted His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!" ”
I didn't know the etiquette of receiving Lady Xuanhua in the Sui Dynasty, so I simply pretended to be a big-tailed wolf, sat down in a chair, and said, "Madame has so many courtesies, how dare this palace be?" ”
Madame Xuanhua stood up and sat down in the chair opposite me, a pair of wonderful eyes staring at me, as if to drip water, and said softly: "The gift of Your Highness, Xuanhua will never dare to forget!" If Your Highness needs Xuanhua, Xuanhua will not quit when he goes to the soup! ”
My heart trembled, my heart thumped, and I thought, "This Lady Xuanhua is so beautiful, I want you to accompany me tonight!" ”
But this sentence cannot be casually exported. When I was in junior high school, I watched "Sui and Tang Dynasty", and I vaguely remembered that Lady Xuanhua was the favorite concubine of Yang Jian, Yang Guang's father, and Yang Guang had indeed been thinking about her. Later, because Yang Guang wanted to play with Lady Xuanhua in Yang Jian's palace, he annoyed Yang Jian, and almost lost his position as prince.
I stared intently at Mrs. Xuanhua and wondered, "Fuck, the book doesn't say that Mrs. Xuanhua came to see Yang Guang to go to the soup for Yang Guang, what should I do?" Looking at the current appearance, Yang Jian is still doing his emperor, but he may be about to receive a box lunch. Mrs. Xuanhua must have seen that Yang Jian was about to die, so she found a spare tire in advance! ”
I swallowed my saliva and said, "Father Emperor is seriously ill, so Hongu will go and ask for peace!" She gave Mrs. Xuanhua a look. Mrs. Xuanhua understood and stood up to bid farewell.
Seeing Lady Xuanhua walk away, I immediately ordered Xiang'er to ride to see the current emperor.