Biography
Protagonist: Wu AiYu, male, thirty or forty years old;
Supporting role: Lake Watcher, male;
Extras: Several
Scene: Watching the lakeside, there is a sign by the lake: no fishing, on the side of the road.
Part I
I love fish on the field, carrying a fishing rod and a large string of fish.
I love fish: "You say that I love fishing, my hobby is completely inherited from my father, my father loves fishing, to what extent, I am famous: I love fish, this is what my father gave me, you listen, you listen, can I not love fish, can I not like fishing?!"
Due to the advantages of genetic inheritance, coupled with my personal accumulation of hard work, now my fishing skills are called rapid progress;
Let's put it this way: I'm going fishing: just in this water, how many fish, what species, is big or small, I can see the color and ripples of the water surface clearly, at my level, if I want to catch a female fish, a male fish does not eat my hook, I want to catch male fish, the female fish are hiding far away, on the side to see the joke: look at this stupid boy: obviously with a hook and jump up, isn't this looking for a draw?! ”
Part II
Wife phone: I love fish where you died, don't say you went fishing again, and then go home to get the fish, the fish put you down and give me away!"
I love fish "I don't have ah, just hanging out by the river, watching people fishing is not enough"
Wife: "Look at your no-show, except for fishing you don't have a serious business all day, I tell you, last month you sent my mother the fish has not been processed, there is no place to put dried fish, you can't learn to learn old Li to play mahjong, play chess or something." ”
I love fish: 'You are not right in saying this, as long as I go out, the pocket money will be confiscated, do I have that economic foundation for playing mahjong, just the few dollars in my pocket, dare to sit on the mahjong table, do I have that IQ when I play chess: I don't understand how the car and horse cannon go, and I don't eat, drink and gamble, I love fishing and fishing. Don't move to give me a high hat, see my strengths. ”
Wife: Don't give me a sophistry, I have words first, and then bring me the fish back, you give me away! ”
Part III
I love the fish in a daze, said to myself' you say this fishing, can't catch the fish you are distressed, caught the fish, fished more you are more troublesome, you take me for example, relatives and friends of the family I dare not send, don't say wife, mother-in-law eat the fish I sent is still not sparing people'I said love fish, you have time to accompany the daughter-in-law, don't always pound the fish, the fish you sent in March we can't finish eating, do something serious how good it is''
'You said to send once, the mother-in-law can be happy, send two times it doesn't matter, but also picky fish big fish small, dislike I did not pick the fish and then send, so that I have no face and no skin'
Later I caught fish are sent to the left neighbors, at first the big guys are still very happy, and then the property is not dry, find the door to say that I made too much fish to affect the community security, affect the stability and unity, why: this community has more fish, cats, this is not the general cat, is in the love stage of the cat, in the middle of the night three more are gathered around our community, wow, wow, wow singing, children are scared to go out, and then figured out, the root of the problem is out of me, the property said: After I want to get fish again, Arrange a new job for me in the evening, catch the cat! ’
You say I can still send this?!
Part IV
I love fish and say to myself: Today I can't help it, I went fishing again, this is not so many fish, release?! A little reluctant, or give it away, who can not love to eat fish that, you say is not?!
I love fish, carrying fish to rush to passers-by, accompanied by smiling faces and shouting: "Do you want fish?!" Fresh fish"
Several people saw him walking away from this plane
1, come a beautiful woman, Wang Aiyu greeted the fish and held up the fish and said: "Do you want a fish, beauty?!" ”
Beauty was frightened and groaned, "What are you doing?" This is broad daylight, want to seduce the sister without you like this! "Your method is also too low, take two fish here and blatantly set up almost with me, and then sister is worth two fish money?!" Go away and be careful I call the police!?
I love fish "It's not that I want to send you fish, white delivery"
Beauty's white send, the pie in the sky can't fall, will drop the fish?! When I was an underage girl, ah, while going, neurosis. ’
Beauty despises the end
2, come a strong man, Wang Aiyu greeted him, held up the fish and said, "No, buddy, free to you"
The strong man looked at the king love fish, looked at the fish: what is the situation? Is it possible?! ，
I love fish' No, I fished too much, give it to you, don't want money! ’
Strong man "Oh, what's the situation, someone used to deceive people with turtles on the side of the road, how come they use fish now?!" Is the cost of a turtle too high?! ”
I love fish "No, this fish is my own fishing in the river, fishing more, free to give to you, do not lie to you!" You take it away, I won't ask you for money, see how you can put it! ”
The strong man "Whoops, what else do you want to do with me?!" Do you still want to compare yourself with me?! ”
I love fish "I don't mean that"
Strong man "Then what do you mean, do you say that your behavior is normal, fishing for fish and not taking it home to honor your daughter-in-law and mother-in-law, running on the street to send people, either a liar or a fool!" Hey, guys say yes or no?! ”
I love fish in a daze
Strong man "I said you hurry up, or I told the city management, or call 120, where is the patient doctor did not look closely and ran out?!" ”
I love the fish and continue to be stunned,
The phone rings, the strong man answers the phone's second son, hey me, where are you, fishing in the fishing paradise, good I will go over you leave me a few ah, meet a fool on the road, delay something, don't worry; you say eat fish, or you fish by yourself or go to the market to buy it and eat it in your heart, do you dare to want his fish?! Even if it is really given away in vain, and eaten in vain, this mental pressure is too great, isn't it?!
Strong man: 'What, the heart is weak, play this with me, look at your little sample, haha, OK, brother does not give you the same insight, fishing to go."' ”
The strong man laughed and went down.
Part V
I love fish, 'What kind of situation, what kind of person, I am kind enough to send fish to people, and say so about me, I don't believe it, I can't send this fish to me!' 'Continue to shout''For fish?' Free to send! ”
The lake district manager wearing the armband came on the field, saw Wang Aiyu, took out his mobile phone and slapped it violently!
I love fish "Why are you filming me?!" ”
The administrator seriously asked Wang Aiyu: "What's the matter?" You should shoot, I call this forensics! I ask you, what do you do?! ’
I love fish; 'Don't I send fish to people, free of charge!' ’
Administrator: 'Send the fish, I ask you; where did the fish come from?!' ’
I love fish;
Administrator; where to fish,
I love fish; over there, over there in that river
Caretaker; in the river over there, don't you see the sign that says "Fishing is prohibited"
I love fish; I see,
The administrator snapped: I saw that I was still fishing here
I love fish; no, comrade, you misunderstood, I didn't catch this fish here!
Administrator: So where did you fish?
I love fish; over there, I fish by the river
Caretaker; fishing in the river; who can prove it? You have the tools in your hand, and so many fish, this is the first scene, and you still want to argue?!
I love fish; not comrades, I really am not fishing here, I walked here to see many people, free to give to everyone, do you want, do not want money! ”
Administrator: What's up, bribe me, you're kidding! According to the regulations of the lake area, if you catch a fish, you will confiscate the fishing gear and be fined 500 yuan, one, two, three, (the number of fish) Your situation is serious in nature, confiscate the fishing gear, and fine 1000 yuan;
I love fish: What, what, I really didn't catch this fish here, I give people a free fish here, and I have to punish my money?!!
Administrator; how's it going, isn't it? I can tell you that the regulations on the management of the lake area are clear, fine you money, confiscate your fishing gear, that is to see your attitude of admitting mistakes, strictly speaking, to be detained for ten days, you do not pay the fine, do not pay again, I can call the police ah! ”
I love fish, I am angry and corrupt; call the police, call it, call it, let everyone judge it, let the police talk about justice!
Admin: Whoops, you want to go in and stay for a few days?!
I love fish: Why let me go in and live for a few days, you have wronged a good person!
Admin: Look at you like that, are you like a good guy?
I love fish; how am I not like a good man anymore, besides, how can you be so sure that I caught this fish with you? Are the fish in your lake all labeled? Who can prove your claim?! ”
Admin: Do all the fish you catch in the river have labels?! Nothing, right?! If you have this attitude, I can call it 110!
I love fish: you call, 120 you also called, as far as your attitude is concerned, can my little heart bear it?!
The administrator dials 110,
The 110 operator prompted: "This matter requires proof, in fact, it is very simple, our Skynet project has video surveillance in various areas." There are surveillance videos in your area, you can contact them to check it out, don't you understand! ’
I love fish: Great, too good, heaven, earth, I have a save, you fight, you fight, you fight!
The administrator is on the side and contacts the monitoring to inquire.
I love fish: You said that I was kind enough to send fish to others, how did I fall to this point, I was more wronged than Dou E, who came to comfort my wounded little heart
After the administrator finished the call, his attitude changed greatly, he walked to Wang Aiyu with a smile, shook the hand of My Love Fish, and said: How come I didn't see it just now: Good people, good people, it seems that I have wronged you, almost caused a serious unjust, false and wrong case, and blamed a good comrade of ours. Monitoring proves that your fish ~~~! Not fishing in this lake, huh huh, is there really such a person?! (I love fish: Huh?! I mean such nice guys!
I love fish: You see it?!
Administrator: It's not me, the average person can't see it, it's the monitoring that sees it.
I love fish: I am so thankful, thanks to the monitoring also gave me innocence. So I this thing, I don't confiscate this fish, right?!
Administrator: No, come and help you send fish to everyone!
Wu AiYu clasped the administrator's hand: Thank you, thank you! I'm relieved to have you!
Part VI
I love fish, the administrator took a bunch of fish and shouted: Do you want fish? Free delivery?
Passerby A, walking over to Wang Aiyu, asked doubtfully: You fish are free of charge?!
I love the fish and hand the fish to the passerby A: free to send, you take it, you can rest assured, don't
money! ”
Passerby A: Okay, take a few steps with the fish, and then turn around and ask: Really don't want money?!
I love fish and the administrator says in unison: no money
Passerby A asked again: Which fish did I take away?
I love fish, the administrator said in unison: you take it well!
A big mother came on the field, saw this plane and asked: 'You fish are free of charge?' ’
I love fish, and I quickly sent two: 'Yes big mother, I will send it for free, you can take it and eat it with confidence'
Big Mom' Well, I was trying to buy two fish, and my daughter-in-law just gave birth to a big fat grandson for me, and she wanted to drink fish soup, so I took it back and stewed it. The fish in this lake are pristine, no medicine, no feed, iron set to make up! ’
I love fish to explain "Oh no big mom! ”
The administrator said busily: 'You like it, big mom, you go well'.
The eldest aunt chanted, "There are still many good people in this world!" "Happy to go down.
Looking at the only two fish left, the administrator called the fish aside, accompanied by a smiley face and said, "You see, your fish is also sent to others, and the remaining two are sent to me?!" My son is six years old, and my daughter-in-law has just given birth to a beautiful girl for me, and she wants to eat fish! ”
I love fish: Haha laughed and said: Okay, these two fish will be given to you!
The administrator quickly took the fish and smiled happily: "Well, thank you, I can see that you are really a good person!" ”
I love fish, "Say there's only one I condition?!" ”
Administrator wonders: Is there a condition?
I love the fish and say, 'Of course,'
Administrator asks: What conditions?
I love fish: Can you delete the photo you just took for me, this belongs to my personal privacy!
Administrator: This can not be deleted, you are a rare good person, back I sent you in the circle of friends, let the big guys give you a thumbs up!
Turn around and ask the audience, 'Are you okay?!' ’