Classical humor TV series sketch drama "Laughing Forest Guangji" Episode 1 Catch the Fool

Classical Humor TV Series Sketch Drama "Laughing Forest Hiroki"

Time: Ancient

(Note: The first 30 episodes of this drama were created by the author in 2005 based on the story of the classical masterpiece "Laughing Forest Guangji".) At this time of war, plague, and panic, we should borrow the wisdom of the ancients to broaden my mind, comfort my feelings, calm my mind, and cure my depression. ）

Title song:

　　　(Funny, humorous)

(Female voice:) Black Tintin's crow white nose bridge,

White raw snow black bean soup.

Nose fell into bean soup,

(White) Haha, happy to die individual!

Laughing inside the forest is more absurd than absurd.

You say the master is stupid,

I say screenwriters are crazy.

Sour, sweet, bitter and spicy are all tastes,

Laughter and anger are all articles.

Good and evil are not in the heart,

Ancient and modern Chinese and foreign rational children!

(Male voice:) The long wings of the udder hat,

The official chair swayed wildly.

Junsheng's young man wants to be a mother-in-law,

(White) haha, laughing dead man,

We can live better than him!

Through the laughing forest,

Drank the awakening soup.

Black is black to white is white,

The eyes are bright inside and outside the play.

Laughter can be said to be spit rice,

Have fun after tea! (Repeat)

Ending song:

　　Have a smile

You laugh at me, you laugh and laugh,

Happy smile and worry disappear.

You laugh out a bunch of gaga beans,

I laughed and flew a chirping bird.

Laughter plucks the piano of destiny,

Laughter plays the ballad of life.

Hip hop ha

Laughed down a small flower cat.

The pomegranate tree bears large grapes.

You laugh out of good luck picking up a treasure,

I laugh to get healthy and sick.

Laughter is the most beautiful song of life,

Laughter is the ugliest knife.

Laugh at your belly and I'll run.

Hahaha --

Episode 1 Catch the Fool

Characters: County official, old farmer who hoes the land, Ya Servant A, Ya Servant B, Official Messenger, Horse Leader, Bamboo Pole Bearer.

masses.

1. Daytime.

County.

A county magistrate sitting precariously.

Solemn and solemn servants.

Kneeling on the ground was an old farmer.

County Official: "If you have any grievances, tell me quickly, the old man still has official duties." ”

Old Farmer: "Old Master Qi Yu, the little man lost a hoe today, and asked the Qingtian Grand Master to track it down!" ”

The county magistrate who shot the case angrily: "Why?" You slave! If you don't see the hoe today, why didn't you come to sue yesterday? ”

I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The county magistrate immediately pointed at Ya Gongjia and said, "What are you laughing at!" You must be the one who stole the hoe! ”

Ya Gongjia still smiled and said, "Is it me? Haha, it's me, it's me! ”

The county magistrate slapped the shocked hall wood hard: "Oh! Bold minions! Hurry up and be honest! Why are you stealing a hoe?! ”

The angry servant: "Returning to the old master, in recent days, the streets are rampant with muddles and insects, harming people and doing wrong things, laboring and hurting the people's wealth, and the people are not talking about life." So much so that the people resented it. Leaflets are plastered all over the streets now about the bad things about the stupid worm. The villain steals the hoe in order to hoe the stupid worm and do something good for the people! ”

County Official: "Is there really such a thing?" What does the flyer say? ”

The servant who took out the leaflet from his arms said, "Lord, please see!" ”

The county magistrate unfolded the leaflet.

Flyer Close-up: A large flyer with a poem written on it reads:

"Black lacquered with leather lanterns,

The streets are full of stupid worms.

It's dark and dark all day,

There is no distinction between private and public. “

The county magistrate shot up the case: "There is such a ridiculous and dim thing? The lanterns are all made of white paper paste, and what can be seen with black paint and leather lanterns! In the long run, the state will not be a state, and the county will not be a county! Come! ”

Ya Gong A and B: "In! ”

County official: "Go quickly and arrest the stupid worms, take four in three days, and cut off two of your heads one less!" ”

Servant A and B: "Huh?! ”

2. Daytime.

street corner.

Ya Gong A and Ya Gong B stared wide-eyed in the crowd.

Ya Gongjia: "This stupid old man, he is not stupid enough, he still wants us to catch four stupid worms in three days, today is already the second day, where can we catch this?" ”

Ya Gong B: "Yes! If you can't catch our heads, you won't be safe! God, stupid worm, stupid worm, come on! ”

A horse rushed out of the crowd, and an official dragged the reins by the horse, and he was choking, panting, still desperately trying to run the horse, while shouting with all his might: "Drive! ”

Ya Gong rushed over to stop the horse, "Hey! You'll be exhausted! ”

The official was so angry that he wanted to fight the servants: "Who made you stop my horse!" I have urgent official duties, the old man limits me to deliver the documents tomorrow, almost a point will cut my head, you delay my business, accompany my head? Flash away! Or I'll whip you with a horse whip!" ”

Ya Gongjia: "Good boy, very powerful!" I ask you, if you have an urgent official job, why don't you ride your horse and run after the horse? ”

Official: "You fool! Aren't six feet faster than four? ”

Ya Gong B: "Okay! No need to talk nonsense with him, catch it quickly, send it to the county court, there is already a stupid worm! ”

Daigo: "That's right! There's a stupid worm! Come! Quickly escort this person to the county court! ”

Shouting bureaucrats.

The retinue who escorted the officials and horses away.

3. Daytime.

street.

A man led a horse, carrying a large burden on his head, staggering in the hot sun.

Two servants who came over.

Ya Shi jia: "Hey! This man is so awkward, why don't you put your baggage on the back of the horse and drive it yourself? ”

The horseman wiped the sweat from his head: "Won't I save the horse's strength by carrying the baggage?" ”

Ya Gong B: "Haha, another stupid worm, caught, taken away!" ”

4. Daytime.

Just outside the city gates.

The second servant walked around the city gate.

A man came carrying a bamboo pole.

The person carrying the bamboo pole first took the bamboo pole vertically, but the city gate was lower than the bamboo pole and could not enter. He took the bamboo pole horizontally, and the narrow bamboo pole of the city gate crossed the city gate, and he pressed his stomach against the bamboo pole, and then drilled under the bamboo pole, and the person inside the bamboo pole still could not pass. He was sweating profusely and still helpless.

The second servant looked at each other and smiled, rushed over and tied him up.

The man carrying the bamboo pole shouted, "Huh? What do you do? I didn't break the law! ”

Ya Gongjia: "But you are confused!" Let's go! ”

Ya Gong B: "Today is the third day, it is all this time, anyway, we can't catch the fourth one, go back to the errand, otherwise it will be too late!" ”

Ya Shijia: "Yeah, we caught three anyway, it's not easy!" ”

daytime.

The county magistrate in the hall: "The three-day deadline has arrived, have you brought the four stupid worms you have captured?" ”

Ya Gong A: "Go back to the lord!" We've caught three stupid worms! ”

County Official: "Bring it on!" ”

Horse-drawn bearers, officials and bamboo pole bearers who are escorted to the church.

County Official: "Tell me about how these three confused worms are confused?" ”

Ya Gongjia: "Because this official was on urgent business, he actually ran behind his horse, saying that six feet ran faster than four feet, which showed that he was extremely confused." ”

County Official: "He ran with two heels, right?" ”

Ya Gongjia: "Yes." ”

The county official laughed: "Haha, really confused!" Shouldn't he have run on all fours, wouldn't he have eight feet? Eight feet must run faster than six feet, and faster than four feet! Confused! It's a stupid worm! What about the second one? ”

Ya Gong B: "Back to the old master, this man led the horse to carry a big burden under the big sun, saying that he wanted to save horsepower, is it a stupid worm?" ”

County Official: "Well, it's a stupid worm." Why don't you carry the horse on your back? This way the horse can get a fuller rest! I can't imagine it, it's a stupid worm! What about the third one? ”

Ya Gong A and Ya Gong Yi laughed at each other, "Stupid worm! bungler! ”

Ya Gongjia: "This stupid insect took a bamboo pole into the city, vertically, the city gate is short, horizontal, the bamboo pole is long, how can not enter." ”

The county magistrate laughed again, "Ah, this is even more confusing!" Vertical into the horizontal into the city, why not borrow a saw, saw the bamboo pole into several sections, don't you go in? Hahaha! Did you find the fourth one? ”

Ya Gong A and Ya Gong B looked at each other and smiled.

Ya Gong A: "Go back to the lord!" The fourth stupid worm now has it too! ”

County Official: "Where?" Hurry up! ”

Ya Gongjia: "Just wait for the next old man to come, the little one can take him right away!" ”

County Official: "Huh? You wouldn't mean me, would you? ”