Word games in English.
Bridge asked his son, "Paul, you say I'm pretty or ugly?" (pretty means pretty, ugly means ugly)
"Actually there's a little bit of both," Paul replied.
"How do you say that?" Bridge asked doubtfully.
"I mean you pretty ugly."
(Pretty ugly, the two together to describe Bridge, literally fit Paul's earlier statement that both have a little, but this use means "quite ugly", pretty has become a modifier)
Awang, you're awesome
A boy from a management school met a beautiful girl, said nothing, went up and gave her a big hug.
The girl asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" ”
The boy smiled and said to him, "This is direct marketing."
The girl slapped him with a loud slap.
"You...", the boy covered his face.
"Tell you, it's called user feedback."
I'm worried about any bad intentions my female neighbor has for me because last night I saw with my binoculars that she Googled my name.
For many years, I've been one of the best alarm device salesmen, and my trick is to put a copy of the product manual on the table in his kitchen if there is no one.
How can you have dreams without sleeping, and how can you stay awake without dreams?
When a mother raises her first child, if the child eats soil or grass, insects or something, she will take the child to the hospital. When raising a second child, if the child eats soil, grass, or insects, she will let the child spit it out and wipe his mouth clean. When she raises her third child, if the child eats soil or grass or insects, she will think that today's lunch will be available.
Time passes imperceptibly, and the years foreshadow our influence in many ways.
For example, when the friends around us are preparing to raise children, we sincerely wish them at the same time, but also means that we are old.
The two were stranded on a desert island, one feeling desperate, the other in good spirits, patting his companion on the back to comfort him: "Don't worry, they will definitely find us." "Really, how can you be so sure?" "Of course, I owe taxes for five years."
Another stealth technique.
The three of them were speeding down the road on a motorcycle and encountered a traffic policeman. The traffic police shouted: "Police, stop quickly." But they ignored it and moved on. The guy sitting in the back turned back to the traffic police and shouted, "Sorry, brother, we can't sit down." ”
It's unpleasant to be bitten by a mosquito, but think about it, it's incredible to be left up all night by an insect with only 10 brain cells!