The couplet was posted at the entrance of the hospital, and there was no one who did not smile
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Couplets, one of the traditional Chinese cultures, also known as 楹聯 or pairs, are dual statements written on paper, cloth or carved on bamboo, wood, and pillars. The couplet is neat and tidy, and the harmony is a unique art form of the Chinese language with one word and one sound. Couplets are treasures of traditional Chinese culture.
The couplet was posted at the entrance of the hospital, and there was no one who did not smile
Radiology
Shanglian: Let her chest be large and small, and only see the heart and lungs on the film,
Downlink: Regardless of your beauty and ugliness, you are regarded as a skeleton.
Horizontal batch: wear or not wear a kind
Gynecologic
Shanglian: In October, I am pregnant with a baby, and I hope that the mother and child will be safe
Downlink: One person in and two people out, and look at the heroes
Yokozuna: A lifetime of peace
Nephrology
Upper link: anterior urethra, posterior urethra, there is a problem
Lower link: left kidney, right kidney, anuria is easy to lose
Horizontal batch: The key is urine
orthopaedics
Shanglian: Not a carpenter, not a stonemason, who also wielded a saw and hammer
Downlink: Is it a doctor? Is it a robber? Hands and feet are often tied
Horizontal batch: Knife and axe affection
Department of Anesthesiology
Uplink: One injection can numb the hands and feet
Downlink: Blowing breath immediately does not wake up
Horizontal batch: it doesn't hurt
urology
Uplink: Two pipes can pass through the water under the sky
Downlink: A knife reveals the root of life
Horizontal Batch: The Merits of Dayu
Hepatobiliary surgery
Shanglian: Call your hero Haojie, come here and lose your courage
Downlink: Advise the men, women and children, not to have a bad heart
Horizontal batch: Broken can not be healed
Thoracic Surgery
Shanglian: Digging out the heart and lungs, not necessarily the heart is fierce
Downlink: Pumping and bleeding, returning my refreshment
Horizontal batch: The chest is in charge of the internal affairs of the chest
Pentagram
Shanglian: Eyes like torches, good at watching life, old age, illness and death
Downlink: Two ears are downwind, often smelling of non-grudges
Horizontal batch: All be clear
The couplet was posted at the entrance of the hospital, and there was no one who did not smile
Brain Surgery
Shanglian: Open the head, pump hot blood, just headaches are easy to cure
Lower link: follow the ditch back, rational nerves, only the mind is the most difficult to guess
Horizontal batch: Open to see
ICU Section
Shanglian: Severe rescue, showing the true colors of heroes
Downlink: Premium care, just too expensive
Horizontal batch: Not expensive, not good
Gastroenterology
Uplink: Ogilvy methyl cyanide, can be made of acid
Lower link: globules of the antrum, prone to ulceration
Horizontal batch: Just symptomatic
Puneko
Shanglian: Often asked about diet, are a group of rectal people
Downlink: Always off cold and warm, there is no half-point thyroid heart
Horizontal batch: Fart no
pediatrics
Shanglian: One cry, two troubles, three fevers, the little man is difficult to the adult
Lower link: seven horizontal and eight vertical two floors, extra bed more than the main bed
Horizontal batch: Just too busy
Respiratory Medicine
Upper link: Phlegm in the throat, dry and wet sounds in unison
Lower link: inflammation of the lungs, pus and blood sputum
Transverse batch: difficulty breathing
The couplet was posted at the entrance of the hospital, and there was no one who did not smile
Department of Infectious Diseases
Shanglian: Often fear communication and trouble
Downlink: Or isolation rest assured
Horizontal batch: Let's talk about it another day
Oncology
Shanglian: It is often seen that life is bitter and bitter, and the hero sheds tears
Downlink: Strive for helpless things in the world, and the divine doctor is sentimental
Horizontal batch: Man will triumph over heaven
Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine
Shanglian: Ask the Western European countries who understand the dispersion of the cold table
Lower link: pity the Oriental Divine Skill, only the kidney aphrodisiac remains
Horizontal batch: It is no longer a timely treasure
The couplet was posted at the entrance of the hospital, and there was no one who did not smile
Cardiology
Shanglian: The person who handles things has seven tricks in his heart
Downlink: For people, only when you have no two thoughts can you be calm
Horizontal batch: there is no medicine for heart disease
Hematology
Uplink: anemia stool is infused, one red, two white and three small plates are injected, and the original whole line is reduced
Lower link: fever on the check, check seven blood, eight urine nine bone marrow, the result is a cold
Yokozuna: Just kidding
The couplet was posted at the entrance of the hospital, and there was no one who did not smile
Endocrinology
Uplink: There is sugar in the urine, not waste is glucose
Downlink: There is God in the eyes, not beautiful or hyperthyroidism
Yokozuna: Just these two diseases
Neurology
Shanglian: Crazy crazy crazy stupid stupid brain shell has a bag
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