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The experience of doing gastroscopy, there is no such a stupid person as me, right? I'm just a, funny ha

author:Qining

Two months ago, the physical examination, there were two indicators that were not very good, suggesting further examination to exclude tumors. Go to the hospital to check again, the results are not very good, the doctor recommended a gastroscopy.

As soon as I made an appointment, I was about two months later, and the hospital called a few days ago to let me do nucleic acid two days in advance, and I pushed my eight-month-old baby to do it myself.

The experience of doing gastroscopy, there is no such a stupid person as me, right? I'm just a, funny ha

The nurse suggested keeping her a little farther away from the line

Since yesterday I have not eaten the indigestible coarse fiber dregs, so yesterday I ate some noodles, potatoes, tofu and eggs. I didn't eat after nine o'clock last night until before the operation.

This morning at 7:30 began to prepare to take medicine, that is, the medicine to clean the stomach, as the saying goes, laxative. I saw that the notice said that from 7:30 to 9:30, the three thousand milliliters must be drunk in these two hours. This is really the most painful thing I have experienced drinking medicine, what is the concept of three thousand milliliters? It's a one-liter kettle, drink three pots. The taste of that medicine, not bitter, is pineapple flavor, but I still want to vomit when I drink it. In addition, the baby did not sleep well last night, which caused me to not sleep well, and I was already gagging when I got up. After drinking the first thousand milliliters, I successfully threw up.

The experience of doing gastroscopy, there is no such a stupid person as me, right? I'm just a, funny ha

However, time is tight, it is not easy, he has taken leave, the money has been paid, and he has to endure. Continue to drink hard, while drinking, while resisting the urge to throw up, can't help but throw up. After drinking a cup and a half, I wanted to give up, the broken jar was broken, I didn't care if there was any illness, I confessed my fate! Don't drink it! After a while, I wanted to try it again, and finally drank 2700 ml.

Went to the hospital to get a nucleic acid report to prepare for surgery, said that he needed open crotch pants, temporarily bought open crotch pants, and only wore open crotch pants underneath. The first time I wore it wrong, I put it on and thought that the opening should be in the back [cover my face].

Putting on my crotch pants, I walked awkwardly to the waiting area, and on either side of my seat were two men. Straight to the seat to pick up my anesthesia bracelet to see, next to the two men have been looking at me, one of them asked me is also general anesthesia? As soon as I looked up at the seat number, Mommy, I went in the wrong line and took someone's stuff. It was so humiliating, I apologized one after another and walked back to my seat.

The experience of doing gastroscopy, there is no such a stupid person as me, right? I'm just a, funny ha

Non-woven crotch pants

Then there was the anesthesia, the nurse said that my blood vessels were difficult to beat, at that time she said it would explode, but I was nervous, and finally tried two arms, but still successfully hit.

Because she went with the baby, her father didn't go in with me and wait, fortunately there were headlines to pass my boring time. Baby happened to be asleep when I was on the anesthesia. When I finished the anesthetic, I woke up just in time to synchronize with my god.

Hit the anesthetic, after a while, and drank two kinds of drugs separately, because the amount is relatively small, this will not feel uncomfortable, the second medicine is also anesthesia, the effect is quite fast, drink into the mouth, the mouth is immediately numb, then the speech is not good. The doctor also asked a few questions before moving forward to go to the operation.

The surgery only felt something stuffed in the ass, and there was no discomfort. Take a nap and the surgery is done. Then I stayed in the viewing area and observed for a while before leaving. The nurse instructed my father to help me walk. He also asked me if I could hold the baby and he drove back. The nurse forbade it, saying it was easy to wrestle. He also told him to pay attention to me within 24 hours, and to accompany me to the bathroom, to be honest, he didn't do any of this, and I had no problem. You cannot eat for a few hours after surgery, and you will eat normally after the operation.

That's about it. This article was written for a month, and there was no epidemic at that time, and if it was now, I might have given up this operation. Now that some time has passed, some details are not clearly remembered, and what impressed me was that I drank the medicine before the operation, which was too difficult to drink.

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