Ah P's dream of taking the Nobel Peace Prize was quickly shattered by the sound of explosions around him. He looked at his thighs and arms flying all over the sky, and his heart was trembling, he thought: Sun Tzu is a good peeling egg master, I am desperate to escape from this hell!
But when he carefully examined the terrain around the cell, he suddenly felt like a leaking leather ball, and he could no longer muster up his strength. Because the cell is surrounded by a ten-meter-high wall, there is a power grid on the wall, there are watchtowers in the four corners of the wall, the watchtowers are lined with machine guns, and the dark muzzles are always facing the wall, as long as there are prisoners escaping from prison, machine gun bullets will follow them like locusts, shoot and kill. Ah P looked at the wall and sighed a long time, only to dispel the idea of escaping from prison.
That night, Ah P dragged his tired body back to the cell and fell on the bed and sighed, when he suddenly saw the bald head rolling off the bed, looking at the ceiling in horror, and the original pungent scorched smell came in from the five black holes on the ceiling, and then there were frantic footsteps in the corridor outside the door, and some people shouted: "No, cell number five is on fire."
The bald head, fearing that he would be burned to death, was the first to tear down the bed, picked up a foot of the bed and banged desperately on the cell door, yelling for help in his voice.
Seeing that the fire was getting stronger and stronger, the warden had to order the cell door to be opened and the prisoners moved to the Ghost Valley to avoid the fire. Ah P stumbled and squeezed out with the crowd, running and running, "snapping", his feet were tripped, he fell to the ground at once, he just got up, he was pushed by a thick arm, he took a few steps, and crashed into the wall, the pain made Ah P's eyes go straight to Venus, he rubbed his eyes, just about to scold the mother, suddenly his eyes widened, only to see that the wall where he was a stone's throw away was chiseled into a big hole, and the thick water pipe on the rescue train stretched from the hole into the reservoir outside the wall.
Ah P suddenly came to the spirit, no matter three seven twenty-one, hands and feet at the same time, even the rolling belt crawled out of the hole out of the high wall, a fierce son dived into the reservoir, swimming desperately to the shore. Swimming, Ah P's physical strength gradually lost, just at this time, suddenly his feet stepped on a piece of wood, Ah P hurriedly used his hands to hold, this hug frightened him, it turned out that what he was holding was not wood, it was a child with his hands and feet bound! He thought: The last time he saw profit and forgot righteousness, he suffered a lot, and this time he must save this child and make up for it. Thinking of this, Ah P did not know where to come up with a force, he picked up the child who fell into the water and swam to the shore.....
When Ah P woke up, he found himself lying in a high-class ward, and around his bed stood three people: a graceful and luxurious lady, a government official in a straight suit, and a senior police officer in a police uniform. At this time, Ah P's headache was terrible, and he only had two things in mind, and he opened his eyes and asked, "Can the child live?"
Hearing this, the noble lady burst into tears of excitement and said, "Sir, thank you, he is alive." Ah P turned his eyes to the police officer again and said, "When you send me back to prison, please inform the embassy on the mainland, and I will ask them to do justice for me." At this time, the government official in the straight suit bowed deeply to Ah P and said, "Sir, I know everything about you, and I not only want to apologize to you, but I also want to reward you!"
After explanation, Ah P figured out that he was not saving anyone else, but a key case listed by the police authorities as a key case, the kidnapped thirteenth prince Chai Ti Li Nan! The noble lady was the birth mother of the thirteenth prince, and the official was the mayor of the city. It turned out that the bald gang colluded with the prison director to kidnap the child and then hide the child in prison. Unexpectedly, a fire burned the stronghold of these gangsters, who were afraid of exposing the target, and on the day of the fire, they pushed the large and small meat tickets into the reservoir to extinguish the mouth. The thirteenth prince was rescued by Ah P.
Later, the police department used the clues provided by the thirteenth prince to arrest the bald head and the prison director. Overnight, A P became a hero and was awarded the title of Honorary Citizen by the Mayor, arranged to work as a lifeguard at the One Bathing Beach of Ecstasy Bay.
At noon on this day, Ah P sat under a parasol and used his telescope from time to time to patrol the water tourists inside the police cordon of the baths. Suddenly, he saw in the telescope that, about a hundred meters from the shore, a girl was being insulted by four thugs, and the girl wanted to scream, but at this moment her mouth was being blocked by something from a bald black man.
Seeing this, Ah P hurriedly put the telescope on the high stool, held the electric rod, and quickly went into the water to swim to the place where the girl was killed. Who knew that Ah P had not yet approached the girl, but his body was caught in the net pocket, Ah P grasped the electric rod, rushed left and right, but became tighter and tighter. He was wondering how the four violent guys, along with the girl who had been in distress, were smiling and swimming close to Ah P's side. Ah P opened his eyes and cried bitterly in his heart, it turned out that the black man was actually a bald head in prison. The scene that Ah P saw from the telescope was a group of bald men who turned the tiger away from the mountain.
"Haha, little butterfly, come and see this honorary citizen!" The bald head held a bull-eared sharp knife in his hand, leaned closer to Ah P, and shouted, "I didn't expect to see you alive, today I want to settle the old account together and avenge the brothers!" After saying that, the sharp knife of the bald head cut off ah P's eyes
Just then, the girl who was disguised as a victim took out a miniature pistol from her swimming cap, pointed it at the bald head and shouted, "Don't make a fool of yourself, take him away." The bald head immediately softened like a sheep, obeyed the girl's command, broke Ah P's mouth, and stuffed two white pills into it, and in the blink of an eye, Ah P could not open his eyes.
When Ah P woke up groggy, he found himself lying on Simmons bed in a superior room. When Ah P was feeling uneasy, the door opened, and the girl who was called a little butterfly with a bald head walked in, and Ah P could see clearly what the little butterfly looked like: a shawl of black hair, a pair of big black and bright eyes, a rose-colored night dress with gold trim, wrapped around the delicate body of the graceful woman. Ah P thought to himself: How can such a beautiful woman be a person in the underworld?
At this time, the little butterfly smiled charmingly at Ah P, "Honey, I will take you to the nightclub to relax!" Without waiting for A P to express his position, the little butterfly called out, and two big men walked in the shape of a man outside the door, not allowing A P to say, putting him in the car, and after a while he was put into a luxurious nightclub. This nightclub, the floor is paved, the lamp is covered, the chair is cushioned, everything is straw, surrounded by bright and dangling glass mirrors, under the action of the dim light, as if in a dream, everything is as if there is nothing. Ah P and the little butterfly had just sat down, and suddenly the colorful lights in the hall were bright, and the small band played classical dance music, a group of enchanted women wearing red shirts, nylon scarves on their shoulders, emerald ornaments around their waists, and barefoot, like a group of fairies, dancing and shuttling between the banquets.
Suddenly the lights in the hall dimmed again, and several rainbow-like beams of light shot into a large round table in the middle of the hall, which was a round table that could be rotated, and the dignified and beautiful dancers took turns to perform an unsightly striptease. Ah P had never seen such a scene, made so uncomfortable, sitting, unable to sit; I couldn't go, I had to keep my eyes fixed on the ceiling.
Just then, a frenzied scream erupted in the hall, and Ah P hurriedly moved his eyes to the hall, only to see the audience frantically throwing various coins to the round table, and in a moment it was piled up. Ah P's eyes widened and he thought, "Hey! It is inconceivable that such a lowly job can make a lot of money. Thinking, thinking, I couldn't help but grin and laugh. Ah P's facial expression changed, and he was looked at by the little butterfly. She asked ah p back to the residence.
Ah P returned to the senior room, and the little butterfly raised an eyebrow and said to Ah P, 'How, it's beautiful to be a dancer!' I want to hire you as a star dancer, would you like to?" Miss, please; No kidding, I'm a seven-foot man, and when the dancer is waiting for the afterlife, please let me go!" The little butterfly said, "A manly man can become a graceful woman." Where is A P ken believe, the little butterfly took out a stack of photos from the bedside cabinet drawer to show A P, A P looked dumbfounded, just now in the nightclub to perform striptease girls, it is actually a boy's body! Ah P remembered the eunuchs in the Chinese imperial palace, and his face suddenly changed dramatically.
The little butterfly looked at Ah P's lost and disillusioned look, and advised, "Don't be nervous, this traditional art called 'shemale' is protected by the state, and it can make the most money." Ah P was trembling with anger, and he thought: I haven't given birth to a son yet, doesn't that make me have no children? Thinking of this, he jumped up with a loud voice and shouted, "You want to call me a girl, find your father!" Find your grandpa!" The little butterfly seemed to have been mentally prepared, she saw Ah P jumping like thunder, not only did not move, but said like a coquettish: "Honey, don't get excited, this is dedication to art!" Besides, you see, what is this?" Saying that the little butterfly took out a piece of paper, Ah P looked up and saw that it was his deed of sale.
It turned out that Little Butterfly was the head of a human demon dealer, and she bought Ah P from bald head for three thousand dollars, ready to castrate him and turn him into a "shemale" to make money for her. Ah P was so angry that he tore up the contract and shouted angrily, "This is a kidnapping, let me go!" I am an honorary citizen and protected by law!"
The little butterfly smiled coldly and said, "You can go, as long as you take out thirty thousand dollars without waiting for the little butterfly to finish speaking, A P a black tiger pulled out his heart, he hit the chest of the little butterfly, the little butterfly had long been prepared, let go of the body, pushed his hand upwards, A P suddenly like being struck by lightning, bounced into the corner of the wall and could not move, the small watch on the original little butterfly wrist was both a watch and a miniature electric shock machine, and the little butterfly had the heart to teach Ah P again, but he was afraid of damaging Ah P's body and cutting off the financial road, so he had to give up." She summoned two big men and ordered ah P to be locked in a fully enclosed bathroom.
A P was locked up in the bathroom, and his liver and intestines were cut off. He thought that if he was destroyed by a small butterfly tomorrow, it would be better to kill himself in the bathroom tonight, so he slammed his head against the wall, but the wall was made of hard rubber, even the bathroom bathtub, the flush toilet were made of hard eraser. So he thought of hanging himself, but the trouser belt on his body had long been taken away by them. When Ah P was worried about how to do anything, he suddenly thought of an unconventional method of suicide, that is, he lay down in the bathtub, turned on enough tap water, let the water slowly pass over his body, and then went freely to see God.
After about half an hour of touching, the water had already flooded out of the bathtub, and Ah P was still not dead. It turned out that he was holding his breath in the water so badly that he had to float up and take a breath, and then lie down again, torturing himself repeatedly. Just when Ah P wanted to die, he noticed a strange phenomenon, only to see the water in the bathroom accumulate more and more.
Ah P took a closer look, it turned out that this bathroom is fully enclosed, and the water cannot flow outside at all. When the water was about to fill the ceiling, Ah P did not want to die at this time, and it turned out that he found an exhaust fan under the ceiling. Ah P has worked as an electrician in the mainland, and dismantling electrical appliances is his masterpiece, so he hurriedly dived into the bathtub, closed the water hoop, and then floated to the surface, slowly removing the exhaust fan.
After a while, Ah P saw the stars in the sky, and he stretched his head out, and outside was an open Yau Ma Tei, and a coconut tree was standing next to the exhaust fan. A P hurried out of the exhaust fan, climbed down the trunk of the coconut tree, and landed in the Yau Ma Tei. At this time, Ah P was very proud and thought, these turtle grandchildren, is your grandfather easily bullying you? Tell you, it's not too late for Lao Tzu to take revenge for ten years!#Headline##Story##头条日签 #