[Humorous joke] A few days ago, my girlfriend introduced me to a blind date, and I dressed up beautifully and passed. I didn't expect this boy to disappoint me, seeing that the boy's sloppy nails were all mud and greasy, and I said perfunctorily: Something to go. He asked for my V-letter and I said: The phone is broken. The next day he asked me out and I said: Headache, don't go. He scolded on the phone: Who do you think you are! Half a day after the meeting, your phone is broken, but you want me to buy you a mobile phone. Now I have a headache again, what do you want to do? Do you still want me to buy you medicine?
[Humorous joke] Because my parents have been on business for many years, I basically lived in my aunt's house since I was a child. Just because I had a good relationship with my cousin, he bought two bags of instant noodles that time, went home and cooked them for me to eat, and after cooking them, he asked me: Brother, do you want to put peppers? Just then, my aunt rushed into the kitchen with a white scroll and beat my cousin up. When my aunt finished fighting, my cousin also cried into tears, and while sobbing, he asked me: Brother, do you want to put peppers?
[Humorous joke] My buddies who have been married for two months called me and cried: After getting married, I have changed a lot. I wondered: What has changed. The buddies cried and said: The father and mother have changed, the original parents are the closest, and the parents of the wife after marriage have become the parents of the father. My status changed, and I was spoiled by my parents at home, and I had to spoil my wife after marriage. The most important thing is that I have become cautious before I have paid my salary, throwing it in a conspicuous place with my hands, afraid of not seeing it; now I am hiding my money in a safe place, afraid of being discovered!
[Humorous joke] A single female colleague in the company asked me to help her rent a house, and it happened that one of the rooms in my house was empty, so I proposed to the female colleague. In the afternoon, after the female colleague went to see the house and felt very satisfied to live in, I consciously took on the housework every day, including helping her fold the quilt every day. At first, she felt a little scared to live in one room by herself and asked if I could move in with me. I refused on the spot, obviously not wanting to pay rent to me, everyone said yes?
After graduating from technical school, I went to a listed group and worked as a driver for the female boss. Today I drove the female boss's red Ferrari and returned to my rural hometown. After going around my parents' house, I drove back to work. I met a beautiful girl on the road who wanted to take a ride, and I felt that I would take her with me along the way. When I was about to arrive at the county seat, the sister said: Handsome man, thank you so much, have a meal together in the evening? After listening to my sister's words, a picture immediately appeared in my mind: after eating together, then they would say that they liked me, and then they would watch a movie hand in hand, and then they would get me. This thing is so terrible, I quickly replied: Haha, are you hungry? I'm not hungry at all...