Hello everyone, my name is Stone Egg Egg is 26 years old this year, just now, I crossed the !!!
I wore it until I was 15 years old!!! Who would have thought that you could cross the toilet, too grassy!!!
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Okay ~_~ crossed.
A little sad and a little lucky.
Sadly, I just paid my salary and didn't squander it well, and I wore it alas
Fortunately, the old lady can finally beat up this group of SBs!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Happy to think about it. Before those who provoked labor but have not yet avenged hahahaha you are miserable I am not the original me hahahaha
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"Egg egg you finally came!!!"
"Well, can't I come to school?"
"No, you don't know that Meimei scolded you in front of me just now."
I...
Well, I remembered that I didn't suffer a loss on this little white lotus back then, and I used to take her as a girlfriend.
Oh he, you must know that the best way to deal with the white lotus is to purify the white lotus that is more advanced than her. At that time, it was because I did not realize this, so I confronted her head-on... Alas, the good man did not mention the "brave" of that year.
I looked at her silently, and I knew that she had deliberately told me that Meimei had scolded me, and then asked me to scold Meimei. Oh hehe I believed it at the time. The old class pointed out that otherwise...
Lian Lian: "It's weird and scary that you look at me like this." "When it's over, she won't know I'm playing with her!" It was impossible for me to understand that she could not detect her with her intelligence and instinct!!!
Me: "It's all right, no one is perfect." As a class leader, I should listen to more opinions, she scolded me behind my back for definitely being something I didn't do well, I can change it. After saying that I smiled softly at her.
Did she take the wrong medicine... Lian Lian thought to herself
"I'll go first," I said to her with a smile
Leaving LianLian alone in the wind messy...
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When I got to the class, I saw that this lsp was touching other girls again, and I saw that he touched these girls and beat him, well~ ~ I was relieved. Not long after I sat down, I saw a girl sitting on her lap, laughing and being touched by the skimp
I???
Alas, we can't be nosy or not, after all, people are willing. My 26-year-old aunt now especially wants to tell her that girls should love themselves!
After a while, Gua Gua ran over to me and said, "The gang and the gang have been fighting with people in the 2nd class, and you have a good relationship with him, take advantage of the fact that the teacher has not yet come, go and persuade him." ”
Me: "I'm not the only one who has a good relationship with him, why should I persuade him?" ”
"Oops, everyone else has been persuaded, it's useless!" Gua Gua said anxiously.
"Don't go, don't go" I don't want to be nosy
"Oops, egg! After all, he's your table mate! ”
"Stop, stop, don't say, can't I go yet?"
I took a slow look at it, good fellow, I originally thought that the hair was a girl's patent, but I didn't expect it to be good for the boy. I used to pull the gang together, "Big brother, you don't fight, look at my face, you don't fight, big brother, don't fight." "Eh, the gang really stopped." Well, I'm still as obedient as ever.
In this way, I spent a few days calmly, of course, there were a few people looking for trouble, but they were all torn apart by me.
"Squad leader! Monitor! Someone in our class fights, you hurry up. The widow called me out loud. Listening to my tiger body shocked, the sphincter a force! Cut off the shi clip and lift your pants and run to the class.
"What's wrong? Who fought? "I yelled in the class. It turned out to be two two forced, fantasizing that if you hit 5 million, how should you divide it? The result was a big shot because of the uneven distribution.
I..... What a pair of Crouching Dragon Phoenix Chicks!
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Today I heard that there is a new boy in our class. It seems that the surname Lin.
The class bell rang and I went back to my seat, when the old class came in, followed by a boy. A boy who looked very clean. I can't help but think of a passage from Venus and Adonis:
On the ground, you are the queen, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fragrance and elegance.
Fairies lose their color than you, and strong men are more majestic than you.
You are whiter than white pigeons, and more delicate than red roses.
The creation gives birth to you, fights with wisdom, makes you one, and gathers handsomeness.
No, no, how come I don't remember such a person in our class? Who is this man? I don't remember.
Just as I was struggling to think about it, my eyes suddenly met the boy's gaze and he smiled at me.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hehehehehe
Old class: "Students be quiet, this is our new classmate Lin Zesen, everyone applauds and welcomes." Classmate Lin, introduce yourself. ”
Lin Zesen: "Hello everyone, my name is Lin Zesen, when I first arrived, please take more care." After saying that, he bowed slightly to everyone.
Old Class: "Classmate Lin, you should sit next to the class leader first, and let the class leader take you to familiarize yourself with the environment." Help you sit there. Well, students, this lesson the teacher is going to have a meeting, and you are studying by yourself. The squad leader manages discipline. With that, he walked out of the classroom.
As the squad leader, I will definitely inquire about him ~ Oh, it is a wave of warm greetings.
Me: "Classmate Lin, how old are you?"
“15”
"Oh, I'm the same age, so where are you from?"
"Sichuan"
"Sichuan, do you have a giant panda?" Seeing that he didn't answer, I was done talking about the day to death!
Lin Zesen: "Squad leader, you were born in a few months."
Me: "February"
Lin Zesen: "You are older than me, I will call you sister!" ”
I....
"Don't look away! You still call me squad leader! "I'm almost twice as old as you, I can be your aunt, and I feel like calling my sister always has the feeling of an old cow eating tender grass!"
"Oh, well~_~"
Alas, what is wrong with your face! I thought to myself.
After a few minutes,
Lin Zesen: "How to do this problem of the class leader"
"What about this?"
"And this?"
"What's his name, squad leader?"
"What about her?"
"And her..."
"Which teacher is the fiercest?"
"Squad leader, which section of your best section is ⊙∀⊙!"
"Squad leader..."
For the next few minutes, Lin Zesen's small mouth was rattling and rattling!!!
Me: "Lin Zesen, I'm a little tired, you let me lie down!" ”
Lin Zesen: "Is the squad leader annoyed with me?"
Looking at his aggrieved handsome face, my tone couldn't help but soften. "No, no, how could it be, I just stayed up late yesterday and my spirits are not very good today." Won't abandon you! ”
"Well, the squad leader will call me Miki later."
"Okay, then I'll sleep." How do I feel about this little boy tea tea....
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After several weeks, I gradually became acquainted with Miki.
Miki: "Actually, I have a problem with the squad leader..."
Me: "You say. ”
Miki: "Bashan Chushui is desolate!" ”
Me: "responsibility! I almost blurted out, and when I finished, I saw the shock, surprise, joy, and disbelief on Miki's face.
Miki: "Applause to everyone!" ”
Me: "Applause to the Martians!" ”
Miki: "Turnip meeting!" ”
Me: "Heroes! ”
Miki: "You're a nest!!! ”
Me: "You're a cabbage!!! ”
Little Cabbage was a good friend I met on QQ in junior high school. According to Xiao Cabbage, it is a rich ten generation, and the family has countless real estate, often traveling around. Unexpectedly, I actually transferred to our school!
I am "You are the rich ten generations of the Inner Rich!!! ”
Miki: "Yeah, yeah, ”
I"So you recognized me in the first place?" ”
Miki: "Well, just not sure, because the selfie you sent me was too blurry." Miki was obviously particularly excited.
School
Miki: "Squad leader, you will also take this road when you go home!" ”
Me: "Yes, so are you?" ”
Miki: "Mm-hmm, what a coincidence, squad leader." In the future, we will all go together. ”
Me: "Okay! ”
"Squad leader, that's my house over there, we'll see you tomorrow." "Bye bye" said and revealed a particularly bright smile to me, and also revealed two small tiger teeth.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa What a cute boy!!! My heart screamed
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Recently, the midterm exam was almost over, and everyone was in an intense revision.
But I hemp as a "come over person"! Obviously, don't worry about such a small thing, just be the first speaker in the school!
The widowed dog came to me and startled me, who was serious about doing the problem.
"Egg egg, this is the love letter given to you by Li Dog Egg and Wang Dazhu next door!" fast! Take it! The widow said with a lewd face
"What? love letter! You throw it away for me!" Thank you! ”
Only to see the widow's face confused and sad, "I am still a widow in the second year of junior high school, you have so many peach blossoms but do not cherish..." After saying a handful of love letters, he put down his love letters and hissed
Hiss ran away. I was left with a confused face
I....... You don't have to
Then Miki returned
"Oh, squad leader, what is this?"
"Love Letters"
Miki: Shocked !!!! "So, does the squad leader like him?"
"He? Hmm, neither of them deserves it! ”
That's good, that's good, Miki thought.
"Alas! By the way, Miki, you've been in our class for a while, you don't always sit in your seat, you used to chat with them, play with them. Both boys and girls can. You see you look so good, there are still a lot of girls in our class like you, go talk to them. Socialize more! ”
"Squad leader ~ I have social fears!"
I looked at him silently, obviously not believing what he was saying.
"Squad leader, you have to believe me!"
"Erm... Well, trust you! ”
"Lin Zesen! Someone is looking for it! Guagua said loudly
"Okay, just come!"
Miki walked outside the door, and Guagua pointed out a direction to Miki, "Now, the person looking for you is there."
This boy Peach Blossom is also too good, so beautiful girls want to be his girlfriend... Guagua muttered in his mouth
I stared blankly in the direction Miki went out, and the ghost made the gods send him to follow. Hide in a more hidden place and observe.
I saw a very beautiful girl holding a box of chocolates in her hand and saying something in her mouth.
"Classmate Lin, can you be my boyfriend?" The girl's face gradually turned red.
I saw this heart tighten
Miki said with a cold face, "I'm sorry, we are not suitable, and I don't want to fall in love early, this classmate I advise you to do something whenever you should!" Miki's eyes did not have the gentleness of looking at the squad leader at all, only indifference. After saying that, Miki turned around and left.
I saw him come over and hurry to hide. As everyone knows, these are all seen by Miki...
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"Classmate Lin, can you borrow your notebook?" Drift said shyly.
Miki shook his head, "No belt"
"Oh, okay." Drifting disappointed gone.
I looked down into his drawer, "Didn't you bring it, why didn't you bring it?" ”
"Because I don't want to lend her!" Miki looked at me with a flattering smile on his face.
I... You are afraid that you are not blind
"Boo-boo-bo Boo Boo Boo Bo T_T o Bo
"Okay, okay, you don't cry, what's wrong, what's going on?" I rushed to comfort her, and it was difficult to calm down, and Tang Bao told me the truth of the matter.
"I get it! You mean your boyfriend Melon Peel, with your girlfriend bucket bucket, and they're still looking for you every three to five minutes? ”
"Yes" Soup Bun nodded.
"Oh, you're pathetic enough!"
Soup buns...
"Or shall I introduce Lin Zesen to you?"
Yu Bao shook his head hurriedly, "Don't mind! People like you well! And he is cold to everyone except gentle and gentle to you, the last time the girls who confessed to him were all said to cry, I wait ah is not this opportunity ~"
Tang Bao suddenly jumped up, "Egg egg, don't tell me you don't like him ~ I haven't taken him for such a long time, are you playing with it?" ”
I:.... "Please stop your rich imagination, I didn't fall in love early!" Although I am 26 years old [dog head]
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The egg egg, who had recently been surrounded by many troubles, suddenly remembered that her "good" girlfriend who was far away in Attassy was strong, so she picked up her mobile phone, opened qq, and prepared to talk to her.
"Strong! Tell you, you don't even know what happened to me. ”
The strong man of the egg that was far away in Adasi expressed sympathy for her and the soup bun, and thought that the egg and the soup bun must have eaten too many soybeans in their previous lives, so their fate in this life was so tortuous. It is also recommended that the egg soup bun go to Zhen Huan for further study, I believe that they will definitely understand some truths.
Since I finished talking more strongly, I suddenly realized that Mao Sai suddenly opened! I went to see "The Biography of Zhen Huan" overnight.
I realized!!!
school
"Squad leader, what are you doing looking at me like this?" Miki also showed a shy look.
"I'll tell you something, and you'll have to promise me." I was three points of coercion, and seven scattered to him.
I called the soup bun and Miki together, and the three of us had a small meeting
Me: "Comrades! Now we are faced with the problem of how to punish this pair of dog men and women to avenge the soup buns. Now I have a plan, the three of us first randomly do not be discovered, secretly and carefully put some girls' gadgets into the guapi school bag, and then Comrade Miki will imitate the handwriting of the guapi, and Comrade Yuba will practice another handwriting. First let the gap between the melon peel and the bucket because of the girl's gadgets, and then Comrade Miki and Comrade Yubag write an ambiguous little note and put it in the bag of the melon skin, and then, I write a love letter in another handwriting, put it in the bag of the bucket, and then I will imitate the handwriting of the bucket and write on the letter, I consider considering these words. And in front of the class or other people "accidentally" rumored that Gua Pi was with other girls. Give them a fatal blow! Now vote, please raise your hand in favor of this plan. ”
Yu Bao and Sanmu looked at each other with a smile, showed an appreciative look, and slowly raised their right hands.
"Okay, unanimously!"
"Then these days comrades have worked hard."
Sure enough, three weeks later we heard that melon peels and buckets were fanned out of each other.
Hahahahaha this is retribution
I happily hugged Miki next to me, and the moment I filled him, I obviously felt his body stiffen.
And the soup bun still stood there in a posture that greeted me with a hug, and the smile froze. "Eggs! You really are, heavy color light friend! ”
In fact, I am not a heavy color friend, just a hot brain...
summer vacation
"Squad leader, squad leader is on vacation, let's go out and play!" Miki's voice came through the phone.
"Okay! when? ”
"Just tomorrow!"
"Okay, so we're assembling at XXX?"
"Listen to the squad leader!"
next day
Miki saw a man not far away wearing a red dress, with loose hair and a big red bow, very beautiful!
Let him can't help but think of Li Bai's poem:
The clouds want to dress and flowers, and the spring breeze blows Revlon.
If it were not for the jade mountain head, it would meet the Yaotai Moon.
I raised my hand and shook it in front of his eyes, "What's wrong, go."
Miki then came back to his senses, "Oh, oh, oh, the squad leader, I'll take you somewhere."
"Wait until I'm convenient," I said, pointing to the public toilet in front of me.
When I came out of the toilet, I found that everyone passing by me was staring at me, hehe! Must be overly beautiful today!
Miki tapped me on the shoulder and said in my ear, "Squad leader! Your skirt is tucked into your pants!!! ”
I:!!!!
Well, today is really a day of social death
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Finally arrived at the place miki said. It's a sea of flowers.
"Where did Miki get this place from?" I've lived here for so many years, I don't know. ”
"Hey hey," Miki shook his head sheepishly.
"This is so beautiful," I couldn't help but marvel at
"Squad leader, I have a word for you"
"You say"
At this time, Miki suddenly grabbed my hand, "Class, squad leader, in fact, I have liked you for a long time." Before I could react, he said, "Class leader, we will work together in the future, get into the same high school together, the same college is not good, we are together every day, after graduating from college we will get married!" His eyes just looked into my eyes. I felt my face a little hot.
Well, I admit, I love the boy in front of me! Since God told me to live again, let me love once!
"Well, I promise you!" I tiptoed up and said with a red face in his ear. "Then you will be my man from now on!"
He hugged me forward, and time seemed to freeze at this moment. From a distance, it looks like a beautiful oil painting.
A girl in a red dress was held by a tall, thin teenager. The breeze rose, brushed the corners of her skirt, brushed his face, and he felt that his face was a little itchy, and his heart seemed to be tickled by this wind.
On the way home, I was still thinking about the moment just now, and my face slowly turned red again.
Suddenly, the sound of a sharp brake came from my ears. I just felt a darkness in front of my eyes.
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A strong light suddenly stabbed at me, and I was suddenly startled.
"Well, this, isn't this the company bathroom, and am I coming back?" As soon as I looked at my watch, an hour had passed. Or is it just a dream I had.
Back in my office area. Tang Bao hurriedly came over and said, "Egg Egg is already off work, where have you been going for so long?" Seeing that I was pale, the hand of the soup bun covered my forehead, "Egg, you have a fever, so hot, I will accompany you to the hospital to see it." ”
"Don't you, aren't you going on a date with your boyfriend?" Hurry up, then if you are a widow for the rest of your life, I can't afford it. I said half-jokingly
"You"
"Oops! Don't worry, I'm such an adult, can't I lose it? I laughed and interrupted her
"Okay, then I'll go first."
Out of the company I hailed a taxi. I felt like I was going to faint the next moment.
As I was about to walk to the door of the hospital, I suddenly felt a darkness in front of my eyes...
ward
Nurse A: "I heard that Director Lin is going to come to this ward later, so I'm looking forward to it [shy]"
Nurse B: Amazing!! "Then let's move faster." When you're done, let's go! You are new to you do not know, this director is the most fierce director in our hospital, the attitude towards anyone is cold. Start a fire, it's really scary. ”
After a while, I woke up and opened my eyes, "Where is this place?" "I looked up and saw that the room was empty, and then I looked at the decorations around it, as if it were a hospital. I struggled to sit up.
"Still on the fever, don't move around"
I looked up and this! this! This face is all About Miki!
I stared at him in shock, and he looked at me silently.
Gradually he began to slowly approach her, his hands holding his face, stroking it carefully, as if it were a rare treasure in his hand
His lips were getting closer and closer to hers
Finally his lips lightly imprinted on hers, and then he slowly raised his head and smiled evilly. A cold and magnetic voice came from her ear, "How, the squad leader has forgotten me, I, it's your Miki Na." ”
——End——
Author: Mongoose discord water