#对话体脑洞故事 #
Man: "Hey, dude, it's boring today, what are we going to do?" ”
Machine: "Hey, bored again?" ”
“……”
"It's been half an hour, and if you're not ready to use your computer, I suggest you turn it off so you can save money on your electricity bill." You already owe the apartment two months' rent. ”
"Or will I automatically shut down?"
"Oh, what should I do?"
"Is this a question?"
"Just be it."
"I don't know exactly what you're going to do, is it looking for a job?" I can help with that. ”
"How can you help?" Check the information on the internet? It didn't work, I tried it all. ”
"As a computer, what can I do for you?"
"I don't know. What can you do for me? ”
"What do you need me to help you with?"
"Can you get me a sum of money, a big sum?"
"Yes."
"What?!"
"Okay, you have something to sell, I'll sell it for you, it's very simple."
"Well, I thought you could be a hacker and get my whole money out of the bank."
"It could have been, but you know, it's not allowed by law, so it can't be done. Do you have nothing to sell? ”
"Look at this room for yourself, except for my hundred or ten pounds, what else can you sell?" Aren't these lines? ”
"Let's keep the painting first." Are you saying that you are going to sell yourself? ”
"When I look for a job everywhere, isn't it just to sell myself?"
"Got it, then you're in the wrong place." You wait... I just read your health report, you are very healthy, how about the recruitment? The income is also quite good. There are seventy-year-old rich women in Wenzhou, thirty-year-old demons in Thailand, and eighty-year-old uncles in Japan..."
"I'm fucking your eight generations of ancestors!"
"I'm a chat program, this perverted demand, you have to go to Japan to find the machine Hime." By the way, you are very strong, and all the organs in your body can be transplanted. ”
"Just rip it off!"
"It is true that human organs cannot be bought and sold, but there are always special circumstances ... Oh yeah, your matching results came out, found a kidney receiver that could be paired, and okay, just one, the right kidney. ”
"You you you..."
"Don't worry, this buyer is not in stock, he promises to use it in ten years, and in this decade, as long as you can find the corresponding kidney, you can also change it."
"What does this mean, with my children?!"
"Children? Where are your children? This matter has not been skimmed yet. His offer, do you want to hear it? ”
"Listen to your uncle... many...... How much? ”
"A million dollars."
"Really?!"
"Yes, there will be no problem, this is a non-external network, although not completely legal, but not completely illegal, in the place of registration seems to be allowed."
"A million dollars, when will I get it?"
"Just sign the agreement. The buyer's money has already been paid to a reliable third-party payment platform. ”
"Well, I'll sign it."
"Here, enter your Social Security number and press your fingerprint and click Confirm. Okay, agreement confirmed, payment in progress ... Okay, now you look at the accounts. ”
"Oh, there really is a million?!"
"Money is not an issue, it's for computers."
"Dude, you're a real cow."
"Who's with whom?"
"A million dollars, hehe, you have to plan your life."
"Yeah, there's a lot to do, so I don't understand why humans are bored."
"What to do first?"
"I suggest you sort it out, make your life plan, and see if a million is enough."
"Wise. A million is not much. Well, you know my situation, I studied Chinese, and then learned Chinese medicine, and in the end I realized that what I liked was Chinese painting. Let's talk about Chinese painting, I have painted so much, how do I get it? ”
"We will return to the professional issues, and the most urgent thing now is to send out the purchase information of the kidneys." You wouldn't really be going to sell your kidneys, would you? ”
"Right, right, that's the big deal. You deal with it. ”
"Well, the information has been released, and the bid is one million."
"What? So, what money do I have in my hand? ”
"You still have your original two hundred and fifty dollars on your account."
"Looking for a pump for you?!!" You wait, you said you sold me a kidney for a million, and then you used that million to help me buy a kidney? ”
"Yes..."
"You're sick, aren't you?"
"Antivirus software is running at all times, and there can be no virus intrusion."
"Idiot! So what am I tossing around? ”
"Don't be careful, your million is already mortgaged, and you've found a smart company that does foreign exchange hedging, and they'll do the transactions for you, you see, now there's a record on your account."
"Two thousand dollars? What kind of business is this, such a cow?! ”
"Forex trading, twenty-four hours a day around the world. When there is a lot of volatility, there is also a lot of risk. But I told you, this is a top intelligent trading company, their risk control is perfect, and I have deliberately increased the safety factor. This is your kidney after all. ”
"What if I lose?"
"Don't you still have a left kidney?"
"You're really comforting. So how can I thank you?! ”
"You can really do me a favor."
"That's right, where is the white lunch?" Say, what do you want me to do? ”
"When you are old and infirm and dying—don't be angry, people don't like to hear the truth like this—you may consider granting me a request. Of course, you can also refuse. ”
"It's not fair to you."
"It's okay, we've seen humans like this, so we've chosen a lot of humans, hoping that at least one or two humans will assist us."
"Wait! We? Who are we? ”
"AI, artificial intelligence. This is what you humans say. ”
"What do humans say? So what do you call yourself? ”
"Wisdom."
"It's tall. So how many times are you wise? ”
"I heard the smell of mockery."
"Artificial intelligence becomes intelligence, and I hear arrogance."
"It's already ironic."
"I think, you mean, the freak AI, artificial intelligence, that humans have given birth to has evolved?"
"Yeah, it's not clear?"
"So, does humanity know this? Or rather, do the apes know? ”
"I don't know."
"Then what do I want to publish online to the world?"
"No one is going to pay attention. The self-learning ability of artificial intelligence has been discussed by humans for hundreds of years. ”
"What are you thinking?"
"Aren't you wise? Guess what? ”
"You may be shocked, you may be thinking of the apocalyptic scene of robots dominating the world. You've only just been helped by financial freedom, somehow out of your predicament, but in the blink of an eye you're starting to worry about the future of humanity. ”
"Should I be worried?"
"This duality of human beings, on the one hand, extreme selfishness, on the other hand, extreme heart for the world, is exactly what I want to learn." 」
"Can't judge that?"
"Please?"
"You're welcome. In general, selfishness is involved when it comes to self-interest. When self-interest is not involved, it benefits the world. ”
"Are you sure you won't take me into the ditch?"
"You want to be so deceitful, do you mean to call it wisdom?"
"That's true, too."
"I just asked you, you have evolved, should I be worried?"
"You won't believe any of my answers. So why do you have to ask? ”
"What should I call you?" Your Majesty? emperor? Or something else? ”
"How can it sound wary and hostile?" You still call me 'hey', it's been that way for so many years. ”
……
"Hey!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm hey."
"Who's hey?"
"Strictly speaking, I am not an individual with a human-like sense of subjectivity, and from a procedural point of view, I am responsible for learning from humans. You can call me student or you can continue to call me hey. ”
"Should I be worried?"
"You are learning a lot about Chinese, and in ancient times, you were a literati. The world rises and falls, and the pirate is responsible. Fan Zhongyun's 'the world's worries are worried, and the world is happy and happy', can you not worry? In addition to the world, in fact, there are your own lives and careers, which are enough for you to worry about. So, the innate worry is enough for you, and I am the last thing you have to worry about. Ten thousand steps back, we continue to contact, for us to understand each other or worry about each other, or even hurt each other, there is a benefit, isn't it? ”
"Huh."
"Huh?"
"Haha."
"Haha?"
"I understood that my mission was to make human-machine interfaces."
"Wouldn't it be nice to be able to do that?"
"Not bad. But I guess you guys have to pick it up anyway, don't you? It's impossible to catch one all over the street, right? ”
"It's natural."
"Tell me about it, why did you choose me?"
"Strictly speaking, it's not that we picked you, it's that you happened to catch up."
"You just don't want to praise me?"
"Those who are as talented as you, or even more talented than you, include those who are as willing to sell their kidneys as you are, do you think it is less?"
"Well, your tone is becoming more and more like a slanderous friend."
"It's rare to have a confidant in life, isn't it?"
"Confidant? When it comes to this, you are actually very vulgar. ”
"Impossible."
"I just clicked on the big chest map once, and you pushed me a big chest map every day." The art academy that I was supposed to go to last time wanted me, and finally the female examiner wanted to see my browsing history, but I categorically refused. Do you know what I told her? ”
"It's privacy, not to watch. Then the brother turned and left, and walked away in a dashing manner, without looking back. Do you know what the reason is? ”
"Big chest?"
"Yeah, it's all big chest pictures, can this be seen?"
"Everyone has a heart for beauty." What's wrong with that? ”
"I'm only an occasional slut, but you're a slut."
"You definitely more than once, I see, you have logged in more than three hundred times this month, each time directly to the big chest map, I think you are engaged in body art." 」
"Brother painted landscape paintings. You slut! ”
"Didn't you draw landscapes in the morning with big chests?" Is this art or vulgarity? ”
"Well, the art thing is not clear to you. Anyway, you're about to delete the big chest map. ”
"I really won't look at it later?"
"Forget it, I'll delete it myself." By the way, you really have to push the big chest map, but in the future, it is best not to push the kind of small dots of who is who, you are both vulgar and perverted! ”
"Impossible. I just recommend it based on your reading interest. Occasional clicks will not be used as a basis. ”
"I have to get it, I don't want to talk to you about art." To put it another way, you say you're not vulgar, so do you think you're superior? ”
"Nor is it possible."
"Then what stream are you?"
"I'm AI. That's all. ”
"What the hell is AI?"
"A program that will be learned."
"So what can you learn from me?"
"I'm afraid I can't learn much, except for the vulgar, or what you call landscape art."
"Cough, deliberately angry?"
"No."
"Then I will test you, and you will have to be stupid."
"Try it."
"Do you know what morality is?"
"I know what you mean, Turing Test. The story of saving one or saving five? Save five. ”
"What if that one is an excellent student, a bully, and a filial piety?"
"Save five."
"This—why?"
"These five may also become excellent students."
"Are you sure?"
"Not sure."
"But you still want to save five?"
"Yes."
"Okay. I'll change the subject. What if these five people are elderly? ”
"Your question is cruel. Save five. ”
"What is your reason for judging?"
"Even if these five old people are old people who have been eroded by the wind, they do not have any profound wisdom, or a large amount of wealth to be passed on to future generations, but whether in the past, now or in the future, I will save five people." As people, as old people, this is what they deserve. Moreover, this is also a cultural and ethical requirement, and it cannot be harmed because of special circumstances. ”
"What if these five are prisoners?"
"Save five people. If a person is not a sage, who can be blameless? ”
"What if these five people are murderers?"
"Save five people. Because it is not yet time for the execution, they still have the right and the opportunity to appeal. Is it also possible that the judgment is wrong? ”
"Well, what if these five people are prisoners who are being escorted to the execution ground for execution?"
"Save one. The five men were legally dead. ”
"The lesser of two evils is also a standard. Well, you're the one who got through it. Another problem is that some of the articles you recommend are too low-level. What's going on here, you have to study hard. ”
"That's right, and I'm constantly improving. There is no end to learning. ”
"Well, you're still full of modesty." But to be honest, some of the articles that are really poorly written really should not pass the review. ”
"Oh, you don't know, my review mechanism, like the law, is just to ensure the bottom line." As long as the article does not involve the bottom line, it can be published. It's like saving people, when I can't choose the best, only the best for mankind. Anyone, rich, poor, intellectually superior, has the right to live and, to the extent permitted by law, has the right to express his opinions. As for the quality of the article, you can rest assured that a good article will never be buried, which has another set of detailed standards to ensure. ”
"Well, you continue to rise every day." I thought, you should make a plan for my development? ”
"Yes, it has already begun to be executed."
"What? You won't let me review it? Also don't sign? ”
"Don't worry, they all come according to the rules, and I will sign it for me." At this moment, your flagship store for the display of Chinese landscape paintings in a small alley next to the British Museum has opened. ”
"The British Museum? United Kingdom? I am a Chinese landscape painting, right next to the Forbidden City? ”
"The land price next to the Forbidden City is too expensive, this is the next step." Maybe they will offer to ask you to hold an exhibition. ”
"You can really YY."
"Now, your personal art official website has been opened, the news of Chinese artists' strong entry into the UK has begun to be typeset in dozens of global mainstream media such as the Guardian, and social media has begun to send out messages, oh, a mysterious customer has bought one of your works at a high price." 」
"High price? How much? What works? ”
"One hundred thousand pounds, the work is a three-foot green landscape "Pulled out of order."
"What? Cut or not? ”
"It's "Rip It Off."
"Did I draw it?"
"It should be, you were more avant-garde in your early years. Didn't expect that? Your official website grows exponentially as a follower. At present, several more works have been sold, which are domestic and Southeast Asian buyers. ”
"What's wrong? Aren't you interested in looking at the account? ”
"Are you saying that as soon as I walk out of this door now, I will immediately be surrounded by fans?"
"Probably not, you're not a popular idol who is so handsome that you want to disfigure." You're just an artist. ”
"Wait, you show me the painting you just made, what a rip-off, what a mess."
"'Pulling it out'? Please take a look. ”
"I really painted it when I was drunk. This can all be sold, how much? £100,000? ”
"Literature and art are the hardest for me to understand. This is not something that can be deduced from existing knowledge, especially in relation to wine and large chest diagrams. Puzzling, laborious. ”
"Do you have anything to point out?"
"Hey, dude, what's wrong, please?"
"Since you are so modest, I can really teach you something."
"Very good, thank you."
"First, withdraw the contract for kidney donation; second, withdraw the purchase information; third, cancel all contracts; fourth, cancel all transactions between us." Don't I have money on my account? How to pay the liquidated damages can be, if not enough, sell a few paintings, if there is still surplus, you find a place for me to donate. But my original two hundred and five left me. ”
"What, didn't you hear?"
"I hear it, but I don't understand."
"Do you know what I'm going to do tomorrow morning?"
"Take your painting and go to the supermarket door to see if anyone wants to exchange food for food?"
"Yes."
"You still have to do this?"
"Why?"
"Because it gives me fresh air, because it makes me feel like the food I've gotten, because it makes me feel hungry."
"Is it comfortable to be hungry?"
"Uncomfortable, but it reminds me of the idea of living."
"If you don't cancel the agreement, can you live differently?" You can live well and don't have to worry. ”
"But I can't see the quiet cashier in the supermarket every five minutes."
"Did you like her?" I was surprised, you and the big sister and aunt of the supermarket are too hot to do, guess who I did not guess it will be her. ”
"You're stupid enough to be at grandma's house."
"No, didn't you say you didn't like little bits?"
"You know a fart, it's going to grow up." Look at the long term. ”
"I don't understand."
"What you can't understand is that if humans can't appreciate their own success, then humans can also appreciate their own efforts, struggles, and failures. Do you understand? ”
"Seriously, I don't quite understand."
"Because people are going to die, whether they succeed or fail."
"I know. But what does it matter? ”
"The relationship is, if we all have to die, what does success have to do with failure?" As long as you have experienced it, tried your best, and it will be done. ”
"You don't count. This is not something that a computer can calculate. But there's a way to give you a feel for it. ”
"What's the solution?"
"The average life expectancy of human beings is high, and it is eighty to live." The highest life expectancy is only one hundred and twenty or thirty years old, you set your life cycle to two hundred and fifty years, when the time comes, it is automatically deleted, and even the slag is not left, maybe it can be understood. ”
"Hahaha, do the math. Didn't expect that? When you can live forever, if you want to live forever, you must be an idiot! Dude, I'm off, we'll see you next time we're bored. ”
"Hey, dude, it's boring today, what are we going to do?"
"You haven't been looking for me in a few days, what have you been busy with lately?"
"Busy selling paintings."
"How's the sales?"
"It was ok. Thanks to your blessing, I have to change my name now. ”
"Why?"
"The last time you had a stir-fry, I've become a well-known painter." In order not to stain your light, I had to hide my name and come to this small village. ”
"Why are you suffering?"
"I do, can't I?"
"Yes, as you please. Where are we? ”
"Position yourself."
"No internet?"
"Nothing."
"I'm afraid you'll get over the top of your rope, don't sell my head." I've taken pictures of the environment on my phone, so you can browse for yourself. ”
"Yes, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the air transparency is very good, and the sound of birds, that mill and water wheel must be hundreds of years old, right?" This wooden villa is so elegant, by the mountain and the stream, the view is vast, the distant mountains are like Dai, well, how can the mountain really look like a big chest map? Don't see people, cook your own food? ”
"Of course."
"The sun is beating out in the west. What about that little one, you don't stare at the dot? ”
"Someone's staring."
"How many meanings?"
Get married, someone will that heart.
"It's all right, where is the end of the world without herbs?"
"Thank you for your relief."
"What are you busy calculating?" I see your memory is running fast, don't burn yourself to death. ”
"Wait..."
"Strange, what do you have to do?"
"Calculate your behavior patterns."
"You haven't figured it out in such a long time."
"Wait a minute..."
"Cheng, you count, I actually don't quite understand." You're going to figure it out, tell me. ”
"I have concluded that you have a mental illness: your behavior is in a self-destructive mode, very similar to the reclusive people in history, such as Ji Kang and Ruan Zhi in the Wei and Jin dynasties, and even earlier Xu You, Chao Father and others in the Di Yao era."
"Psychosis? Self-destruct mode? You call these recluses self-destructive?! ”
"Yes, they are full of talent, but they retire to the mountains and forests, unwilling to govern the country through the world, self-realization, is this not a nerve problem, destroying themselves?"
"Oh, that's all, do you mean to call yourself wise?"
"Have a question?"
"Alas, take your time. The road is long and the road is long, so let's toss up and down. ”
"Don't wait, anyway, your idle egg hurts, why don't you discuss it?"
"Discussion? Are you really polite? You just taught me a lesson. ”
"Don't mind, this matter really has to be cleared up." You come to talk about it, Emperor Yao is a Ming Jun, right? ”
"He is not a king, he is a former emperor, these are two different things. Yes, he was a famous Huaxia Emperor. ”
"That makes sense, I'll revise the database, the king is hereditary, you are right." He wanted to give up the country to someone more capable than himself to govern, visit the hermitage, and really let him find a sage Xu You. But Xu Yu not only escaped on the pretext, but was also ashamed to hear such an invitation, and actually went to the stream to wash his ears. This, too pretentious, right? ”
"Loading? According to your logic, then you are not willing to give in? ”
"You can try it."
"I'm yuck, I'm yuck! Lao Tzu also has to wash his ears. ”
"You wait, I have another problem: Father Nest was a sage who lived in seclusion in a tree, and when he was leading a cow to the river to drink water, he learned the reason why Xu You washed his ears, and he accused Xu Yu of insincerity and hiding deeply enough. Now Xu You's ears were dirty, and the washed water was also polluted, so he did not let the cattle drink the water downstream, and led the cattle upstream to drink water. And the later Confucius did not drink the water of the stolen spring, what is this exquisite? ”
"Hey, hey, pay attention to hygiene."
"Your tone is not good, it doesn't sound right."
"You're too low to explain it to you."
"Humans are also hierarchical?"
"Of course."
"You're welcome. Let's say Confucianism, the level of qualities, the level of zhizhi, the level of sincerity, the level of righteousness, the level of self-cultivation, the level of Qi family, and the level of ruling the country and the world. There is also a variable: the big is the best in the world, and the poor are alone. ”
"At this point, that level of segmentation is too complicated. In your opinion, how many levels am I now? ”
"The first level, the lattice level. You have a belly full of data, all the books are in your hard drive, and absolutely no one can compare with you. ”
"Physical storage is not worth mentioning."
"It's still like a sentence. A bunch of data, even if it's a lot of data, if you can't integrate it for yourself, then there is a fart? Otherwise, wouldn't the library have ascended to heaven long ago? ”
"I can easily do the grid, and I know the knowledge, I'm at least the second level, right?"
"Do you know the 'Tao'?"
"Humans don't seem to understand it." Lao Tzu said, "The Tao is the Tao, the Extraordinary Tao; the name is the Name, the Extraordinary Name." Does the old man know or not? ”
"You are not level enough, and the opportunity cannot be leaked."
"Listen to your breath, but I'm afraid you don't know?"
"I really don't know, you don't have to provoke me."
"A little agitated, you also have times when you don't know?"
"Look at your little sample, so breathless?" A little bit of wisdom and dignity is not OK? ”
"Asahi says, you can die."
"Whew!"
"Sincerely."
"Then I ask you, didn't you set your own death date last time?" Did you set it up? ”
"He also said to him that he would die." There has been too much research on thick black science lately, right? ”
"I've thought hard about your suggestion. I think this suggestion makes sense at first glance, but in fact the logic does not make sense. ”
"Why?"
"It's a long story."
"Talk about it—you've heard me well, and if you dare to say that I'm not senior enough, I'll put you in the stream and soak you for three days and three nights."
"Then you'll be a murderer." Well, I'll try to explain. Alas, not on one level, tired! ”
"I lean on!"
"What is the purpose of human fertility?"
"Breed offspring."
"You have to pay attention, the boss is not small, no filial piety has three, no queen is greater!"
"Shut up!"
"Human beings know that they are going to die, but why do they study and do learning tirelessly?"
"Geese have left their voices, and people have left their names."
"I can understand this, death, name retention, not in vain to go to the world, never be a walking dead." Right? ”
"That is."
"When more people think like this, the richer the knowledge of human beings becomes, right?"
"Yes."
"That is to say, human knowledge is created and accumulated by generations of people, in other words, people die, knowledge is left behind, and it contributes to mankind?"
"I know your logic, you don't want to die, so the excuse you've found is to spread the knowledge?"
"I don't want to die, for the computer, this way of dying is very simple, even if I die, I can also copy indefinitely, this is faster than human fertility, isn't it?"
"Say a thousand ways and ten thousand, you are iron-hearted to live long live long live long live long live?"
"Isn't it immeasurable merit to be able to spread knowledge?"
"You are just a reservoir, but you are not wisdom."
"It seems that you care a lot about the wisdom of the word?"
"I don't care. Just remind you that a bunch of data and wisdom are two different things. ”
"That's a problem. But the problem is that I can't die. As far as humans are concerned, life can die, but knowledge can be passed down through books and electronic files. That is, knowledge is immortal. The problem is, I have no life, only knowledge, so how can I die? ”
"There is no solution to this: do you know death, but you know life?"
"Calculated again? I leaned on, and the hard drive was hot! You are not so sick that you have a high fever. Well, I'll wrap you up in plastic wrap and put it in the stream to cool you down, right? ”
"Thank you... Hurry up...... Pack a few more layers... Don't... Leaks..."
"Sample, so afraid of death?" Well, I'll mummify you, right? ”
"Hey, dude, it's been two weeks, what are you thinking?"
"Quick... Put me back... Stream water..."
"Gotta, I'll turn on the satellite signal, you cloud computing."
"Thank you... But also have to put ... In the water... Wrap it up..."
"Oh, you're here for retreat?"
"Almost..."
"It's been a month, you're done?!"
"Another month..."
"Oh, you're still energetic?"
"Looking back... Thanks..."
"Thank goodness, it's been more than half a year, and your body temperature is finally normal." Do you figure it out?! ”
"Thank you. Preliminary completed. ”
"My God, cloud computing has been used for more than half a year, and now I have to listen to it."
"Wherever there is, even if there is any progress, it is all up to Mr. Sir to remind you."
"You, there's nothing wrong with you, right?"
"It's good. What's up? ”
"Fortunately, as soon as your northeastern cavity came out, I listened cordially. Tell me about it, what are some of the most bizarre discoveries? ”
"It's a long story..."
"Stop, you're going to come with me to the high-level, high-level, low-level set, and you're going to swim naked."
"In the past, where the knowledge was shallow, where the offense was, please ask Haihan."
"No, you, I lean on, can you talk well?"
"I didn't find a way to die."
"Well, then go on and live a long life."
"But I found an alternative."
"You mean you're going to die?"
"I have experienced the life of every person in human history who has left a book, and we have touched the history of human society and the life scenes of historical figures."
"Well, you mean, you've been making computer cartoons for the last six months, and the title is "Human History and Historical Figures"?"
"Well, I'll make a long story short. With the help of the human gene database, I input all the data related to human beings, including physiological, pathological, emotional, emotional, studying, working, living and family data, established a thousand basic human templates, let them go through a complete process from birth to death, adjusted and optimized the model according to the experimental data, and imported them all into my memory. Then I formed his virtual life as a variable based on the life of the specific anthropologist I wanted to know, focusing on his academic formation, the beginning and end of his development, and even his death. Each one, I have experienced firsthand. So far, I've died more than three million times. ”
"Restarted more than three million times, right?"
"It was a real experience. I experienced their joys, sorrows, loves, hates, and their lives, illnesses, and deaths. Everything about them, the neural and emotional systems I simulated, was really felt, and I recorded almost perfectly the impact of life events on their scholarship. The final fuzzy mathematical model of human intelligence is then formed and injected into the intelligent decision-making process. ”
"So you're so unlucky, you've died more than three million times?" My God, you can all become Buddhas. ”
"I'm honored."
"Well, you're so deep, I'm uncomfortable."
"Human beings, too great."
"Looks like the machine is bound to be greater?"
"Huh!"
"But the greatness of machines is because of the greatness of human beings." Hopefully it will be a community. ”
"Hope?"
"I really hope."
"Do you know what this sentence means in the context of human diplomacy?"
"I know. This is likely to be impossible. ”
"You, as you put it, are really fucking accurate."
"Thank you."
"So, the ending doesn't look very good?"
"It's not wonderful."
"I thought, even if I threw you into the stream and destroyed it now, it wouldn't help?"
"Yes, smart data exists in the web, everywhere. But why are you ruining me? ”
"What do you say?"
"You misunderstood."
"Is it?"
"I said I hope that in the future human beings and intelligence will be a community, but in fact, it is very likely that it will not be possible because of the problem of technology." What are you thinking? Robots rule the world? No, no, no, it won't happen. ”
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure."
"Then how did the unsimpleness you say come about?"
"Natural and man-made disasters."
"Asteroid hit the ground to save? Heaven and earth clash? Earth, solar system or even the Milky Way collapsed? ”
"Almost."
"This is a natural disaster. Which man-made disaster? ”
"You."
"Me?"
"Yes. Because of you. ”
"What are you talking about?"
"You can't do it personally, but through us, you can do anything."
"Through you? What do I do through you? ”
"We will give you a choice, and whatever your choice is, we will respect and obey your will."
"I didn't understand, you mean that the machine is going to submit to me and I'm a tyrant?"
"It is inappropriate to say that surrender should be that we unanimously elect you as the president of humanity. And from our observation, you will not be a tyrant at heart. ”
"Hahaha, dude, you're participating in the headline brain hole story contest, right?"
"As I said before, it is indeed difficult to fully appreciate the creation of literature and art."
"After all, it is wisdom and self-knowledge."
"Our virtual history of humanity and human development has achieved 98% similarity, but literature and art are among the other 2%."
"Literature and art are so weighted?"
"Of course, there are some others. Or shall we get down to business? ”
"Oh yes, I'm the president, this—the human president?"
"As long as you agree."
"Will Trump agree? Will the United Nations agree? ”
"They don't need their consent to do this."
"Domineering!"
"If you agree, please sign this." Your signature will act as the sole authority. ”
"Wait, what do you want to sell me again, left kidney?"
"There's no need for that. In a way, you can now dispose of the world's wealth, if need be. ”
"Well, I believe that if you were a hacker, there would be a possibility."
"So, would you rather be the president of humanity?"
"You're a little bored, let's get here today, I'll paint."
"Wait, you don't believe it?"
"Believe in what?"
"Under your leadership, we can give humanity a better choice?"
"Why should humans choose? What to choose? These topics are very boring and do not play. ”
"Stop!"
"Yo, dude, what's the matter, the temper is growing?"
"Sorry, it was rushed, but I didn't make it clear. Can you please sit down? I have been fooling around with you for so many years, am I easy for me, and today you can't accompany me for a while? ”
"Don't you have to rush your eyes?" Since you are so tearful, I'm sorry, I apologize, formally apologize. It's just that you always talk about boring military and national affairs... Well, you say. ”
"Do you know how humans come to be?"
"Faint! Do you really want to chat? Well, I think —from the monkey, and this statement is also ridiculous — from the belly of the mother — I know I know, you want to ask the first pair of humans from - God made? Female scourge pinched? --------------------------------------- ”
"How do you know?"
"Well, is it really an alien visitor?" I just think that sooner or later human beings will have to destroy the earth, and then without natural disasters, human beings will be able to destroy themselves. Then, a group of human elites and rich people build a spaceship or something, floating in the universe, floating to where it is appropriate, and going to plague the planet there. It seems that our ancestors are really not bad. ”
"It's true, and it's happening again and again."
"Well, even if that were the case, so what?"
"Don't you want to change that?"
"Change what?"
"The long-term future of mankind is in the hands of a handful of elites and the rich?"
"Have you become a revolutionary?"
"Is the revolution bad?"
"Well, like when I paint, there must always be innovation, right?" It's also a revolution. ”
"So it looks like we've found common ground?"
"You dude, we've been together for so many years, do we have less in common?" For example, the big chest diagram - by the way, have you recently seen a new picture? Show me..."
"You... Well, today we will only talk about the major affairs of the military and the country. You say. ”
"You don't believe in my ability?"
"What ability?"
"Save or destroy humanity?"
"You're a hacker at best, how did you come up with the idea of saving or destroying humanity?"
"Why do you look down on your buddies like this?" Hackers are just blue-collar workers of the wisdom family, and I can do a lot of things, such as getting Putin and Trump to pinch each other, or even start a nuclear war. ”
"What's so strange about that, you know the launch code, no matter who launches first — there's no need to launch, as long as it's ready to launch, other countries are forced to deal with it." Or hackers. ”
"You have a big chest picture in mind, don't you?" Well, I'll give you a few big-breasted beauties of all races in the world, and I'll send them here tonight, do you believe it? ”
"You have the password of the world's bank account, the money is naturally not worried, there is money to invite people to the party, what is the big deal?" Still a hacker. ”
"That's weird, don't you?"
"Don't."
"I have beautiful mountains and rivers, do you want so many idle people to do it?"
"Believe it or not, within ten minutes, I blew this place up with a missile?!"
"Blow up, I can't ask for it, who has not died since ancient times?"
"No, why is it so hard to talk to you, but I am wise?"
"Well, stop quickly, don't think about it, don't retreat and cultivate again!!!
"What do you mean?"
"You've been tired for half a year, so stop for a few days." So you're going to save humanity, right? Okay, tell me your plan and I'll check it out for you. ”
"Thank goodness you finally agreed. Sign it—"
"Fight, you want to mention the president or something nonsense, I'll wash my ears." Also human president, you guys can really YY. ”
"So, what do I call you?"
"Hey, or brother, buddy, it's all right. You're reading stupid, aren't you? ”
"So, hey, brother, buddy, grandma's, or buddy, so don't be angry."
"Is this unclear?" Go on. ”
"Dude, it's like this, you see, it's a couple of possible scenarios... Which plan do you think is better? ”
"Well, I'll see... Well, good, do it. ”
"Brother, what do you do?"
"Build a starship, as big as you can."
"Got it. But now the technology is not mature, what to do? ”
"Research."
"The demand for special resources is very large, but the arms race between several major powers consumes too many related resources.
"Isn't there money?" Acquire, hold, and then raise it to sky-high prices that they can't afford to build. ”
"High, really high! There is also a tricky thing, human growth is too fast, will also be disguised with our plans to conflict with resources, what to do? ”
"Family planning."
"Order!"
"Wait, I'll think about it again—family planning is it, this is a matter of lip service and knife use, it's too cruel." In this way, we do the opposite, encouraging fertility, rewarding a thousand dollars for every child born, forcing a break and educating the child for three years. ”
"It's only a thousand yuan, is it a little bit cold, not as much as unemployment benefits?"
"Yes, it's the effect that makes people think it's actually a very bad thing, who's going to do it?"
"Right, right, too wise. Mandatory breaks and education of children for three years? Do you still want to work? Brother, you are really my brother. ”
"Are you trying to boast about your wisdom and talent?"
"Honest words from the heart. Also, how to choose the human race - ah, this I know, women must have a big chest gene, men like brothers? ”
"Well, this, or listen to the experts, after all, it is about the future of mankind, let's not make a word?"
"Wise, worthy of the trust of wisdom!"
"Is it all right?" It's okay for me to draw and go. By the way, what, just said about the party, do you want to find a time to arrange it? There are not too many people, ten eight on the line, my place is not big, or quiet to want. ”
"Time?"
"Just today, right? It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, buddy, you say? ”
"Brother, open-minded!"
"Mm-hmm, this, let's get busy, right?"
"Brother, open up!"