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How to let xueba take the initiative to give you a lecture
First, the demolition of the roof of the topic method
Explanation of terms:
Mr. Lu Xun gave a speech in 1927 entitled "Silent China", in which he wrote: "Chinese temperament always likes to be harmonious and eclectic, for example, you say, this room is too dark, saying that opening a skylight here, everyone must not allow it." But if you advocate tearing down the roof, they will come to reconcile and be willing to open the skylight. ”
This kind of first making a big demand, then making a smaller and less demand, is called the "demolition effect" by posterity who is too lazy to name it.
Here's how:
Me: Xueba, can you be my girlfriend?
Xueba:?
Me: Oh no, can you help me preach the question?
Xueba: ???
I: (Be sure to be calm) Page 8 This organic inference question...
Xueba: ????????? (A hundred thousand faces are confused but have been suppressed by your absurdity) Oh, then the specific approach to this question is...
Three sentences, let xueba take the initiative to give me a lecture, great success
Second, the method of seeking help at the door
If you want someone to grant you a more difficult request, you might as well ask him to do a trivial thing for you before telling you the real request. In order to maintain a consistent impression and help others to the end, they will be more likely to agree to help.
Me: Xueba you smell fast, I smell like on fire!
Xueba: (Extremely eager to win, will definitely smell) (Sigh) Hey, no?
Me: Oh, can that help me preach the questions?
Xueba: ?????
I: (Be sure to be calm) Page 9 This inorganic inference question...
Xueba: ????????? (Two hundred thousand faces confused but already dominated by the fear of possible fire) Oh, then the specific approach to this problem is...
Three sentences, let xueba take the initiative to give me a lecture, great success × 2
How to let the sister (Han) take the initiative to pursue you
Pavlov took the sister law
The famous psychologist Pavlov used dogs to do such an experiment: every time the dog was delivered food, the red light was turned on and the bell sounded. After a period of time, whether food is delivered or not, as soon as the bell rings or the red light is on, the dog begins to secrete saliva.
"Every day put a well-prepared breakfast in the drawer of your favorite girl, and keep silent, no matter how much she asks, don't talk. Insist on this for one to two months, when the girl has become accustomed to your daily punctual breakfast, suddenly stop delivering food, she will have deep doubts and losses in her heart, and will be full of interest and doubt to find you to inquire, then take it down again. ”
Schrödinger took the sister law
Explanation of terms
Put a cat in a box, and a particle with a 50% chance of decay. Of course, particles have a 50% chance of decaying and releasing poison gas, and cats have a 50% chance of being poisoned.
But the box is airtight, the decay time of the particles is uncontrollable, if you only open the box once, then choose a different time to open the box, the cat's life and death may also be different.
The paradox brought about by this experiment is that the objective law is not based on the will of man, but the life and death of the cat depends on the time of observation by the human being, which is the subjective will.
Also: "Schrödinger's Sister Method" was inspired by the famous physics hypothesis "Schrödinger's Cat". It is an upgraded version based on Pavlov's sister's law, which can be described as a good idea to win in stability.
"Every morning, you pull out a coin toss and let the great randomness decide whether to send breakfast to the girls today. In this way, when the girl opens the drawer every day, she does not know whether there is breakfast, and the existence of breakfast is an independent random event, which cannot be speculated at all. The daily breakfast is an unknown mysterious existence for the living, and the girl will gradually be attracted to this mysterious phenomenon, and will inevitably have a great interest in the delivery person, and you will be covered with a mysterious veil in her heart. ”
The summary of the "Schrödinger Sister Law" is: "This enigmatic man, at this moment Schrödinger possessed, with a deep sorrow like quantum theory, makes her unable to extricate herself from now on."
Heisenberg took the sister law
When you see the future, the future has already changed. Human observational behavior affects the state of the observed transaction, so humans can never "measure" the properties of the object being measured.
In addition, the "uncertainty principle" is also done on the basis of Schrödinger's sister's method, which is the law of seeking change in victory.
On the basis of "Schrödinger's sister method", more torturous uncertainties are included, so that girls are worried and can't eat well: "If the result of tossing a coin is that breakfast is not delivered on the same day, then take a picture of the breakfast that could have been sent, showing the combination of various foods, drinks, and fruits, including the raw material table and the nutrition ingredient list, and put it in the girl's drawer." If the result of tossing a coin is to deliver breakfast on the same day, then put the prepared breakfast in a blender, break it and stir it evenly into a paste, and wrap it up in the girl's drawer. In this way, the girl can either eat breakfast but do not know what to eat; or she knows the breakfast recipe today, but cannot eat it, and then has a deeper understanding of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. A fluttering heart was thus captured under the powerful gravitational field of physics. ”
To sum up, the purpose of the Heisenberg Enhancement Patch is to make girls suffer from breakfast every day, and emotionally more likely to rely on the person who delivers breakfast, and eventually collapse psychologically and pounce into the arms of the scientist (you).
Undocumented:
Skinner's pigeons, Thorndike's cats, Kohler's orangutans, Bridan's donkeys, Tong's crucian carp, Zeno's turtles, Kandel's charts, Morgan's fruit flies, Wilson's ants, Lorenz's butterflies, Nagel's bats, etc