Quotes from Garfield
I don't watch TV every time I finish eating, sometimes I watch TV while I eat, and some changes in my life add to the fun. I'm going to be in trouble, so you better shut down the TV.
Can you speak Chinese in English? Otherwise don't say anything.
There are three things in the world that have to wait a long, long time to come: birthdays, Christmas... And pizza deliverers.
I felt like there was a skinny kitten in me, and it... Felt hungry. oh? Eating rats? If there are already spaghetti in the world, what else is there to eat rats for?!
From now on, I will no longer be gluttonous, but just love to eat. I only eat four meals a day... Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
Jon: The pizza delivery was a woman. Garfield: Female pizza courier? ...... Marry her!
My weight is my own business.
Garfield said (to Odi): "There is a difference between a cabbage and a pocket watch, and cabbage can't tell us the time, Odi, you grew a cabbage head!" ”
Do you think it's easy to sleep 18 times a day?!
The problem with chocolate is that it's gone when it's finished.
Don't tell people I've done good things, that would ruin my image.
Love comes and goes quickly, and only pork rolls are eternal.
(New Year's Day early morning first sentence) This year I decided to sleep no more than eight hours a day! ...... In this case, eight hours a day is multiplied by 365, divided by 24... 15... 121.5 days. (To the host Jon) Got me up on May 3rd.
I'm not a big glutton, and I don't eat everything. I'm just a performance artist, and (pointing to the food in front of me) I'm finishing my work.
I'm going to do push-ups today! ...... Uh-huh(can't stand up)... Lie on your stomach today and hold it up tomorrow.
Nature shows through the creature of the dog that our lives are not the worst.
Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good not to have one.
If I had come a little later in the morning, I would have loved it.
Some people call this laziness, I call it contemplation.
You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
Garfield is certainly not made for pork rolls, but pork rolls must have been made for Garfield.
Odi, let's go eat ice cream, but you'll have to watch me eat it.
I should be polite to Odi. - (Kick Ody) – Sorry, Odie! Now I did.
I can't let that chicken write after my name.
This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight. Odi, go, let's go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
The big belly is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.
"Odi was shivering with cold outside the window, it was pitiful. I can't bear to watch him like this. No, can I just sit idly by? I have to do something. Garfield closed the curtains.
You can get the kitten to leave the meatloaf, but you can't let the meatloaf leave the kitten.
If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to make them think of something.
There is nothing more lovely than a small table with pork rolls.
(Deep...) - Am I dreaming? ——(Rush to your "bed", lift the quilt...) There was no me in the quilt, not sleeping
There are many more important things in this world than money, such as pasta.
It's great to have fun with this exercise that doesn't allow for weight gain.
People who fail are characterized by constant failure. If you want to see his failures, he won't let you down.
Garfield had three wishes: "The first is for pork rolls, the second is for pork rolls, and the third, oh, you're wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more pork rolls." ”
I will never do anything sorry for Odi from now on,...... Maybe, maybe not forever.
Now, can you give us back Monday? There are also Wednesdays and throughout August, Wisconsin and Chocolate Candy. ...... Oh, and one more thing, can you give me back my coins too?
A beautiful lady said to Jon you are so cute, and you asked me what was wrong!
If you can't defeat your enemies, then join them.
Hello Narman. I am now in Abu Dhabi. The worst part here is not that there are no spaghetti or that it is thousands of miles away from home. The scariest part is that it's packed with mailed, cute cats!
"Garfield, you're not really going to send me by courier to Abu Dhabi, are you?" "No, Narman, I won't. I'll use slow pieces so it can be a little cheaper. ”
No, fruit cake! It's one of three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.
Can you do me a favor? Help me apply to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!
The problem with dogs is that they don't have an ON/OFF switch on them.
Here we go! I'm going to take my third nap of the day.
I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.
After a beautiful night's sleep, 16 hours, I like to sleep short.
Garfield: (to tell a story) A long, long time ago, there was a little girl... (The picture shows the back of Odi wearing a princess dress)... she...... (Odi suddenly turned around and stuck out his long tongue)... She's as ugly as nothing in the fridge!!
Garfield had an ice cream in his hand and said to Odi, "Odi, do you want to lick it?" Odi looked at Garfield with joy and sincerity and anticipation. Garfield stuck out his tongue and licked Odi's face, continuing to eat ice cream...
Although Odi is a dog, he sometimes lives a dog-like life.
Garfield diet tips: 1. Calculate that you don't eat enough to come back to the second round, and you have to take enough food the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5 kg. 3. Never eat slimming sugar. 4. Don't make friends with a girlfriend who runs a restaurant or pastry shop at home. 5. To lose weight, you should eat more vegetables, so you should eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits, etc. 6. Cold food should not be eaten more (except ice cream). 7. Leave a little bit at each meal and don't eat them all – let's say, the cherry on the ice cream sundae). 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.
I'm fat and lazy – but I'm proud!
Garfield, the little devil