Shortly after joining the work, I talked about a girlfriend, and the relationship was not bad. One night, I asked a buddy out to pick up a string, and I drove to pick him up.
As soon as he sat down in the co-pilot, he twisted around and asked me where the switch to the mediation seat was, because the seat was very far back.
The buddy asked me, "Is that what your chair is usually like?" How do you not adjust, how to sit behind this angle! I can sleep on my stomach! ”
These two days the car was driven by my girlfriend, I was a rough person, and I didn't pay attention to the seat at all. I said: "I haven't opened it for a few days, my girlfriend opened it, yesterday she went to the ** mall with her girlfriend to eat, it is estimated that her girlfriend adjusted." ”
My buddy was stunned and asked me which girlfriend was the one I liked! I said, "Come on, you're unrequited, people don't have much interest in you!" ”
The brother thought for a while, and said quietly: "My goddess is about 165 tall, weighs 100 pounds, B hood, I am 175, weigh 140, this posture I sit is uncomfortable, is it difficult for her to lie down?" ”
I was stunned after listening to it, and he was busy explaining: "I will just say it casually, maybe she is going to lie down and rest for a while!" I said busily: "Yes, yes, it is very likely." ”
After a while he said, "What is my goddess doing lying down, it takes about ten minutes to drive from your house to the place where you eat?" I said, "Goddess, there is always a goddess Fan, who can understand a woman's mind?" He said, "Yes." ”
He then asked, "Where to eat?" What to eat? Didn't see my sister-in-law's hair ring yesterday? ”
I said, "Tell me the Japanese food I ate, it tastes good, and say I'll take it next time." ”
My buddy added another knife: "When is the square going to open the Japanese material..."
At this moment, my heart is also galloping, eating and going home, how to think how wrong.
So I opened the Gaode map and checked the food and drink in the square, as if there was really no Japanese material. At that time, I was a little confused, and when my girlfriend came home, I pretended to be careless and said, "Which japanese food was eaten yesterday, and how much did it cost?" ”
The girlfriend hesitated for a few seconds and said: "The girlfriend invited the guest, she paid her salary, said to invite guests." I said: "Today I just went to the ** square, I didn't see a Japanese food shop, ah, what is the name of the name I will take a friend to taste another day?" ”
I obviously felt that my girlfriend was a little flustered: "I really don't remember what the name is, it seems to be around the corner of the third floor, I was playing with my mobile phone, and my girlfriend led me to go, you know, I'm a fool!" "Saying that, I leaned over and pulled on my clothes, and that night my girlfriend took the initiative and used a lot of tricks that I usually only saw in action movies."
The next morning, I lied that I couldn't find my phone, and used her makeup time to tell her to use her phone to make a call. After unlocking, quickly open WeChat, no problem was found, it is estimated that it was deleted, in addition to Q, Weibo other chat software have also been deleted. I checked the Ctrip no booking record, and finally did not die to open the US group, found that there is a search record, Chongqing hot pot, the location is near the ** square, the date is the day of the meal, added the favorites, but did not buy.
Eating hot pot, should have a great smell on the body, I have rhinitis, very sensitive to smell, I did not smell the hot pot smell when I got on the bus that day, I checked the car and seemed to have washed it. Usually, I have a car wash card in my car, and I am very familiar with the owner of the car wash shop, so I wash the car at a fixed point.
So I called the owner of the car wash shop and lied that the car wash card could not be found, and whether his girlfriend had gone to his car wash.
The owner was very polite and said I checked it out. I said, I just happened to pass by your shop, find it and take it, and add a bottle of glass water by the way. When I arrived, the boss told me that I had checked my card.
I said, the day before yesterday my girlfriend said that you are washing your car, with a friend, you have no impression.
The boss said, I am not in the store that day, so let's look at the monitoring, is it pulled where? Just what I wanted!
Surveillance showed that my girlfriend came with a strong man over 185 in height, got out of the car and talked to his girlfriend for a while, and then took a taxi and left.
Then, I went home and checked my girlfriend's Weibo, QQ and other social software on the Internet, and found that her QQ space interacted with a fat person, I clicked on the fat man's space, looked at a few photos, and on the right, it was him!
I think I'm most likely green, and I'm actively green!
I called my buddies, I wiped you, you told me what these are doing, do you have friends in public security, help me check two people, and open a room record.
My buddy said, calm down, can't make a mistake, this matter is more now, look at the opening point, anyway, just talk about love, not to get married, you don't suffer losses, just when you sleep in vain people's daughters-in-law!
I thought, that's what it was, so two months later, I broke up with my girlfriend.