01.
God happened to be bored, and casually saved a girl who was in danger of entering the tiger's mouth.
The girl took off the phoenix crown on her head to give a thank you gift to the god, but the god shook his head and pointed to the girl's pipa sleeve.
The girl had to admit it and took out half a chicken leg wrapped in oil paper from her sleeve.
When God ate something, there was no half a burden at all, the corners of his mouth were stained with oil, the girl only stared at the black slippery eyes and swallowed the saliva, and after eating, He did not forget the taste of the tips on his fingertips.
02.
The girl set up the grill again, and the god smelled and came.
The girl broke a chicken leg for him, and God ate it with relish.
But the girl had no appetite, and God asked the girl what was wrong?
The girl said: As a female emperor, there are young courtiers who deceive the lord inside, and there are strong enemies outside, although there are no riches, but this day is really miserable.
God wiped the oil on his hands, thoughtfully.
The following year, the imperial examination.
A jade-gold-faced scholar sat down with the university scholar in front of the palace and said that the university scholar, who had always sought perfection and blame, even praised this scholar twice, and the female emperor immediately named him a champion.
When he entered the palace again, the female emperor told him to assist himself in a good life.
Yuanlang blinked his eyes flirtatiously, "The minister should do his best." ”
Those eyes are narrow and long, the tail of the eyes is raised, with a little flattery, and the good looks make people unable to move their eyes.
03.
God is not bored now, because there are endless official documents to read every day.
God really didn't know how this little girl's father could save so many hidden dangers and then give up in peace, and then put all this heavy burden on this little girl who was not yet twenty or eight years old.
The gods were so angry that they dragged the little ghosts around Yama to the ground and questioned them.
The Impermanent Emperor could only laugh: If he had not created too many sins, how could he have died prematurely? Divine King, now that he is wise and has a great blessing star like you, he will surely be a good king who will make the four seas submit and leave a name in history.
God did not know that he had been smoothed by the words of the Impermanent King, and he sat back at the table and looked at the official documents.
God has done a lot of things for the girl. Arresting corrupt officials, punishing national thieves, and pushing new policies, one after another, God does not pretend to be another.
On the day the New Deal was officially implemented throughout the country, his little girl specially set up a celebration feast for him.
After watching the song and dance, drinking and drinking, the female emperor asked the god what he wanted.
The god thought for a moment and pointed to the golden food utensils in front of the female emperor, "Your Majesty might as well reward the chicken legs in that bowl to your courtiers." ”
The female emperor smiled slightly, and personally clamped the chicken leg into the bowl of the gods. The ministers present whispered that the two men were not in accordance with the rules. One is arrogant and rude, one is laissez-faire.
But no one noticed that the wind and wine in the evening of March made the girl's face red.
04.
After staying in the mortal world for a long time, God felt more and more bored in the heavens. He couldn't even remember how he had spent those thousands of years in heaven.
The dim sum in the world is delicious, the chicken legs are also fragrant, and there are girls who give him chicken legs to eat.
The girl is now twenty-eight years old, and the threshold of the old minister who came to the door to say that she was kissing her was about to break.
God inquired privately.
The person who presided over this matter the most was the university student who sat with him in the main hall and discussed the Tao.
The scholar came every few days to say goodbye to His Majesty, yesterday he was the second son of the Taibao family, and today he was the brother of the general's family, so he was annoying.
God was not pleased.
He asked the university fellow: Can't you pick one for use? What crooked dates!
The university scholar twisted his long beard and asked: Is the second son of the Taibao family not good-looking? The general's brother is proficient in the Six Arts and has incredible talent!
God didn't bother to give a single look.
The university scholar saw God's disdain: If the sons of these two families are not good enough, then His Majesty can only marry the gods!
God nodded, deeply aware that what the university scholar said was reasonable.
05.
God gets a headache from the noise.
Those old ministers are getting more and more rampant now. Originally, he still said goodbye to His Majesty privately, but for several days in a row, he came to the court.
God could not listen any longer, took the jade wat, and went forward to participate in the music: Marriage is a private matter of His Majesty, so don't say it in the court.
His Majesty, who was just about to refute it, but did not want to remain silent, suddenly spoke: Ai Qing's words are reasonable.
The university scholar tilted his head to look at the god of the Yushu Linfeng, and then looked at the little female emperor with bright eyes and bright teeth, and had an epiphany. Isn't this a lady, a gentleman!
The university scholar cleared his throat: The last sentence, the old minister felt that the young Lord Fu was also a good candidate!
God poked the scholar and whispered, "If you can talk, talk more."
The university scholar grinned and said nothing.
He remembered that someone had just said that this matter was a private matter of His Majesty and should not be discussed in court!
God glanced at the scholar and plucked the brocade robe: "Minister...
Before he could finish speaking, the local emergency report came, saying that there had been a earthquake in the Bashu area, and in an instant the house collapsed, and I don't know how many people died here.
As soon as these words came out, the ministers changed from the joy of discussing the marriage of the female emperor just now to a sad face.
The female emperor also sighed softly, and her frown did not relax for a long time.
06.
God sat on a stone bench in the royal garden and mourned.
Anyway, I have helped so far, do you still care about one more and one less?
It's just that if he really did it, just going against the heavens would be enough for him to cultivate for a hundred years and eighty years.
God was a little undecided.
I don't know how long it took for the little eunuch's majesty to arrive before God's thoughts converged.
God looked up, and the flowers on both sides of the stone road were flourishing and the wind was accustomed, and his little girl came toward him from the hundred flowers.
In a trance, the gods seemed to think of something.
He shook his head slightly.
That's all, the world uses the term "white colt over the gap" to say that the years pass quickly. In this way, eighty years does not seem to be very long.
This little girl is still the best looking when she laughs, and God doesn't want her to raise an eyebrow.
07.
The earthquake stopped, and God fell ill.
The people did not know that God had saved them, and the people all spread the word: It was His Majesty who was clothed and fed, and loved the people like a son who touched the heavens, and only then did the gods protect them.
God's body was getting worse and worse, so bad that he coughed more than once he blew the wind.
His little girl disguised herself as a little palace maid sneaked to the Shaofu Mansion with a food box with a chicken leg in it.
God lay on the bed and watched the little girl wipe her tears uncontrollably: How did it suddenly become like this, Yuan... You're still waiting for you to go up to the court!
God smiled, and the little girl's tears fell even more fiercely.
This anti-heavenly place is disaster relief, and it is clear that it began when the tiger's mouth saved her.
08.
The flowers in the Royal Garden bloomed three times and thanked them three times. God has been in the mortal world for a full decade.
A few days ago, the little boy in heaven came and said that Tianzun had something important to summon God back, and God dragged and dragged.
Now, the enemy country has gathered 200,000 soldiers and horses to suppress the situation, although his little girl is already full of wings, but the gods still want to protect her for the last time.
In the winter, the snow is white, and the gods and girls eat baked sweet potatoes around the stove.
The girl deliberately picked a big and sweet one and handed it to God.
God told her a story —
Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a little fox in the mountain, and once the little fox mistakenly entered the hunter's trap net, and the hunter wanted to peel its fur and sell it for money. When he saw that the knife was about to cut through the little fox's head, a little girl appeared. She exchanged one chicken leg for the little fox with the hunter, and also divided the other chicken leg she had hidden in her arms and wrapped it in oil paper in half for the hungry little fox. Thousands of years later, the little fox became a god, and he made three wishes to repay the girl's favor.
The girl's first wish is to have the assistance of a courtier; the second wish is to be a peaceful person.
God looked at the little girl as he spoke, "And now, the little girl still has a wish, do you want to grant it?"
The little girl nodded her head: Yes!
She closed her eyes reverently, and God still looked at her silently.
After a moment, the little girl opened her eyes: Okay.
God frowned—he didn't perceive it.
In the past, what the little girl thought, he could always perceive. This time, it was probably because he had been injured by the previous anti-heaven movement, and even his perception ability had become weaker.
God peeled off the sweet potato and handed it to the little girl: What wish was made?
The little girl took a big bite of sweet and soft sweet potatoes: it doesn't work to say it!
09.
God thought and thought, and felt that the little girl's wish should be to win that battle. #Novel##Tweet##Story##古言 #
He still helped, disguised himself as a military general, and sprinkled beans on the battlefield to become a soldier.
In the past ten years in the mortal world, he was the Yuanlang who helped the little girl implement the New Deal, and he was also her invincible General Yunli, which was enough!
The day of victory is the deadline for God to return to heaven.
He couldn't even say goodbye to his little girl.
Everyone in the world said: General Yunli is a man who does not seek fame and fortune, and when the battle is won, he will return to the hidden mountains and forests.
Along with General Yunqi, there was also The Young Fu.
The ministers of the DPRK, the common people, many people, have a vague memory. They remembered the Young Master's Mansion, but they didn't know who had lived there.
They knew that the female emperor often went to the Shaofu Mansion for half a day, but they did not know who the female emperor was going to remember.
The tables and chairs of the Shaofu Mansion were covered with ash, and the female emperor rolled up her sleeves and washed the rags to wipe them clean, and she tried to make the place look like it was inhabited.
Every time she came back, she set up a grill to roast a chicken, but no one smelled it anymore.
God seems to have come, and it seems that he has never come.
10.
I don't know how long the mountains are, but it's been a hundred years since I look back.
There had just been a heavy snowfall, not as deep as an ankle.
As soon as the day was cold, people were lazy, and even the soldiers who guarded the spirits of the former emperor gathered around the stove and ate wine happily.
After three rounds of drinking, they vaguely saw a man with an umbrella, the edge of the umbrella was very low, no one could see his appearance, only his clothes.
It was a white round collared robe. The sleeves of the robe are very strange, the right side is the wide sleeves of the wenchen, and the left side resembles the armor of the warrior. Step by step, he stepped on the snow and made a creaking sound.
The soldier will yell at him: What man?
The visitor did not open his mouth, only waved his sleeve and disappeared.
The soldiers were stunned and quickly chased them to the tomb.
There was no one in front of the tomb, and there was a beast claw mark on the snow, like a fox.
Later, the officials who guarded the imperial tomb in zhen compared with the funeral list of the former emperor, and there was only one less brocade box.
Many years later, there were many rumors about this box. Some people say that it is a treasure that can keep the flesh incorruptible, some people say that it is a panacea for prolonging life, and some people say that it is a magic trick for the town and the country.
Only God knows, and it is a wish that reads: May God rejoice in all his years.
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