The Three Emperors and Five Emperors of Daode, the meritorious name of Xia Hou Shang Zhou, the Five Hegemons and Seven Heroes of the Spring and Autumn, rose and fell in an instant! Qingshi several lines of names and surnames, countless barren hills in the north, the former people sowed seeds and harvested, nothing more than dragons fighting tigers...!
The book continues above, once again thanks to the "Beijing Cat's Eye Film Fan Association" organized this latest 3D animation ahead of schedule on Saturday. Speaking of the hottest animation classic big IP now, I believe that the "stupid cute minion army" that is popular with men, women and children in the world absolutely occupies an important place! In fact, there are two different versions of the secret history of the birth of the Minion (1. It was Gru and Dr. Gru who used two cups of freshly squeezed ice banana puree, a capsule of variety DNA and fatty acids, 2. it was evolved by a single-celled organism hundreds of millions of years ago) and only followed the bad villains! In fact, its silly and funny image is a reference to Ubisoft's game "Crazy Rabbit", but after the unique language of the production team of "Despicable Me" and the unique language designed for them, there is now a "cute world" and a "crazy and silly" cute yellow army! It is undeniable that the biggest contributor to the success of "Despicable Me" is still thanks to the minion's crazy selling cuteness! This film also continues the married life of the villain Gru and his beloved wife and three ghost horse daughters, and continues a hilarious and spitting adventure!
Although the plot is empty and brainless, why will it still explode at the box office and become popular around the world
Why would the stupid and cute minion legion eat it all, men, women and children
What is the most popular and enduring animated film for audiences around the world?
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Animation is an indispensable part of the childhood of every little fart child in the world, when the third master was still living in houhai Hutong when he was a child, the most important thing every day was that the first thing he did when he came home from school was to throw down his bag and immediately open the black-and-white TV set that was still a "luxury" at that time, and wait in front of the TV set for the latest episode of "Transformers", "Smart One Hugh", "Avanti", "Saint Seiya" and other classic animations (who dares to grab the TV set with Grandpa, I will be in a hurry!). Little fart children love to watch animation is a good memory of childhood and a vague vision of a better world. In fact, if the animation is done well, it is far more able to show the surreal world that is strange and strange than the live-action movie.
On the other hand, the series of animated films has been carried out to the fourth part (123 plus minion independent movies) The plot is still in the second middle, the box office is still hot, and the world is still selling hot! So I can't help but ask," what is the secret of its success?" "
So today the third master will come to talk to the grandfathers
Blockbuster animation "Despicable Me 3" that will soon explode in domestic theaters
We hereby solemnly announce that we are the most anticipated in 2017
The most beloved cartoon of the century is back!
That's right!
Everyone's favorite friend, Minions
It is the only one in the annual domestic protection month (July.8).
An imported American Hollywood blockbuster
"Despicable Me 3" will be released in mainland theaters on July 7
In the face of domestic films' cluster-style pinch attack (attacking in groups)
Can the minions stand out and kill a bloody road?
This also starts with the classic animation "Legend Initial"...
Synopsis: Despicable Me 1 is a 2010 comedy 3D animated series co-produced by Universal Pictures and Lighting Entertainment Animation, co-directed by Chris Renod and Pierre Covent. The main English voice actor is the well-known comedian Steve Carell
(American Hollywood well-known comedy celebrity, comparable to Jim Carrey)
Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews and many more. The series tells the story of a small town once upon a time, with birds and flowers, and everyone living and working in peace. In one corner of the town, there is a spooky house, which hides the big secret of the earth-shattering and weeping ghost god: an evil base!
The owner of the base is a ghostly thief, grumbling and most fond of building his happiness on the suffering of others. The usual hobby is to use the "frozen dead light gun" and "shrink the dead light gun" to make the people who block the head completely disappear. He has the most advanced weapons in the sea, land and air, and the same team of small and brave mini legions. He also conspired to launch the largest theft ever committed in the universe, theft. walk. month. ball! (That's right, the moon!) ）
But this moon thief never expected that his ultimate death pit would be... Three little girls?! One day, three little orphan girls come to his big house without a word, and Gru will encounter the biggest challenge of his life: be a father!
The strongest supporting character in history overturns the protagonist movie
As we all know, every movie is divided into male and female protagonists, male and female partners. In the traditional movie routine, the supporting roles are always matched with props that reflect the various "great light" (great, glorious, and correct) of the male and female protagonists, always acting as green leaves with red flowers, and even "blocking guns and knives blocking bullets" is always "cannon fodder"
But many movies will have a variety of "pig teammates & big villains" acting skills to suppress the protagonist is more recognized and well known by the audience. It is jokingly called the "counterattack of the dick"!
For example, the "popular squirrel Stewart" in "Ice Age" only pine cones are true love
It is also like the best senior comic group of "Deyun Society Counterpart Actor - Peng Peng Dingman" in "The Lion King"
There are also "Big Eyes" in "Monsters inc." and "Four Musketeers of Cute Cats" in "Monsters in Company" - cats wearing boots
Among them, the most classic and interesting is that the "penguin gangster" in "Madagascar" teases the four birds group is a perfect interpretation of "treacherous and lazy", and it is a supporting role classic counterattack that exudes dazzling brilliance far beyond the protagonists of the series. (In addition to having independent TV animations and independent movies) is the popular king of DreamWorks Pictures!
And "Lighting Entertainment" is the "black humor" that European and American audiences like the most favorite and exquisite way, just like today's "Despicable Me" series is to perfectly combine "dead house culture" and "black humor" and play to the extreme! Although the otaku temperament of several sequel movies is a little less, the power of black humor has not weakened. (The male protagonist Gru's solitary dead house personality in the first part is introverted and withdrawn, has anti-social tendencies and will invent various weapons is a typical science and technology house, which is the perfect interpretation of the opposite of the previous male protagonist "Wei Guangzheng" "Short poor rub"... ）
It is more different from the nostalgic inspirational theme of "The Voice of Joy" before the lighting entertainment company and other works such as "Love Pet Secret" sweet painting style and selling cute pets, although the plot is more dramatic.
Despicable Me 3 - Vows to carry out the American nonsense to the end
Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3
The US Senior Rotten Tomatoes Index 63% Popcorn Index 74% its reputation continues to explode!
At present, the latest third part will play the happy gru family to the beautiful Italian island to find the long-lost twin brother for the honeymoon, I believe this is another sweet and happy hilarious journey!
Although it is a honeymoon, there are still three cute little Lolita and a noisy little minion. In the third part, the three little Lolitas intimately prepare a honeymoon dinner for Gru and Lucy. Among them, Agnes prepared her own soup for Gru, but from Gru's face, it was obvious that the soup was not delicious, but Gru still praised Agnes very intimately for being very cute and the family was happy. In the third part, Gru's twin brother will also appear. Gru's younger brother Drew is different from Gru, who likes to wear a white suit and has a gentle personality, which is very popular with everyone, which makes Gru feel unhappy. In this trailer, some new shots of the Gru family meeting Drew were released for everyone. Gru decides to go out with Drew on a mission, but apparently Drew is not a good helper...
The friends who have not yet watched it have not yet poked the video for a sneak peek!!!
"Despicable Me 3" Mainland Edition Ultimate Trailer
The strongest supporting character in history overturned the protagonist work "Despicable Father 3" is here again!
Gru said, "We're going back to do bad things!" Strong debut
After 3 years of not seeing, our Gru Daddy is still so domineering and exposed, in front of the wife, you are not allowed to be arrogant with me, and it is not negotiable to hit you every minute!
Laughing at the minion dances awkwardly without a word.
Cutely exposed farts
Hegemony over land, sea and air
The only reason why they followed this series of animations was that they still became the minions of the cash-sucking tree, and the Gru family, as the protagonists, should have all become supporting roles, but there are still many fans who care about them.
Do you remember when Gru married Lucy, who was also an agent, at the end of the second part? Many fans are very concerned about their current married life...
Synopsis:
After marrying Agent Lucy, the thief father Gru continued to fight crime and formed the "Black and White Duo" with his twin brothers with the slogan of "Uphold Justice, Maintain World Peace" (inherit the ancestral tradition, do the evil deeds of the world, you know... ）
The new villain in the third part, Basazza Bled, is a brilliant child star, because his TV show was tragically cut after the past (in the evil American Empire American drama, after the end of each season, all episodes with poor ratings and low ratings will be cut by the production company in time and replaced by the new drama, perfectly interpreting the jungle law of survival of the fittest). Domestic soap operas, on the other hand, never had this concern), causing him to go down the path of villains in anger and live in the old memories of the glory of the past.
Grandpa Gru actually has a twin brother named Drew! A long flowing blond hair with a pointed nose like Gru's. Perfect illustration of what is called the world is wonderful.
It turned out that Gru and Drew's family was a criminal family. No wonder Gru's previous "no evil and no evil" was actually a good villain cell passed down from his ancestors
Since he was born as a villain, coupled with having such a cool chariot that can do everything in the sky, he has set up large and small rockets, machine guns, laser devices, crossbows and other hot and cold weapons. In other words, it is a ball treasure, and it will also drive this car around a few laps. In this way, the brothers fired at full force and returned to the "world of crime".
What about our little yellow people?
What the?! The minions actually went to jail, so they must not be bullied to this extent?
NoNoNo！ The minions almost blew up the whole prison! It is both soft and hard, dismantling toilets, fighting canteens, robbing bathrooms, and beating up fellow inmates, so that you can re-understand how the "prison storm" in the United States is built.
A large wave of stupid and cute yellow legions are about to arrive on the battlefield, who is the prison boss, they wait and see!
And the new villain, the child star: Basazza Brad, a teasing villain with nostalgic BGM in MJ's classic dance steps, will become the biggest enemy of the thief Grandpa Gru!
Extra:
There is also a new follow-up short film of "Lighting Entertainment" mascot Minion, continuing the journey of the second offense!
Despicable Father 3 episodes "The Minion Mowing the Lawn"
It seems that all the limelight in the trailer has been stolen by the "pretend innocent" Minions, which allows them to learn more about the past and present lives of the Minions Army...
Sell cute sell stupid sell cute - invincible little minions big reveal
Prehistoric creature minions who bring their own rich money and never want a salary
The U.S. production team for Despicable Me admits that the series was influenced by quite a bit of French animation, and that they were inspired by the action comedies of Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, Peter Sellers, and Rowan Atkinson.
Ubisoft classic game "Lehman" - Crazy Rabbit
More veteran gamers feel that the image and personality characteristics of the minion are similar to the popular enemy "Crazy Rabbit" in the French game manufacturer "Ubisoft" representative game "Lehman" series! (Just in response to the sentence "the world's article is a big copy, see if you will argue or not to copy" In fact, the shape and personality characteristics of the crazy rabbit are similar to the minion god, but it is more simple and cute than the rabbit, unlike the excessive madness and obscenity of the crazy rabbit, it is easier for children to accept and love, which is also the biggest secret of the latter being more popular than the former!) Finally, in the series of movies, the supporting characters in Minions (Big Eyes) turned over as the master.
U.S. FBI General Bureau "Minions" Global Wanted List
Global Wanted
Chinese name: Minions
Other names: Little Soldier, Soybean Bean, Yellow Capsule
Debut works: "Despicable Me" series
The movie "Minion Big Eyes" and the movie extras
Gender: Male
Collectively: Minions
(Minion body structure legend)
Eyes: Single or double
Hair: prickly head, collapsed small middle point, soaring a pinch, no hair
Blood type: Minion type
Body type: yellow capsule shape
Height: 94 ~120cm, 105cm is the standard type
Three circumferences: Consistent, each data is different
"Single-celled organism" minion evolutionary legend
Origin 1: Composed of banana puree and mutant DNA (Minions are made of bananas, so they especially like bananas)
Origin 2: During the dinosaur period, the Minion has appeared (the Minion came out of the sea and went to the beach first, and the food on the beach was convenient for bananas to eat)
Love: Laugh, laugh, eat bananas
Commonly used props: wrenches, bazookas, etc
Current owner: Gru
Former hosts: Scarlett Killer, etc
Personality: noisy, easy to satisfy, love to enjoy, listen to the master, helpful, united
Attributes: Stupid, cute technical house
Likes: Laughing, playing, beating each other, awkward dancing
America's Got Talent
(In the third part, do not enter the big stage of the "CCTV Avenue of Stars" (American Talent Show), the Yellow Legion makes the betrayal of the cute killer "awkward dance without a word" is called "hand paper dance")
Nasty: Being ridiculed
Languages: Mixed languages such as Chinese, French, English, Japanese, Spanish and Italian
Love food: All kinds of fruits and vegetables especially love bananas, ice cream
Favorite person: Agnes
Bananas are the favorite of the yellow people and their favorite degree can be referred to Doraemon's favorite gong roast (Minions: Ba ba ba ba na ba na... Anyway, all kinds of incomprehensible
In the "Despicable Me" series, they are capsule-like creatures made up of two cups of banana puree, variety DNA and fatty acids by Gru and Dr. Navalo.
In the minion's autobiographical film "Minions With Big Eyes", the Minions are single-celled evolutionary creatures hundreds of millions of years ago, and the history of minions can be traced back to at least the time of the dinosaurs.
The current owners of the Minions are Gru and Navario, who mainly build works for Navario and act as Gru's experimental objects, or when Gru's three lovely daughters perform without being watched, a large number of Minions can act as spectators.
(Punching each other "wild donkey fist" to the flesh)
Minions love to make infighting, if there is a fight, light a dozen fights, heavy use of bazooka, but if anyone wants to hurt them or the Gru family, they will put the muzzle of the gun to the outside, the language of the minion is usually a mixture of various languages.
Beautiful
Poopaye
Tank yu
Bananonina
Tatata bala
Tulaliloo I love you
(It's not that minions cherish fans, it's really all kinds of incomprehensible...) ）
However, the central idea expressed in the film is that justice will eventually defeat the evil forces, and the protagonist Gru, with the help of the Minion, finally defeats the evil forces! (Typical evil is not good old routine)
(Minions Peripheral, Golden 12th Palace Edition)
As soon as the image of the minion was launched, it was well received by many audiences around the world, and many movie peripheral series products were produced and sold hotly! The classic language of the Minions was also imitated by the audience, setting off a yellow carnival!
The creator of this happy big IP series is the young animation company "Lighting Entertainment" that has become popular around the world by relying on the minion.
<h1>Illumination Entertainment, a lighting entertainment company</h1>
Logo of the lighting entertainment company
The young animation company "Lighting Entertainment" was founded
Chris Meller Dandley, CEO of Lighting Entertainment
In 2007, Chris Meller Dandley, who worked for Twentieth Century Fox Animation, resigned, overseeing and overseeing the production of the ice age series and Robot Adventures. After leaving Twentieth Century Fox, he founded Lighting Entertainment. In 2008, Lighting Entertainment reached an agreement with NBC Universal, which officially became a subsidiary of Universal Pictures and produced animated films for the latter.
Despicable Me
In 2010, Lighting Entertainment's first film, Despicable Me, was released, which cost only $69 million but earned nearly $550 million. Shortly after the film's release, Lighting Entertainment announced that it would produce a sequel.
The Story of Old Reese
In 2012, "The Story of Old Reis" was a highlight again, and Lighting Entertainment won audience recognition for the remake of this children's story for the film, achieving nearly $350 million at the box office. (However, word of mouth is far less popular than this series, so there are no plans for a sequel)
Despicable Me 2
In 2013, the sequel to the movie Despicable Me, Despicable Me 2, topped the U.S. weekend box office charts for two consecutive weeks.
The origin of the minion language
"Whoops, whoops!"
French director Pierre Coffen
The director of the "Despicable Me" series loves bananas and the French director Pierre Coffen
The idea for the Minion language came from the film's director, Pierre Covent, who is responsible for all the Minions vocalizations in the Minions films. He combined all the languages while making them, and he was now almost proficient in such languages. In this film, the audience can hear some of the language messages that have been heard in "Despicable Me". In fact, some language with the nature of recall can also be heard, and it can also be recognized by Chinese. This is the purpose of lighting entertainment, these minions do not have a specific nationality, they belong to all the audiences around the world who love them, and there is no border.
Why minions like to serve the bad guys
The minions' genes, which have lived since the age of the dinosaurs, led to their mission on the first day of their arrival on the planet to find villains to be masters (determined to serve only the most evil masters) to serve them. However, the chaotic nature of the profession makes them fall into the embarrassment of "easy to find the owner, difficult to keep the master".
They want to be bad people, the worst people in the world, but in fact they are very kind at heart, so there are great contradictions inside. So even if they want to do bad things, want to serve the villains, but because of the goodness of their hearts, they do it badly.
N methods of minion pit owners
Generation: Tyrannosaurus Rex
End: A giant rolling stone inadvertently propelled by the Minion crushes the volcano, mixes lava, and fossilizes.
Second Generation: Egyptian Pharaohs
End: The pyramid was designed as an "inverted triangle" by the Minions, and on the day of its completion, the pharaoh was unfortunately crushed to death by the pyramid.
Three generations: Napoleon
Down: When the Minion was using the Napoleon cannon, Napoleon was blown up due to the failure of the lever principle to fire.
Four generations: Dracula
Where it goes: The Minion lights candles and opens the curtains while celebrating the birthday of the 357-year-old vampire boss, and draconic Dracula is unfortunately sunburned to ashes.
Gru Family - Genealogy:
Gru is a big bad guy who stole the big screen in Times Square, a scaled-down version of the Statue of Liberty in Las Vegas, and a scaled-down version of the Eiffel Tower. However, his title of "the first evil man in the universe" was taken away by the young villain vector by stealing the pyramid, and in order to regain this title, he began his plan to steal the moon, but the shrinking ray he wanted was snatched away by the vector, and found that three little girls could enter and exit vector's castle on the grounds of selling biscuits, so he went to the orphanage to adopt them and used them to steal the shrinking ray. However, during this time, Gru and the little girls developed a deep affection, so they did not drive them away, and began a battle with Victor for the moon.
Agnes is the youngest of the 3 orphans, who lives with her two sisters in the orphanage, loves unicorns very much, and likes to listen to Gru tell stories before going to bed, otherwise it is difficult to sleep. Especially fond of candy, is a lively and cute little girl.
Edith is a mischievous child with a feminine potential and a strong curiosity. Often run into trouble, dissatisfied with the director of the orphanage, but will not be discouraged in desperate circumstances, is a dynamic girl.
Margot is the eldest of the 3 orphan girls, she plays the role of a big sister, a little more mature than the two sisters, and is also a more intelligent little adult, she sometimes distinguishes between the right and wrong of what Gru does.
Lucy Wilde, ace agent of the "Global League Against evil" (similar to the FBI) with extraordinary skills but recklessness, and in the second part, she and Gru perform top-secret missions and have feelings for each other, and later marry Gru as a competent stepmother of three ghost horse daughters. (In the third part, it is even more loving to women, and the various cornices in the film are called the animated version of "Black Widow Scarlett")
The Minions are Gru's army of yellow creeps, dressed in a blue harness suit, slurred in speech, and the language is mixed. Helps Gru steal the moon, and is also a friend of 3 girls, who likes Agnes very much, has strange thoughts, strange behavior, but has a kind heart.
Dr. Nafario Dr. Nafario is Gru's partner, a scientist, in Gru's eyes can also be half a family, a little evil, but also holds the dream of making Gru a global thief, with great wisdom, but occasionally confused.
Although the Gru family is a living treasure, the villains of the series are more interesting and perverted...
Series of classic villains to the bottom
Fuerdai "Victor"
In "Despicable Me 1", Gru defeats the second generation of the rich man "Victor", who is rich in technology with him to steal the moon.
Gangster "Eduardo"
In "Despicable Me 2", Groo defeats the feared local gangster "Eduardo", the Mexican wrestler who created the army of crazy little purple people.
Female and Male Thieves "Scarlett & Heb Killer"
In "Minions Big Eyes", the Minions Legion defeated the former master, the evil and sinister "one stomach bad water" male and female thief "Scarlett Killer & Heb Killer"
In this episode of "Despicable Me 3", Gru will once again face a new villain, a brother in the awkward dance world - Brad.
Awkward dance brother: Brad
In the third part of the film, there will be a new villain, Basazza Brad, who is a once-glorious child star. Because his TV show was taken away during adolescence, he became angry and went down the path of the villain, and has lived in the memory ever since.
The dance style of this villain can be described as very unique, perfectly reproducing the classic dance steps of a generation of Emperor MJ is worthy of a man with his own BGM!
Let's go for an awkward dance with Brad!
Conclusion
Cute and cute minions
The status of the main lord of the dance forest is indestructible and full of tricks
As a little yellow fan
The most correct viewing posture is, of course:
Holding popcorn and drinking fruit tea
Accompany your friends, and put on a small yellow hat
Walk into the cinema together
Go enjoy the latest 3D version of Despicable Me 3
Stupidity is coming! Vow to sell cute and sell stupid to the end!
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