1 Director Ding is addicted to tobacco and alcohol, fine dance skills, and is even more intoxicated when he enters the KTV box. One night, when he returned drunk, his wife helped him unbutton and undress, and wanted to serve him to rest. Director Randing shoved a hundred-dollar ticket into his wife's hand and said, "Miss, no special service is needed tonight." ”
2
The husband was out drunk and came home very late. He forgot to bring the key again, so he had to knock on the door. The wife opened the door and came out. Because it was dark, he didn't recognize his husband. Wife: "I'm sorry, my husband is not at home." Husband: "Well, I'll come back tomorrow." ”
3
The famous German physician Johann Schelläin is not only highly skilled, but also praised for his heuristic teaching methods.
In a practical class, he told college students: "As a doctor, you should have two qualities: first, you should not be demanding cleanliness; second, you must have keen observation. When some old doctors diagnose diabetes, they often taste the taste of the patient's urine. ”
After saying that, Schelling gave a demonstration to the students by dipping a finger into a small cup filled with urine, and then reaching into his mouth and licking it.
After doing this, Schelling asked the students, "Who's going to try it again?" ”
A diligent student also tasted the urine.
Schelein shook his head and said to him, "Classmate, it is true that you are not a puritanist, which is very good, but you have no power of observation." You didn't notice that I had just dipped my middle finger into the small cup and licked the ring finger. ”
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