Luban... I'm dripping a god

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After doing this video, Liang Long said that he had a feeling, he buried it for a while, and today he broke out this reminiscence article for Lu Banchang, a very humorous and funny writing, too praised, and must be released to let more students feel it.

The following full text is Liang Long's article:

I'm dripping a God

I'm sure the first time I saw Lu Ban was the same age as Pan Dongzi.

Transferred from the countryside to the county seat of the primary school, the first time I went to school, I touched the flag, and hundreds of classmates stood on the playground, there were only three students on the rostrum, there were two on the side of the flagpole, and one in the center of the rostrum. When the march of the volunteer army sounded, the classmate in the center turned slightly to face the national flag and saluted, I dripped a god! On the other side of the flag I saw "Pan Dongzi".

At that time, a little teenager like me couldn't understand movies and didn't have many movies to watch, only that like Pan Dongzi, he must be a good person and will definitely win the final victory.

The national anthem is loud, the red flag is flying, and the people are solemn. The first time I experienced the "big scene", I envied the flag guarding teenager who was illuminated by the warm spring sun. It was later learned that he was the captain of the Young Pioneers. About two months later, like Pan Dongzi, I put on a red scarf and became a glorious Young Pioneer.

The "secondary two teenagers" are subconsciously reinforcing their state of hope. For girls, junior high school is mostly a trickle of emotion flowing from the diary, and they hope to have a vigorous love like the heroine in Qiong Yao Xi Murong's book; for boys or me, junior high school is the sweat spilled on the court. Luban next door, I'm dripping a god! Whether on the basketball court or the football field, he is the most powerful presence. I hope to win the game like him and win the cheers of everyone. Despite my efforts, unfortunately I was always the one cheering on the side of the playground. It wasn't until college that the team I played on reached the final of the school and had the glory of being cheered.

In high school, I had the honor of becoming a classmate of Lu Ban. Once, our class broke into a basketball final, which was the most intense game of the student era, it can be said to be a war, and in the end we lost. After the game, everyone sat around and discussed, and the emotions were intense. I loudly pointed out that the other party used improper means in the game, and it was aimed at Lu Ban. Lu Ban stopped me: "Don't say that! "I'm dripping god, and I'm so sane under such circumstances!" I shut up, but I was still not convinced. After working for many years, I realized that it was great wisdom. There is no such thing as absolute fairness in the world, and the result itself is justified and must be accepted and respected.

In work life, you will meet such people, they are very popular, approachable, rural slang, funny and humorous, vivid image, make everyone laugh. What everyone understands is that the language is a bit vulgar and straightforward. I learned that for a while.

Probably a Spring Festival classmate dinner, I used to say a couple of sentences out, was interrupted by Lu Ban: "Don't talk about leprosy!" "I'm dripping a god! Did society's big dye tank have no effect on him? Or does he feel like I or we shouldn't talk like that? I was shocked, and after thinking about it for a long time, I didn't resent that, but one in ten thousand people was disgusted, and I shouldn't have done that. What is important in dealing with the world is not to determine where the sky is, but where the bottom line is.

Lu Ban lives in a city in the south and doesn't see much after graduation. Knowing that he had a good job, a good wife, a good son, he also knew that he went to the Desert River to see the snow, listened to bagpipes in Scotland, hiked under The Fishtail Peak... It felt like his life should be like that.

It's just, too perfect, too perfect to be true. If there is anything perfect in the world, it must be God. I suspect that some of his memories may have been illusions arising from worship. The "Pan Dongzi" under the flagpole is not him, or there is no emotion after the defeat of the ball game, and no one warns me to say "Don't say that!" " words. But how do you prove it?

To tell the truth, what I most hope to do with Lu Ban is not to go to Tibet to see Mount Everest, but to take advantage of the dark wind in the moon, throw stones to break the windows of the school classroom, and then run away with a bad smile. It's about breaking perfection, just to prove it.

I didn't expect that the person who broke the window for me was a kitchen knife.

Kitchen knives are roadblind, and they are the most serious. Even if it was the place where I ate last night, I can't recognize it today. Hanging out with him in the city that was once familiar 20 years ago, it is almost impossible to find his lost memories on the street, which has become completely strange. After walking up the footbridge, he suddenly called:

"I know, this is Wuling Mountain. Take a bus from the school across the street. There was a cold drink shop there, and the first time I ate the cone ice cream was there, and Lu Ban and a few classmates. Ice cream in my hand, I didn't know how to eat it, I couldn't think of a conescent at that time. So they all looked at Lu Ban. Luban lifted the ice cream in front of him, bit off the tail tip of the cone, and sucked the ice cream from below with his head on his back. We all learn from him, like this..."

While he was still learning, he raised his hands and looked up, his knees were slightly bent, and the outer eight figures staggered a few steps. It is very funny, like the ghost image played by Pan Changjiang in the movie "Raise Your Hand". I let out a loud laugh, and the kitchen knife turned back to accompany me and smirked, completely ignoring the people on the side. It turned out that Lu Ban at that time, like us, had a youthful mentality and also had an "ugly" time. We both laughed for a long time that day. Whether it is a clueless teenager who looks up at the street to smoke ice cream many years ago, or a middle-aged man with a smirk on the overpass, he should feel the goodwill of this city. And I was even more relieved.

At a classmate's meeting a few years ago, in the middle of a noisy banquet. Lu Ban said: "None of you will come to see me." Half joke, half complaint. I can feel Lu Ban's mood, and I have also had too many times when I wanted to find someone to drink and talk about. Since then, I think that in fact, LuBan, like us, has near joy, far worry, sorrow and joy, and clutch... The "god" in my heart also became a real person.

Truth, goodness and beauty are a straight line along the timeline, and the value orientation of reality is a curve that fluctuates up and down around this straight line. Lu Ban is the one who insists on this straight line. Although sometimes discordant, it is also full of hardships. Like most of us, after years of turning around and looking back at the road, we would bow our hands and say sorry. I think Luban won't.

I am sure that when I first attended the flag-raising ceremony, I took the flag-guarding teenager as an example. Until now.