1. Cecilia Cheung's ex-husband is Tse Ting-feng; Tse Ting-feng's ex-girlfriend is Faye Wong; Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng; Li Yapeng's ex-girlfriend is qu Ying; Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong icon; Park Shu has a former

1. Cecilia Cheung's ex-husband is Tse Ting Feng; Tse Ting-feng's ex-girlfriend is Faye Wong; Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng; Li Yapeng's ex-girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong icon; Park Shu has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Zhou Xun has an ex-boyfriend named Li Yapeng; Faye Wong's ex-husband is Dou Wei; Dou Only has a cousin named Dou Peng; Dou Peng has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Dou Peng's cousin is Dou Ying; Dou Ying's ex-husband is Zhang Yadong; Zhang Yadong's current girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's ex-boyfriend is li Yapeng; what is the relationship between Cecilia Cheung and Li Yapeng? Come and go, all the...

2. The female colleague said, "Brother, my computer is broken, after eating, I will help me see what is going on!" "I said okay. After eating, I followed my female colleague to her house, and the computer could not be turned on. The female colleague said: "Brother, the computer is not in a hurry, we say conversation!" "I said no, take care of the computer first, and then do something else." I was a computer student, and I thought it would be easy to solve, but her computer problem was serious, and it was not fixed from 8 to 10 pm. Female colleagues have said many times don't fix it, I don't agree, look down on who ah, as if I really can't get it right.?? Later, it was almost midnight, I really hadn't gotten it right, and when I was angry and planned to go home, my female colleague pulled me aside and said, "Brother, are you stupid, you tossed around for so long just to fix a computer?" And then it hasn't been fixed yet! I immediately got angry, picked up her computer, and said, "I'll take it home and fix it!" "Saying, despite her obstruction, I will leave, ahem, even if it is not all night, I have to fix it for her." It is strange to say that when I arrived at my house, the power supply was plugged in, and the computer was instantly better. I suddenly wondered, before booting, do you have to turn on the socket power?

3. I went to the hospital for a physical examination, taking my son, during which the nurse deliberately teased my son and said, "I will be your girlfriend, do you want to?" The baby son did not answer, and the nurse next to him asked undeadly: "You don't want a girlfriend?" The son looked up, looked at him, and in a dismissive tone, replied loudly: "I have kindergarten." ”

4. This afternoon, my friend's mother asked my friend to put the freshly bought dishes in the bathroom door and wash them with water. His dad: Put it in the kitchen, your mother is like this, and the words are not satisfactory. Friends think about it too, where there are dishes put in the bathroom. The friend was really wronged, his mother went into the kitchen to get the vegetable basket, and was tripped by a potato that rolled out at the door, and the friend was almost cut into shredded potatoes by his mother!

5. On this day, I saw my son's director informing the students in his class who criticized his class. Teacher: "The circular criticized Li Jiahao and Wan Jiarui for playing with the military flag in class and punishing them for copying the textbook once." Li Jiahao's parents: "Teacher, receive!" Wan Jiarui parents: "Teacher, received!" Yao Junqi's parents: "Teacher, received!" Then the teacher Aite looked at Yao Junqi's parents: "It has nothing to do with your children..."

6. A girlfriend's unit has a dinner, and a male colleague sends the girlfriend home. When they got home, the girlfriend found that the coat was still in the car. This morning, the male colleague stood at the door of the unit with an angry girl. The male colleague gave his coat to his girlfriend: You explain to my girlfriend that the clothes were dropped on my car. His girlfriend: Explain what, I still don't believe your vision. What does that mean?

7. Just bought beef jerky online, ordered into a store, I habitually opened a bad review, there is a one that almost makes me laugh, he said: Alas! This beef jerky is so delicious, my wife fell in love with the taste after eating it, and now she forced me to quit smoking, and Bought beef jerky for her with all the money saved, decisively bad reviews..."

8. After the husband retired, he used his pension to open a bathhouse in the town. As a result, less than a week after opening, it earned 200,000 yuan. I was very curious, so I went to the old man's bathhouse to take a bath. After arriving, I found that the sign at the entrance of the bathhouse read: 10 yuan for the male bathroom and 200 yuan for the female bathroom. I asked the old man what this meant, and the old man smiled and said: Son-in-law, if you want to spend 200 yuan, you can go to the women's bathroom to wash. I was shocked to hear this, there is such a good thing! So I decisively paid 200 yuan. After entering the women's bathroom, I found that it was all men!

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