1. Cecilia Cheung's ex-husband is Tse Ting-feng; Tse Ting-feng's ex-girlfriend is Faye Wong; Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng; Li Yapeng's ex-girlfriend is qu Ying; Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong icon; Park Shu has a former

1. Cecilia Cheung's ex-husband is Tse Ting Feng; Tse Ting-feng's ex-girlfriend is Faye Wong; Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng; Li Yapeng's ex-girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong icon; Park Shu has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Zhou Xun has an ex-boyfriend named Li Yapeng; Faye Wong's ex-husband is Dou Wei; Dou Only has a cousin named Dou Peng; Dou Peng has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Dou Peng's cousin is Dou Ying; Dou Ying's ex-husband is Zhang Yadong; Zhang Yadong's current girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's ex-boyfriend is li Yapeng; what is the relationship between Cecilia Cheung and Li Yapeng? Come and go, all the...

2. Yesterday I went to a noodle restaurant to eat noodles, and a beautiful waitress came up and asked, "What noodles do you want to eat?" I wanted to tease her, so I said, "Small bowl of noodles, big bowl, more slices of meat and less ginger, thin lala no soup!" The girl looked at me stunned for a moment, turned her head and shouted into the kitchen, "Dad, someone has come to smash the field!" "I..."

3. At the end of the year, I went to have a meal with a few old colleagues. A few of us did not have a salary increase, no promotion, and even the year-end bonus was canceled, so we planned to borrow wine to pour sorrow. A brother brought a bottle of wine, and as soon as everyone saw the name of the wine, the tears fell down, and some people suddenly cried with headaches. The name of the wine is Old White Dry...

4. The daughter-in-law was on a business trip, chatted with the daughter-in-law on the Internet, and used remote access to help her deal with computer problems, but later did not turn it off. I said to my daughter-in-law: Daughter-in-law, I want to buy a PAD to read. So I saw my daughter-in-law typing over there: How much does it cost? Then I deleted it word for word, and the daughter-in-law replaced it with another sentence: [Auto Reply] Hello, I have something to do now, I will contact you later. No more reminders.

5. Take the initiative to break up with the rich second generation, which can anger the mother. After a fight with my mom, I locked myself in my room. Hungry in the afternoon, come out to forage for food. As soon as I walked to the kitchen, I found a large bowl on the table. There was also a note on the edge of the bowl, which read: "Don't be angry, your mother has left you something delicious." "I was very touched and opened the bowl with a grateful heart. As a result, there was only a note in the bowl that read: "Surprised or not, surprised or not?" Dare to play hunger strikes and go hungry! ”?

6. A female classmate at the class meeting said to me very foolishly, "Whoever is in your village is really good now, and he is very rich." I snorted coldly and said dismissively, "So what, he didn't still call my brother when he saw me." The female classmate was stunned and asked, "Are you richer than him?" Me: "No, because I'm older than him." ”?

7. When I was studying at Tsinghua University, my family conditions were not enough to support me to continue my education at Tsinghua University. In order to be able to waive my tuition, I chased after our principal's daughter. Before going to bed that night, my girlfriend suddenly lay flat, looked at the ceiling and rolled her eyes, talking to her and ignoring me, I knew she was thinking about what she was going to do today. Sure enough, she asked me very harshly: Are you only coveting my beauty? I also replied very calmly: Yes.?

8. At night, after work, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" I was shocked and quickly kicked open the bedroom door, which was empty. The daughter pointed to the kitchen: "There! "I ran to the kitchen with lightning speed and was about to get angry. I saw my husband pulling on my sister's apron and saying, "Quick, take off the apron, in our house, how can I let you cook!" ”......

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