1. The beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door to make a big fuss, the mediation was fruitless, and threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague apologized to him on his knees. The boss, who has always been a money fan, bowed his head and did not speak, suddenly burst into flames, punched the customer's chin, and said: Every employee I regard as family! Cancel, cancel! scram! We were stunned to see it, and our colleagues sounded thunderous applause, and it was worth dying with such a boss! Even my old employee is boiling with blood and wants the boss's sister-in-law to kneel? Are you kidding me? As a result, the customer canceled the order, the company fell into a predicament that month, could not pay the salary, the boss had no choice, had to run away with the sister-in-law. Since then, his legend has flowed down the rivers and lakes.....
2. When I woke up this morning, I saw my brother sitting on the couch sullen. Curious, I asked him why he hadn't gone to work yet. Brother said helplessly, there is no need to go today, and there is no need to go in the future. I said, why? My big-tongued manager said that I had to carry ten dollars of "sandpaper" on my way to work, and I heard it as "burning paper." I said, that's too careful, and it won't fire you. Brother also said, the manager saw that I bought the wrong one, so he let me take it out and throw it away, and as a result, I said to him with a brain pump, keep it, in case I can use it in two days.?
3. A female colleague came to the company early in the morning and took a selfie with the newly purchased Xiaomi 6x and took a breakfast selfie. The male colleague saw it and said: I found that women love selfies!! The boss heard it and said: Is it?? How much do you love selfies? Male colleague: Take my girlfriend as an example. Armstrong went to the moon and took 5 photos. My girlfriend can take more than 50 photos when she goes to a western restaurant for a meal, and you say how much women love to take selfies!!?
4. Take your son to Bali to fish, from 8:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m., I was stunned that I didn't catch a fish. My son couldn't help but laugh at me, and I explained: The little fish meet underwater, and the mother fish tells their children not to be deceived, otherwise they will die. As soon as the result was finished, a big brother next to him caught a fish, and the son shouted: Daddy look, that uncle caught a disobedient child! After another hour, when not a single fish had been caught, my son smiled and said to me, "Daddy, now the water is full of obedient children."
5. The wife took maternity leave for half a year, and was inexplicably fired from the factory. After his wife was well raised, she went to work in a food factory. After working for a few days, my wife was promoted to the director of the workshop. When I got home, I said, "Look how capable your wife is, you are really discerning!" I said, "Well, it's really good, my wife is a pig." "My wife punched me and punched me. I burst out laughing: "Oh, wrong, wrong, my wife is a pearl real pig!" ”?
6. Yesterday I invited a few of our classmates from the cram school to play together. After waiting for half a day, the teacher just didn't leave class, and after talking about a problem, there was another one, and I was cracked. Last night with a few classmates KTV small gathering, I found that these girls really can pretend, did not expect the goddess to tell me that she is a little drunk, want me to send her home, I said you drink juice will also be drunk? Fortunately, thanks to my wit, otherwise it would have been too late for today's organizational struggle.
7. Today, the brother is at home after work, and he is at home: Do you have anything to do tomorrow? Brother: It's all right, what's wrong? He buddy: I'm going on a blind date tomorrow, you go with me, and then you'll be dressed a little rustically. Brother: Why? Wearing so dirty will not give you a loss of face. Dude: Let you wear the rustic, can now be very good ah!
8. I put my newly bought Apple 11p on the piano. After seeing it, the classmate sneered and said: Isn't it just an apple, as for putting it in such a conspicuous position? I smiled and said: I play 500,000 pianos, but you only see a 9,000 yuan mobile phone. My brother said: You live in a villa of 63 million, but you only have a broken piano in your eyes. Dad said to his brother: What a pity! Your dad has a company worth $1.3 billion. In your eyes, there are only tens of millions of broken villas!?
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