Chapter One: Who Fights With Madness

"Xiao Yu, I made this green silk stir-fried beef!" A fat-headed, big-eared, flesh-faced chef shouted.

　　"Here it comes." There was a sound of muffled footsteps, and a small, unassuming little boy ran over.

　　The young man did not wait to catch his breath, grabbed a large spoon, put a plate of cut beef into the pot, began to stir the beef, followed by a loud banging sound, a few breaths, and then poured in the cut green vegetable shreds, and then a variety of spices were complicated and orderly added, and in a moment a plate of hot, shiny delicacies came out of the pot.

　　The chef watched him perform the operation like a flowing stream and nodded with satisfaction. "Xiao Yu, tomorrow follow the third elder to chop cattle, the work here, let it go first."

　　"Got it, Master."

　　"Oops, I fried this dish too, and that ,......"

　　......

　　Finally, when the busy work was over, watching everyone in the dining hall eating, these chefs were not to mention how happy they were. Each person took care of the work at hand a little and began their lunch time. Mao beef liver stew, snow silkworm steaming plate, fox tendon blood mushroom soup..., a table of big meals, Xiaoyu is a little silly, "Master Fu, what day is today, how so many delicious dishes, will not your old man marry his daughter-in-law." ”

　　"Roll aside, this table is a send-off feast for your boy, after you are a butcher, no longer our chef, after eating this meal, you can't catch it cheaply in the future, enjoy it."

　　"Don't you, didn't you say let me slaughter cattle and chop meat with the Third Master?" Why don't you care about the meal, aren't you bullying me this child? Xiao Yu said depressedly, with a look of displeasure and complaints.

　　"You have been here for 3 years, no deduction, no money, no white food and drink, you have to bring a dinner back, and what is even more infuriating is that you are a boy, leading a bunch of fox friends to rub rice every three to five minutes." Xiao Yu, to tell the truth, we can't afford to raise you, you have the ability, you can go up the mountain to hunt, you can go down to the river to catch fish, you can also give people needles to see a doctor, we have long been out of the poor family, our cost is also quite large, don't lie here, okay? The chef was also dissatisfied and said, a look of you don't go we will fight.

　　"Master, you see what you said, as if I grew up here, I can eat both fish and meat, plus a bowl of soup. In the past few years, I have been diligent, down-to-earth, and willing to work hard. You let me sweep the floor, I don't wipe the table, you make me stir-fry, I don't cook for you. You let me go west, I don't go east, you let me beat the dog, I will never pick up the chicken. Right, how did it come to you, it became a white food and drink. Besides, aren't we students? The college has regulations, students can arbitrarily choose a job in the college, we are helping the college to share the labor, help you share the worries, isn't it? For 3 years, there is no credit, and there is hard work. "Xiao Yu looked like I was tired and resentful, and I was hard and hardworking, and he drove me away, no."

　　"Xiao Yu, do you still have the face mention academy rules?" The rule is to work twice a day, how many times a day do you come? Once. And when you first came, you were young and weak, so you did half the division of labor. Now, you have a lot of strength, and you still do half a point, which is too inappropriate. The key is that you eat too much, this table of 10 people's portions, you can eat four portions, say but go, OK, let's not say anything else, you go to the old third, the same is to earn credits, the same to the college to share the labor, and the third is a job, do not delay your time, how good. Tomorrow you will go to the third old to work, I believe you can do it. "Chef is determined to get Rid of Xiaoyu, not to go."

　　Xiao Yu saw that he could not convince the master, but looking at the masters present, he had a look of agreement, not to mention how uncomfortable his heart was. I thought, well, let me go, okay, there's a price to pay. Looking at the rice on the table, the idea came immediately, and suddenly, I picked up the dishes and chopsticks, and ate the good ones, regardless of them. As soon as the others saw his posture, they instantly understood, and immediately began to eat The Sea Plug. When the meal was originally a quarter of an hour, the instantaneous meal was gone, and nearly half of it was consumed by Xiao Yu. Others looked at Xiaoyu and had the feeling of a dog guarding food. This kid is crazy. Especially when facing the master fu, the master fu just stretched out the chopsticks, and the plate of dishes was even grabbed by Xiaoyu, and quickly pulled into the mouth, a feeling that did not let you eat. Master Fu looked at it dryly, and that hatred was clearly and clearly portrayed on his face.

　　Before leaving, Xiao Yu took 4 meals from the dining hall, and the master fu chased out half a mile with a stir-fry spoon. Xiao Yu came to the bedroom breathlessly and kicked open the door, startling the roommates. "Oh, Xiao Yu, how did you come back so early today, I didn't see it, today you do the East, so much food, get rich." Roommate Mo Qianming said in surprise.

　　"What a fortune, I was fired by others, you guys want to eat and drink in the dining hall in the future, today you robbed such a point, you eat at night." Xiao Yu helplessly told everyone.

　　"It's over, we're all fired, your good days are coming to an end, and we're almost out of luck." Hua Yihai said that this is a teenager with a fat body and always smiling.

　　"You've also been fired?" Impossible, is it such a coincidence? Xiao Yu wondered.

　　"It's really such a coincidence, I have been doing some goods, distribution, and handling work in the warehouse, and today Boss Ximen suddenly informed me that tomorrow with the shooting and hunting team, Boss Lin will go into the mountains to catch strange beasts, that work is not easy, maybe I have to put my life in, hey, it's a pity that my handsome face and straight figure." Yang Zifeng touched his face and looked at his body, which had a pity meaning.

　　"Don't stink and be beautiful, you are quite dangerous when you enter the mountain, but the benefits are also the greatest, the prey is not all yours, I can't do it, I have to serve the beast, those living ancestors are not happy to eat me, you are willing to change with me, I will immediately worship with him, how." Hua Yihai said very sincerely, but everyone turned their heads and began to do other things.

　　"Look at you guys, is there still humanity? Usually, how I treat you, forget it, I will accept it slowly. ”

　　"Xiao Yu, where are you transferring?" Mo Qianming asked.

　　"I went to slaughter the cow with the third master, I don't know what the situation is, although it is still in the dining hall, but the master fu said that it has nothing to do with cooking, and I have broken my cooking, there is no food, I feel that I am not energetic in an instant, and I still slaughter the cow, and I don't let the cow be slaughtered."

　　"Looking at it like this, my task is OK, go to the Craftsman Hall to build weapons." Mo Qianming spoke slowly and slowly, talking to himself.

　　"I'll go, just hello, everyone will follow you in the future, it used to be Xiaoyu, now you are the top pillar."

　　In the early morning, four young men walked out of the dormitory area of the gray area, the most conspicuous of which was Yang Zifeng, who was tall, well-proportioned, with long black hair, sword eyebrows, and smiling faces, who was full of righteousness, and was full of vigor among his peers, envious of others. Relatively short, but relatively obese is Hua Yihai, who has a large waist and a round waist, a big belly and poop, but he always smiles and is the most intimate. Inconspicuous, placed in the pile of people can not find is Mo Qianming and Zheng Xiaoyu. Although all 4 of them were still young, only 10 years old, they were half a head taller than their peers. 4 people have a good relationship, playing once enrolled in a piece, and it is a dormitory, who has difficulties, others will do their best to help.

　　"Come, see this bull's head, divide it." The third master of the dining hall saw Xiao Yu walk in and preached to him.

　　"Third Master, if you don't give the demonstration, what should I do if I break this knife and get punished?"

　　"There is no good or bad, there is no punishment, just chop in the morning, the skull is relatively hard, you need this sledgehammer, this is the final step, you first divide the skin and flesh, cut into pieces, long strips can be done." Okay, let's get started. ”

　　Xiao Yu skimmed his lips, this is no different from not saying anything, forget it, these masters must have discussed it, to give themselves ugly.

　　Xiao Yu grasped the machete in both hands, raised his arms, and stabbed at the bull's head. Bells, my mother, is this a bull's head? It's a stone. Xiao Yu alternately pulled out his hand, threw it away, looked at it, and the tiger's mouth seemed to crack.

　　Looking at the Third Master again, he had an expression of schadenfreude. He also nodded to himself, as if to say that he had done a good job. It always felt like he had a feeling of inexhaustibility, and it was indeed a conspiracy.

　　"No, you can't concede defeat here, just a knife, what's the matter?" Xiao Yu thought to himself, and then picked up the knife and split it towards the other side of the bull's head, the bell, another sound, it was really going crazy, this bull's head did not say split the bones, even the skin did not change half a wire.

　　Don't believe in evil, knife after knife, a dozen knives, it's really hell, why.

　　"Third Master, impart some experience, so dry, waste of energy not to say, no results!"

　　"Well done, go ahead." The Third Master said lazily.

　　Xiao Yu was suddenly furious, but he didn't send it, there was no way, who let the family be Mr. And we were students, we could only slash with one knife and one knife.

　　After a quarter of an hour, Xiao Yu really couldn't help it, "Third Master, give some advice, I really can't hold on, this bull's head is not generally hard." ”

　　"Oh, is it? So, is the blade rolled? The Third Master still said lazily.

　　Xiao Yu looked at this machete, and it was true, the knife was fine, this was the matter, the bull's head was fine. Could it be that the knife and the bull's head were relatives, and they both knew each other.

　　Seeing Xiao Yu's confused expression, the Third Master smiled slightly, "The knife is fine, it proves that this knife can be used to cut this bull's head, use more brains, whether it can produce an effect, the key is to see if the blade blade is not sharp." ”

　　"Sharp blades? Can it be sharper? Xiao Yu began to frown and fell into thought. Do you want to grind it, well, try it. Xiao Yu began to sharpen his knife.

　　Half a quarter of an hour later, Xiao Yu first pulled a knife on the bull's head, and a white mark appeared, Oh, there was an effect, there was an effect. It took so long to finally see the effect, although the effect is not large, but it is also a good start.

　　After that, Xiaoyu began the process of sharpening and testing the knife, and finally, successfully, cut off a piece of meat.

　　The knife was raised high and fell quickly, clicking, and the bull's head was split in half. Wow, it became, Xiao Yu jumped up excitedly.

　　Click, three times five divided by two, a huge bull head is divided into seven pieces. There are also a few hard bones, relatively large, what to do, pick up the sledgehammer and smash, get it done.

　　"Done, Third Master, do you see it?" Xiao Yu said triumphantly.

　　"Hey, this little thing, it takes such a long time, count it qualified, the next time remember, are you not chopping wood before, don't know the truth of 'sharpening the knife and not cutting wood by mistake', usually look at you very smart, it turns out that we also have a time to look away." 」

　　Xiao Yu quickly rolled his eyes, I can spend a lot of effort to get it done, you pour well, sit on the recliner, and drink tea, not only do not give hints, but also net out the problem. It is not easy to work, it requires physical strength, it also needs brain power, and the most important thing is to look at the eyesight.

　　In the next few days, Xiao Yudu and the bullhead launched a tit-for-tat struggle, with the momentum of a battle to the death. Why? I really can't blame Xiaoyu, the third master gives him a new knife every day, and the style is different. Xiao Yu often quarreled with the third master because of the problem of the knife, and the answer he got was that the knife was borrowed by others and did not return, and you said that you were not angry.

　　Mad, is this the reason, purely looking for fault. Therefore, every day in the slaughterhouse, you can see a madman fighting with the cow, and the people who watch it obediently hide far away, for fear of hurting themselves.

You are crazy and I am crazy, who is afraid of whom.