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Everyone loves to watch love movies, which are both touching and abusive. But love blockbusters will be tired of watching too much, after all, there are too many routines.
And today's "Amy Grain Diary" recommended by the cicada owner to everyone is very "anti-routine" as a love movie.
This film was described by the audience as: the most work in the history of the female protagonist, the funniest in the history of the male protagonist.
The director of this film is also the lead actor and screenwriter Shuzi, who plays Amy in the film and co-starred with her boyfriend Liu Xiaomeng.
In fact, it is better to say that it is acting than two people using a camera to record their daily life.
Although the quality of the movie is not high (DV quality), it definitely kills many love blockbusters because it is expensive in reality!
Watching this film feels like the daily life of you and your object is being spied on, which is both real and exciting.
For example, boys and girls send each other the ugliest look they wake up in the morning, and the scene is too real to look at.
For example, when driving, two people listen to music and play love songs, and boys improvise love songs, and the scene is too abusive for dogs to look at directly.
There is also the saying that "love love" is a game, and it is a fight until dawn, and the scene is too eighteen forbidden to look at it directly.
The cicada lord sighed, after watching "Amy Grain Diary", he felt as if he had picked up a treasure.
If the men want to seduce their sisters, they must read "Amy's Diary".
Always said that the boyfriend does not understand the pain of the girlfriend's painful menstruation, the boyfriend in the film directly bought a bouquet of roses on the side of the road to offer to the queen.
Although the silly boyfriend is wrapped in roses in ugly newspapers, Amy grains are still happy to blossom.
Although this way of flirting with the sister is vulgar, it has been tried and tested.
In addition to verbal flirting, there is also physical contact, chatting with the girl about the day to sit closer and then sit closer, and then slowly put your hands around it...
Well, it seems to restore the moment when the boyfriend and you first held hands, a very correct sister-in-law posture.
At this time, learning a little more about Guo Degang is simply icing on the cake.
Watch "The Diary of Amy Grain", men learn to seduce sisters, and women have to learn how to avoid minefields.
Girls look more at the negative material in "Amy's Diary" to reduce the chance of arguing with their boyfriends and breaking up.
Quarrels do not turn over old accounts, give faces to want.
Go out and carry your own small bag.
When you didn't reply to my WeChat in time, you didn't deliberately take revenge by not answering your phone.
"Amy's Diary" seems to be a love cheat, no wonder the audience will say that even if you are forced to stuff dog food, it feels very cool!
Intimate video recordings of couples are really exciting!
The format of "Amy's Diary" is too special, a pseudo-documentary, which records the most intimate, romantic, and ugly states between couples, which is simply a sense of life.
Almost all the troubles and happy things encountered in love life are told in this piece.
For example, daily show love:
A boyfriend can do this when he's driving, or he can do this...
Friendly tip: Although the action is intimate, do not imitate it
Amy feeds her boyfriend, and a small action envies others.
Bungee jumping with her boyfriend scared her legs weak, holding her boyfriend and crying like a wronged three-year-old.
Seeing that the girlfriend is not happy, no matter that three seven twenty-one immediately pounced on it to "play the game".
And in order to block the pants that were rubbed by the great aunt for the girlfriend, the two people walked forward back to back, not too sweet, the ambiguity was about to overflow the screen.
In addition to showing affection between couples, there are also drama essence possessions.
Girls who are in love are all drama masters, and they direct and perform several big plays every day, just to attract each other's attention.
Forcibly coddle in front of your boyfriend.
When meeting with her boyfriend, I am keen on "pseudo-plain face", and I look like I don't have makeup, but in fact, I can't have any foundation, highlights, and shadows.
Lying in the bathtub at home pretending to drown, shouting at my husband to save me...
Boys are sometimes more playful than girls, climbing the 21st floor stairs to deliver takeaways is nothing at all, in order to take care of face and explain, my family lives on the 30th floor I run the stairs at home every day to play.
Or inadvertently fall down, wife I can't get up!
In addition to showing affection and acting, couples also have mutual hatred.
In order to surprise Amy, Xiao Meng threw the fake snake into her quilt while she was sleeping, turned around and came out with the cake to sing Happy Birthday, the scene was too dangerous to follow.
In order to get revenge on Xiao Meng, Amy secretly gave him foot washing water to drink.
There are also some girls who like to get nervous in front of their boyfriends—
Forced scolding style: the old woman does not want to get up, let the old woman sleep for five minutes, and hurry up to roll me.
Xiao Meng: With a look of grievance, I can't let me sleep for a minute when you go shopping.
Forcibly and unreasonably check the mobile phone: while saying that he trusts his boyfriend, he flips through the chat records, and checks the ability of the mobile phone to detect the case and kill Holmes in a second.
Open WeChat and see if there are any strange women in the like list.
Girls in love don't do too much
Like other romance films, the ending of this film is also a couple breaking up, but the difference is that although it is very sadistic, the audience is laughing and watching it the whole time.
Other movies have been made into romance films, but "The Diary of Amy Grain" has become a love life, and the gap between the two is very large.
No wonder the audience will say that the film is a bit rough, but it shoots a small feeling between two people in love, which is very subtle and real.
Many times feelings also gradually disappear in patience.
Amy, who watched the ball game with her boyfriend, was loveless and felt that she had spent the longest two hours of her life.
Amy: I really can't stand it, it's so cold.
Xiao Meng's indifference, the wind and grass will be magnified by Amy grain: you treat me as a fart, I can see that our three views are different.
But the easiest to break the trust relationship is to check the mobile phone, some girls once found that there is information about strange women, they open their teeth and claws, deep well ice physique possession.
Then follow the boyfriend, found the suspicious woman came forward to question -
Looking at the suspected little three yin and yang said strangely, I see that you are about the same age as me.
Really, you're only 20 ducks (brain make-up snort).
Amy bowed her head in shame.
Writing this, the cicada lord remembered the famous saying of the love of the people, when there is a love triangle, the stupid woman finds a way to solve the woman, and the smart woman finds a way to solve the man.
Little must learn to cherish your man, don't sauce -
Xiao Meng's arm is broken, and Amy is still forcing him to push the box for you.
, even the best-natured men you do will be annoyed by you.
In the end, after breaking up, I could only watch the private video of the two people repeatedly to ease my emotions.
After all, but the reality is very cruel, no one is the only one.
Some things, why do you have to wait until you break up to see it?
After you left, I realized that I still couldn't live without you, and I really hate myself now.
After you left, I realized that the most luxurious thing in the world is to snuggle up with you.
I have always felt that I am very important, which girl can be as stupid as me, and eat your set without trying to do anything.
It was only after you left that I realized that I had never been the only one of you.
So little don't do too much, after all, not everyone can remember your best side, and they can't stand your stupid side.
"Good looking" people can have perfect love
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