1, Xiaoming just went to elementary school, and recently he has always squinted his eyes when he looks at things. Dad wanted to measure Xiaoming's vision, wrote some words of different sizes on the paper, stood a few steps away, and let Xiaoming see. knot

1, Xiaoming just went to elementary school, and recently he has always squinted his eyes when he looks at things. Dad wanted to measure Xiaoming's vision, wrote some words of different sizes on the paper, stood a few steps away, and let Xiaoming see. As a result, no matter which word Dad pointed out, Xiaoming shook his head vigorously. Dad suddenly panicked: "Son, I didn't expect your eyesight to be so poor!" Xiaoming frowned and said, "Dad, I don't have bad eyesight, I don't know those words!" ”

2, when I was a child, New Year's Day, my parents played mahjong outside until very late, I really couldn't stay up and fell asleep... After a long time, I was confused to hear my mother complain: Husband, I lost money! My dad sighed helplessly, I also lost... After a period of silence, I listened to the two of them secretly discuss: Shall we touch our son's red envelope? ...... I......

3, the sister-in-law was woken up by urine in the middle of the night, and just opened her eyes and was startled by her brother-in-law. Sister-in-law: "You don't sleep staring at me for what." Brother-in-law: "Can't sleep." Sister-in-law: "I can't sleep with you counting sheep." The brother-in-law was helpless: "Count often, it is useless!" The sister-in-law said contemptuously, "Then you will change the same." Brother-in-law: "It has been changed, this is not counting the freckles on your face!" ”

4. Laughing at the train, one shoe slipped off the car, and he immediately grabbed the other and threw it down. The people around him asked doubtfully, "Why are you doing this?" He smiled and replied, "One shoe is useless, but if someone picks up two, he can wear them." The person next to him seemed to understand something, nodded his head and said yes, and after a while he asked and smiled: "Then why don't you throw your own?" ”

5. As soon as the heart moves, all things in the world arise and arise one after another, and there is no time or time; the heart is still and floating, and life returns to peace, strife disappears, and dust disappears. The dynamics of the mind are very different, the actions are impermanent, the dharmas are selfless, and the stillness of the mind is "nirvana silence." The so-called "absent-mindedness, blindness, hearing but not hearing, eating without knowing its taste", no matter how different the world is turbulent, in the eyes of enlightened people, all differences are still equal, and turmoil is finally silence.

6, once out to play, live in a distant relative's house. Where there is a custom that children's urine is the cleanest, they use child urine to boil eggs, saying that it is very healthy. Where I dare to eat, helpless people are enthusiastic and have been advising me to eat. I had no choice but to say, "I don't like eggs." My relative was even cuter, and said, "Then you can drink some soup." ”

7, a boy in many girls, only look at her. The girls were also touched by the boys, so they made an appointment to open a room together. Afterwards, the boy did not love her, changed his heart, and the girl knew that she could not be recovered, but symbolically asked for a breakup fee of 3,000 yuan. I don't understand, what a poignant love story! It is often hard to say that this is "PC".

8, a person has shortcomings on the one hand, on the other hand will be very good! For example, a blind person will hear very sensitively! And I, with extraordinary ability to sleep, can sleep unconscious, sleep to ignore the alarm clock! So I can't eat on it, I can't do what others say they don't eat and don't eat!?

9, a week ago, a few mosquitoes came into the tent, looked at the sucking belly, angry, decided to trap the mosquitoes. Put down the mosquito net, check every day, watch the stomach gradually dry out, flight powerless, a feeling of revenge. But today, the mosquito is gone, it should be thin, and it ran away from the hole

10, a sister by train home, very crowded ah, she is still hungry, see this crowded aisle sudden inspiration, so holding the side of the instant noodle box, while walking while shouting: "Be careful of boiling water do not burn", so unimpeded. A few minutes later, the sister turned back with her face in the same way, shouting in her mouth, this time there is really boiling water! There is really boiling water!

11, one night after work, I went to the supermarket to buy a shower cap, to the supermarket, I asked the salesman whether there was a shower cap, only to see the uncle next to the station that haha laugh, instantly I was inexplicable, only to see him with an innocent tone to ask the consignee: This year there is everything, live so big, the first time I heard that someone bought a green hat! I stood speechless for that moment.

12. A community security guard stopped an Audi A6, and the owner got out of the car and had an argument with the security guard. The Audi A6 was emotional: "Do you know who my dad is? yes! You know who my dad is! The security guard muttered calmly: "Who is your father, who your father is that your mother's secret!" ”

13 One day, Lisa and her little friend Nina talked about the wind. Lisa said, "The typhoon is terrible! My house's fence was blown down a few days ago" "Tetanus is terrible", little Nina said with fear, "Grandpa Cooper next door to me was sent to the hospital for rescue!" ”

14, a community security guard stopped an Audi A6, the owner of the car got out of the car and had a dispute with the security guard. The Audi A6 was emotional: "Do you know who my dad is? yes! You know who my dad is! The security guard muttered calmly: "Who is your father, who your father is that your mother's secret!" ”

15, has been the weight of inferiority, once to a supermarket to buy electronic scales, want to try it first, ask the salesman which is suitable for me, the young man is very enthusiastic to recommend a, said that high-tech electronic precision instruments best-selling error-free the latest Shenma Shenma. In order to keep my weight secret, I took off my shoes and carefully stood up with my shoes in a hidden corner, and the result was that the goods were actually voice reported, or super high scores, and everyone laughed!