▲ Durian is not what you want to love, you can love if you want to love. Figure/Figureworm Creative
-Fengwujun Language-
The joy of midsummer: on the way home, pick a good durian
The sad urge of midsummer: look at the price, touch the pocket without money
- "Love Durian Says"
There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who love durian and those who hate durian. They are like yin and yang, you have me, I have you, with contradictions to form the world, occasionally irreconcilable, for durian to fight for each other. Finally, the boat of friendship is turned over, the giant wheel of love is said to sink, and only the durian stands and is beautiful alone.
▲ Before the friendship boat is upgraded to a love ship, be sure to ask him if he loves to eat durian. Figure/Figureworm Creative
Durian, happy fruit in midsummer. Whether it is a soft and tender peach, a lychee with refreshing teeth, or even a golden pineapple, in front of durian is a younger brother and must give way. It is the king of the fruit stall, can make the tip of your tongue play a trio, when your mouth is full of sweet, creamy and bursting durian meat, any troubles, any sorrows, let him go.
After bumping this durian, I am the king of the world, and I can appreciate the panic of the durian party.
▲ Love is precious, durian is more expensive. If it is for love, durian will never be thrown. Figure/Figureworm Creative
Durian, detect friendship fruit. There are thousands of fruits in the world, but it has a mixed reputation, and together with stinky herring and stinky tofu, it is called stinky three, occupying the spoof entries of social networks. If you want to test your friendship with the Durian Hate Party, just develop a variety of strange ways to eat (attached below), just look at this friendship boat, turn over or not?
Durian, test lovers fruit. Yin and yang can be blended, durian love and hate but incompatible, how many pillow people, have been for durian and fight? Pain does not distinguish between depth and depth, joy does not distinguish between noble and low, for a durian, love must be tested. Just ask you, do you love me more, or do you want the durian in your hand to sting me?
▲ If I can't eat durian, my heart will hurt even more. Figure/Figureworm Creative
Yes, it is the world's first thorn, not only piercing the sensitive heart, but also making your fragile pocket full of holes. Despite being in the peak season, the average price of domestic durian still easily exceeded 20 yuan / catty, which made many gourmets full of tears in their eyes, after all, the love was deep, the belt was narrowing and the wallet was haggard...
I just want to ask, didn't you say good peak season, why is durian still so expensive?
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="35" > do you know how hard it is to pick durian? </h1>
First of all, for every durian you buy, one person may be headshot. Believe it or not, the Thais pick durian like this:
▲ True and desperate scene. Graph/Network
So dangerous, just ask you if you are afraid or not? After all, 996 may burst the liver, and picking durian may have a headshot.
In Thailand, picking durian requires the cooperation of at least two people, one climbing a tree to get the durian off, and the other picking it under a tree with a sack. In Vietnam, picking equipment is changed to large iron basins, which are tied over the head. In Malaysia, the above two methods are explicitly prohibited, and you can only wait for the durian to fall off automatically, but the shelf life cannot be saved...
▲ Usually, adult durian trees can grow to 25 to 40 meters tall, and it is really dangerous to pick them by hand.
Secondly, the cost of durian cultivation is very high. It is very picky, only grows in an environment with an average daily temperature of 22 °C, and the temperature below 10 °C may freeze to death, which is very expensive. It grows very slowly, a sapling takes 5 years to flower, the fastest 8th year to stabilize the fruit, and the return to the cost is extremely slow. It has a short flowering period, or flowers at night, and once it catches up with the heavy rain for several days, pollination is blocked, and the yield is reduced in a large area by minute.
▲ Don't look at so many buds, there are few that can really mature. Figure/Figureworm Creative
Not only is it difficult to plant, but the elimination rate of durian is also very high. In the beginning, the fruit hanging rate of fruit trees was very high, but this is only the appearance. In order to ensure quality, the stunted fruit is cut off, and less than half of the fruit can survive to maturity. It was almost ripe, elephants, orangutans, monkeys, squirrels all came, everyone "harmonious symbiosis" a bit, but also to lose a batch of fruit.
The cost is high, and the output is naturally difficult to go up. When the durian is finally harvested, if you are lucky, you can harvest a dozen or so, and the fruit farmers with poor conditions will have to take their lives to pick, which can be described as ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties... Moreover, the durian tree covers an area of 20 square meters, compared to tropical fruits such as mangoes, lychees, and longans, the yield per mu is really pitiful, and it is reasonable to be expensive.
▲ Passing the level can grow into an excellent durian. Figure/Figureworm Creative
Then there is the issue of preservation and transportation. Durian has a high sugar content, is very perishable, and comes from Southeast Asia, whether it is preservation or transportation, this cost, white flowers are silver.
Finally, there is the question of supply and demand. China has the world's largest "durian appetite", according to CCTV, China's durian imports in 2010 were 149.6 million US dollars, which increased to 2.3 billion US dollars in 2020, a fifteen-fold increase in ten years. Thailand, Malaysia and Vietnam are our durian suppliers, of which Thailand is the largest with an annual output of more than 550,000 tons, of which 70% is sold to China. Such a big demand, such a high cost, and no more price leverage, it is estimated that the durian in Southeast Asia will be eaten by us.
▲ China's durian imports have been increasing year after year. Figure/Figureworm Creative
Now, you know why durian is expensive, right?
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="66" > in Hainan, durian was accidentally planted</h1>
Durian is not expensive, but also depends on the variety. Although everyone is more expensive, there are always less expensive existences...
▲ Children make choices, and adults say they want it all. Cartography/ELLA
At present, the relatively cheap domestic is the Thai golden pillow, which is the entry-level durian. Other varieties, which are relatively rare on the market, want to buy luck. Of course, the most expensive Musang King has always been there, as to whether it is true, you must polish your eyes.
Here are a few tips for distinguishing between true and false Musang King:
1) It is very small, rarely more than 5 pounds;
2) Malaysian-only varieties;
3) The flesh is very yellow, there are many wrinkles, and the core is extremely small;
4) Durian taste is super strong, sweet to "return bitterness";
5) Product number D197;
6) Cheap no good goods!
▲ Warning: Eat Musang King, and since then other durians are passers-by. Graph/Network
Seeing this, you must want to ask: Do we not have domestic durian?
You don't say, there really is, it's in Hainan. In February 2019, in Baoting Li and Miao Autonomous County, Hainan Province, the first golden-pillow durian tree introduced from Thailand, thrived for 5 years and finally bore fruit. In May of the same year, more than 40 golden-pillow durian trees successfully entered the harvest season.
▲ Good news: China has durian! Photo/Visual China
According to the Hainan Academy of Agricultural Sciences, Hainan is almost the only place in China where durian can grow, which has been cultivated for more than 60 years, but in the past it was only planted as a specimen and not commercialized. The success of durian hanging fruit in Baoting County proves that domestic durian does have hope.
In fact, these more than 40 golden pillow durian trees, originally planted by the farmer for the landscape (he himself is a kind of rambutan), did not expect "unintentional durian shade", not only smooth results, experts taste good, "the entrance taste is soft and tender, the first feeling is cool and sweet, then there is a slight bitterness, and then sweet and endless aftertaste." ”
▲ "Unintentionally planting durian shade", who said that China can't grow durian? Photo/Visual China
In 2017, the Hainan Academy of Agricultural Sciences proposed a feasibility study for the development of the durian industry, and set up a planting pilot unit in Baoting and Lingshui, but did not expect that the "unintentional durian" would grow faster. At present, there are still many uncertainties about growing durian in Hainan, but after all, the domestic demand market is there, and there is no problem that foodies cannot solve.
Maybe one day, the domestic durian will be listed. Maybe one day, durian will be localized, and the price will come down. Maybe one day, we will all have endless delicious durians.
The wind fungus drooled with confidence. suck. Hey hey hey.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="104" > please let the durian go</h1>
Durian is not necessarily the most expensive fruit, but it must be the most fun fruit. How much humans love durian, how big the brain hole of fancy eating is. Now, it is time to break through cognition, test friendship, and test couples. These strange ways to eat, depending on how many you have eaten:
Black iron grade 丨 durian sugar, dried durian
▲ Durian off-season, dried durian can also be a source of happiness. Figure/Figureworm Creative
The magic weapon to detect friendship, take a breath in your mouth, and perform a magic attack. It is said that countless couples will be dried with durian candy / durian, come to our tongue kiss?
Bronze grade 丨 durian ice cream
▲ Durian ice cream + durian meat + condensed milk smoothie, looks very sinful. Figure/Figureworm Creative
Usually, it is the one with the worst sales of ice creams. After all, no matter how much you love durian, eating too much ice cream will also freeze the brain shell pain, directly eat frozen durian It is not fragrant? Oh my wallet...
Silver grade 丨 Whole roasted durian
▲ Next time I'm going to bake it myself! Graph/Network
Durian pizza is so entry-level, the whole roasted durian asks you if you have seen it? Durian roasted, fragrant ten miles of immortals jump. The ripe durian flesh becomes softer and more delicate, full of burst pulp in one bite, and there is a distinct milky aroma.
Gold grade 丨 durian roast everything
▲ No, I'm going to cry... Graph/Network
Durian grilled fish, durian roast meat, durian grilled chicken... It is said that the speed of gaining weight by eating durian roast everything is directly proportional to the speed at which your wallet dries up. As the saying goes, sitting and eating mountain air, it is estimated that what is eaten is durian.
Platinum grade丨 durian hot pot !!!
▲ I was about to cry, now I am about to cry... Graph/Network
Durian is very suitable for roasting, as for boiling, even taking it to shabu-shabu, it is a bit... How to look at it is tired of panic...
Diamond grade 丨 Durian Zongzi !!!
▲ As a staunch salty dumpling party, I still choose to eat durian directly. Graph/Network
Durian mooncakes have seen a lot, durian tangyuan is also a lot, durian rice dumplings ask you have seen it? You look at this texture, you look at this stickiness, you look at this oily slippery, durian control trembling...
Strange grade丨 Durian beer !!!
You don't want that. Beer is not wrong, you let go of beer, also let go of durian bar, directly eat it raw is not fragrant?
At first glance, I feel that the taste is super invincible. For the practice of only retaining the stench of durian, removing the taste and sweetness of durian, I can only say that this is hooliganism!
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="160" > make one last wish</h1>
▲ There are a lot of strange durians that I haven't eaten. Figure/Figureworm Creative
May the durian freedom of the people of the world be realized at an early date.
May everyone in the world be one family in front of durian.
Love me? Come with me to durian.
Easter eggs 丨 About the magic of durian
Durian is finished eating, durian shells must not be thrown away. Leave the boyfriend to kneel, personal test has a miraculous effect, how much private money is all for you to recruit.
▲ Just ask you if you are afraid or not? Figure/Figureworm Creative
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