1. When I was a child, my mother once asked me to buy steamed buns and told me: steamed buns for four dollars, don't make a mistake. Then gave me a dollar. The owner of the steamed buns likes children and thinks I'm cute, so he gives one more. On the way back, I was very uneasy in my heart, thinking: This is one more steamed bun, how to explain it when I go home? After a fierce ideological struggle, I threw away one and went home satisfied.
2. Today Xiao Wang and her girlfriend Xiao Hong ate at the breakfast stall, there was a beautiful woman next to her to buy breakfast, the result was two yuan, Xiao Wang helped pay two yuan. As a result, the beautiful woman said that she wanted to leave contact information, and Xiao Wang looked at her girlfriend Xiaohong next to her, smiled and said to the people: "Is it not enough for a beautiful woman to take advantage of once?" Do you want to take it anymore? ”
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3. When I was a child, there was a dog in the family, and my father often told some stories about the righteous dog, and then looked at the dog I had shook his head and said: Your dog can't do anything except eat. I was a little reluctant to listen to it and was determined to make it a qualified lifeguard. Under my careful training, it successfully graduated, but the villagers did not dare to swim in the river after seeing it, and when they saw it, my dog went to pull the pants, it did not care about people at all, it ran down and ran, and shook its head while running...
4. Yesterday I went out with my girlfriend and girlfriend girlfriend. There were a lot of people on the subway, my girlfriend was behind me, and my girlfriend was in front of me. The girlfriend wanted to tease her girlfriend, so she took advantage of her lack of attention and squeezed her ass. My girlfriend's face immediately turned red, and then she looked at me with affection and approached me again. It was all in the eyes of my girlfriend, and I...
5. The neighbor's aunt often asks me about the Internet, and every time I know everything. When I went out this morning, I told my wife that I would socialize at night, and my mother's husband talked a lot through the security door: "Men say that socializing, 99% of them go to play by themselves." When I came home from work in the evening and met him, I said to him, "Everyone is a man, and you are not rude in the morning." He said, "Are you being generous?" You teach my daughter-in-law to shop online, are you generous? ”