2020 is a special year.
This year we've seen too many adult breakdowns that seem to take just a moment to break all your strong pretense. Whether it is the parties in the vibrato or the viewers outside the vibrato, they can't cry.
This year, we are both strong and weak.
Today Ma Lijun tells you the story of an unlucky honest man.
His collapse began with a soak of urine and ended with a burst of gunfire.
The male protagonist Ah Shui is an honest man who follows the rules, how honest is he?
Driving never exceeds the prescribed speed of 60 kilometers per hour, even if there are a bunch of cars behind him, everyone is frantically honking the horn to prompt him to go faster, but he is at ease; even if he is almost late, he will not run a red light, look at these people, one by one unruly, he is different, obediently return, a good citizen.
Colleagues feel that he does not know how to be flexible and is not a suitable person for group living.
His wife also thought he was very bored, so one morning, when Ah Shui was in a hurry to go out because she was going to be late, she sat at the other end of the table and calmly proposed to Ah Shui for divorce.
In the face of Ah Shui's doubts, she said that it is not that you have done something wrong, but that you have done too well.
"You're so conformist that you're boring."
"No xing life, not much money to earn, I can put up with it"
"But I can't stand your boring head anymore."
"Although this is not good for the child, it is better to get a divorce than to see his mother jump from the balcony and commit suicide."
Look, this is ah shui so many years of following the rules, the final evaluation, even the closest wife can not stand his boring.
And, bad things seem to be on an appointment, scrambling to come on the same day.
His parking space was blocked, and the guy who called over was still playing cards and didn't want to come over.
It was hard to get to the office, but it was still late, and the section chief told him that you had been laid off.
People are unemployed in middle age, plus their wives want to divorce, sigh, miserable enough, right?
Even more egregiously, the section chief also found a reason for the dinner because of his layoffs.
Look at how happy a group of people drink and dance, leaving Ah Shui alone in confusion.
It seems that there is not a single colleague who regrets because of his departure. Did he really do something wrong?
Ah Shui was confused.
A few glasses of wine, plus the section chief and these former colleagues, are particularly excessive, and even ask the unemployed Ah Shui to pay?
It was intolerable, and the water in the belly of the wine worm broke out.
After lifting the table, he cursed and grinned as he left the restaurant, and the long period of conformity erupted, and he began to indulge himself.
Kicking motorcycles and trash cans on the side of the road, running a red light for the first time, tearing off all warning signs requiring compliance, and... Under the slogan prohibiting urination, a bubble of urine was deliberately pulled.
But I didn't expect to be caught by the police, and then went into the police station.
The man's name was Akun.
He scolded and grinned as he walked into the police station, not at all with Ah Shui's uneasy look. He was a regular visitor to the police station and prison, and had just eaten a bully meal, and then called the police himself, with the purpose of getting the police to arrest him and put him in jail for a few days.
According to his original words to Ah Shui, it was "They give you free food, give you a place to sleep, give you clothes to wear, plus they will make you exercise, and they will teach you special skills, which are so good inside, so I really don't know why everyone is still outside desperately begging for a life." ”
It makes sense, and Spicy Jun is speechless. Looking at my empty wallet, I couldn't help but have the same thoughts as him...
When Ah Kun knew that Ah Shui was arrested at the police station because of a soak of urine, haha laughed, urinating on the road, not blocking the road and robbing, is it said that you let the community get water when you soaked in urine?
He encouraged Ah Shui to leave the police station, and according to his words, no one will go to jail for a soak of urine, and the police will not make a big fuss because you leave.
Plus Ah Shui's wife called him again, and now she is going to take her son back to her mother's house. To play really ah this is. Ah Shui panicked.
He asked the horse-faced police officer, but the man was in a rage, signaling Ah Shui to be honest and not so easy to leave.
Ah Shui was anxious, and really believed Ah Kun's lies, taking advantage of the chaos at the police station, opened the door and ran.
It's also really interesting here, Ah Kun, who took the initiative to stay in prison after eating the Overlord Meal, obviously acted like a scoundrel, but the police waited with a good voice and took the initiative to invite him to leave several times. And just sprinkled a soak of urine, the suit pen is quite like a good citizen of Ah Shui, but it was targeted by several reprimands.
Is this bullying the soft and fearing the hard?
This director is very faceless to the Korean police.
Ah Shui ran away, guess what?
The horse-faced police officer raised his gun and arrested Ah Shui again. Moreover, this completely angered the horse-faced police officer, who vowed to let Ah Shui go to jail.
As a result, Ah Shui ran away again, this time with handcuffs and a pistol, and of course, Ah Kun on the other end of the handcuffs.
The next process was dramatic, and when I came home, my wife and son were gone, and there was only a divorce notice on the table.
Then the former colleague called him and accused him of being stingy and should have paid the bill before leaving.
Honest people are completely enraged, and the consequences are very serious.
What did he do? Smashed the luxury car that blocked his parking space, and there was a grave bungee, right? He bounced on the roof of the car.
Then rushed to KTV, it is this former colleague, small clever, opportunistic, but mixed up like a fish. Ah Shui swung his fist and decisively beat him up, cool!
Then there was this section chief, who obviously engaged in illegal activities such as accepting bribes and enriched himself, but because Ah Shui was unwilling to go along with the flow, he finally fried Ah Shui Squid.
Aren't you arrogant? Come, go you!
joyfully!
At this time, Ah Shui seemed to open the valve, and the depression brought about by the long-term compliance was released, and he began to take Ah Kun to release himself.
The two men also handed over the guns of the policemen who had heard the news and drove the police car away.
Ah Shui shot at surveillance cameras on the street.
Bang, bang, bang!
Hit, who called you monitor all day, hated very much.
Then tear off all kinds of warning signs and slogans on the street that require obedience. Go to your rules, and in the end what do honest people get?
Ah Shui took Ah Kun, like crazy, and did all the things he did not dare to do.
Finally, lying on the grass, he finally knew that he was going back, and it was too late to turn himself in.
But at this time, it was Ah Kun's turn to have an accident. His mother died in a nursing home, caused by this fat man with a fat head and big ears, and at first glance, he knew that he was a politician full of oil and water in South Korea.
Just call him Mr. Congressman.
This mr. congressman is very good, he is a good friend of Ah Kun's father and a partner in the business. It's just that he was not kind, pit Ah Kun's father, frame Ah Kun's father in prison, and then embezzled his friend's family property to a dime, patted his ass and ran to run for Congress.
He has also served three consecutive terms, and now he is running for mayor of Seoul, a proper big man.
He went to the nursing home to comfort him, but he did not expect to see Ah Kun's mother, was recognized, and then tragedy occurred. The old boy, as always, slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet.
There seem to be many such people in daily life. If it had been left in the past, Ah Shui would have sighed at most, anyway, if people drink cold and warm drinking water and know themselves, things have not reached their own heads, where to manage so much, their own small days are important.
But now, with a shot in his hand, I have it in the world, and he feels that such a person should not be allowed to go unpunished. Good people live worse than pigs and dogs, bad people live freely, and even become members of Congress, not that good people have problems, but that there is a problem in this world.
So he took Ah Kun and ran to Mr. Congressman's house and tied up his whole family.
Then Ah Kun took a gun and forced Mr. Congressman to speak out one by one about the things he had done in public.
Can this make mr. Congressman's true face public?
If you really think so, you can only say young too simple.
Listen to what Mr. Congressman has to say.
"I never hoped that his family would be torn apart because of this" - TMD, you put his father in jail, stole all his family property, and said this kind of thing with his face, sigh, is this what people say?
"I feel deeply guilty and constantly worried about what to do to make up for my sins, so I want to dedicate the rest of my life to this society and serve the public, so I will run for congress." -----------------
The director's irony here is very strong, hey hey, you are so bluntly mocking, is it afraid that the audience will not understand your meaning?
Ah Kun was of course angry, but he banged and fired, and the congressman fell to the ground.
On the other hand, what are the police doing?
The horse-faced police officer was snatched away with a gun, and the suspect ran away with handcuffs. The two cops in KTV weren't much better.
What to do in the face of accusations from your boss?
The answer is naturally to mold Ah Shui, who is obviously a good student and a good citizen, into a radical student, a secret agent from the secret service team, a spy, and proficient in various assassination and sabotage skills.
Lo and behold, he believed it himself.
These bosses of his, one by one, did not know the identity of the investigation of Ah Shui, and in the absence of evidence to prove it, they really believed it?
Looking at this battle, I am afraid that I am not going to deal with a group of terrorists, right?
Ah Shui also did not know that Ah Kun had killed the congressman, and at Mr. Congressman's house, he saw a bunch of racing trophies, which were all obtained by Mr. Congressman's kirin.
In fact, Ah Shui's dream was to become a good racing driver. It's just that the reason why he has become such a cautious and obedient honest person is because his father, as a teacher, wants him to be an official, Guangzong Yaozu and Guangyao.
What you need to do, what you can't do.
All this, Ah Shui's father arranged it clearly. Ah Shui just needs to act like a marionette and do it.
But in Ah Shui's heart, there is actually still a desire, and he once had a dream.
So he's going to have a racing race with the mp's son.
The result of the game, of course, was that Ah Shui won.
It turned out that this boy was not a poor car, he could only drive 60 kilometers per hour, but the shackles on his body had trapped him.
But when Ah Shui returned to the finish line, he was surrounded by police.
Things have become out of control, especially after the two broke into the house of the congressman, and Ah Kun also killed the congressman.
Ah Kun rushed out and rescued Ah Shui.
The two of them planned to flee the world and smuggle them out of Korea. But Ah Shui was reluctant to see his son, thinking of seeing him one last time.
As a result, he was caught by the police again, and then Ah Kun rescued Ah Shui again.
But this time, the police have laid a net of heaven and earth, and the front and back roads are blocked, and they have no door to the sky and no way down.
There is no escape.
At this last moment, Ah Shui received a call from his father, the father who had once been majestic, and now his voice was trembling, and he was still asking Ah Shui to turn himself in according to his words. Ah Shui asked helplessly, knowing that the world is so realistic, why do you teach your son to be an honest person who follows the rules? Opportunism, cleverness and even illegal bribery are considered to be more suitable for a group society and can live better, so what is the point of following the rules?
At this last moment, Ah Shui finally said a word to his father.
Ah Kun understood Ah Shui's determination, he slightly trembled and pulled out his mobile phone, called the nurse familiar to the nursing home, and asked her to help deal with his mother's aftermath.
Two men, two guns, facing a row of guns in Hesse ahead, they were like warriors, shouting and charging.
A series of gunshots rang out.
"Hey, you, don't live like that anymore."
"You are, don't live like that anymore."
Two 'losers', which one does not want to live?
Is it their fault? Or whose fault?
Ma Li Jun does not know, can you give me an answer?
- Korean noir satire film "Prison Break Duo"