What is the most urgent, wind and fire, think of a joke: a person constipated, squat toilet for a long time, overhear a person galloping, suddenly wind and rain, can't help but sigh: Dude, so envious! The man: What's the envy, the pants haven't come off yet?
Everyone has such an impression, so someone writes a couplet for the toilet: the hero of the world, Haojie, is here to bow down, and the virtuous woman of the world comes in and loosens her skirt. More netizens joked: how long a minute is, mainly depending on whether you are outside the toilet or inside the toilet.
But this wind and fire thing, is not a matter of losing the head, the pants can be washed if they are dirty, if the head is gone, it is not easy to do. It is said that in ancient times, no "clever" literati were to be beheaded for capital crimes, and many people were killed at the same time, afraid of not being stimulated, and said to the executioner: "You kill me first, clean and sharp, I have silver in my hand that is yours." This old man, before dying, did not forget the "unspoken rules", who knows if he broke his hand, the executioner is cursing and grinning, and the holy will is to forgive this old man.
Death is too positive, not good, many people who die abnormally, at the end, many people will sigh: scrambling to die. The driver's motto "It's better to stop for three minutes than grab a second" should be a reasonable quote.
It is said that the great scientist Mr. Albert Einstein explained his theory of relativity this way: If you are a boy, when you spend a pleasant afternoon with a beautiful girl, you will feel that only 3 minutes have passed; when you spend an afternoon with a nagging old woman you will feel that it is a year.
Einstein was clever, he knew that his theory was invisible to us in reality, so he could only give an example, he just told us: the reference is different, the result is different.
Like "a thousand guns a hair", no one can do such an experiment (today's high technology does not know whether it can hang the weight of a thousand guns on something similar to a hair). But people know it, just as Freud wrote to Einstein: No one dares to criticize your work, but he dares to criticize my work, whether he understands psychology or not. The same man named Aristotle was bullish: Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry the earth. No one can give him a fulcrum, and no one can have such a lever.
In The Merchant of Venice, at the critical juncture of cutting flesh, the girl named Portia demands that the pound of meat cut must be exactly one pound of meat, no more, no less, and no bloodshed. Ends with a comedy that seems tragic.
This also happened to a slave named Aesop, whose master bet that he could drink the sea water dry, and on that day, the master Zhou Wu Zheng Wang sat down and asked the other party to cut off the river flowing into the sea, so that he could drink the sea water.
There is a story in the West called "The Sword of Damocles". Yes, every moment is at a critical juncture, is this the difference between the West and the Chinese: one is a weight of thirty thousand pounds, and the other is a sword with a cold light.
That one is actually fatal, but if people can think of danger in peace and remember "danger like an egg" at all times, it is a lifelong wealth.