Curiosity kills cats.
I couldn't find my ID card, I could have applied for a replacement online. I had to try the high-tech self-service card machines.
Before doing Hong Kong and Macao can be visa endorsement on the self-service card machine for two or three minutes to do, I see that now this self-service card machine has been upgraded, and also take photos, receipts and what can be in place in one step.
Using a self-service certificate machine is more saving than taking a photo id on the Internet. Self-service card machines are close to home, which can save courier fees.
I rushed with my Buddha sister and wanted to experience the high-tech and play next to it.
When this machine was installed and debugged more than two years ago, I was eyeing it, and I remember looking inside from the outside, and the male staff inside worked as usual and were not affected.
The female installer asked me, "What do you see?" ”
I said, "I'll see what business I can do." ”
The female staff member said: "I will know when I come to the business." ”
I said, "How can you know if you want to come here without seeing what business you can do?" ”
It's hilarious and logical.
Unexpectedly, the logic is more touching in the back.
I rushed in and was stopped at the door by the gate.
The above shows that there are three steps to enter the door:
The first step is to swipe your ID card.
The second step is face recognition.
The third step is to walk in the door.
what?
I lost my ID card, only to replace the ID card, you do not brush the ID card and do not let you enter the door?
In order to be foolproof, I brought the ID card of the whole family, brushed it all, and then brushed my face and failed.
I also brought Hong Kong and Macao can carry a permit, social security card, passport, driver's license, which are recognized at the airport and high-speed rail station, and are not available here at all.
It can only be ID card + brush face, both of which are indispensable.
I carefully looked through the glass at the business that can be done here: the ID card expires and the certificate is renewed; the ID card is damaged and replaced; the ID card is lost and replaced.
These three items in addition to the first item, are id cards can not be used to do ah, this does not brush the ID card does not let you enter the door, what else to do?
I applied again from the Internet, showing that "the previous ID card has not yet been issued, please go to the police window to issue it." The last ID card has not been issued, how did I lose it?
I called 12345 feedback, quickly gave a reply, said that the system when entering information is somewhat imperfect, has been perfected, let me apply again from the Internet the next day. I was also reminded not to go to the self-service card machine.
Now that the online application has been successful, wait for the courier.
It is better to toss a big circle or sit at home and wait.
It's a farce.
I complained on the headlines, netizens contributed a bunch of movie sketches and the logical paradoxes encountered in life:
Vinci, is that you?
You must have invented this set of things, right?
Zhou Xingchi's movie "Domestic Lingling Paint" has such a bridge section:
Leonardo da Vinci invented a solar flashlight that would light up when it was illuminated, but never when it was not.
What about that night? Take another flashlight and it lights up.
In a certain issue of the "Happy Comedians" program, Song Xiaofeng, a teacher of the Liaoning Folk Art Troupe, once had a "shared telephone" idea:
There is a QR code on the shared phone, and you can use the shared phone by scanning the QR code with the mobile phone. Without a phone to scan the QR code, you can't use it.
There are also the following situations in life:
Download browser to search for downloads in the browser
The Winrar installation package is compressed in a rar package
No mask to buy a mask said no mask can not enter
To get a nucleic acid test certificate, the doorman said that you can't enter without a nucleic acid test certificate
For the qualification certificate, the state requires that the operation cannot be carried out without the certificate, and the requirement of the examination must be engaged in the operation for more than two years to be eligible for the examination
……
I immediately remembered that I had read "Catch-22" many years ago and often recalled in my mind for many years.
In 1961, Joseph Heller published his novel Catch-22, which quickly became a masterpiece of modernist literary black humor.
When I checked the information, I found that my only foreign husband, George Clooney, had both directed and acted in a 6-episode MINI series, and I wanted my husband Tiger Dad to come and see it.
If "One Hundred Years of Solitude" is equivalent to China's "White Deer Plain", then "Twenty-second Military Rule" is equivalent to China's "Alive".
When I started watching, I felt nagging, I couldn't extricate myself when I saw it, it was almost tears in laughter, one second I was still laughing, the next second I could cry. See despair in humor, laugh out of tears in despair.
To sum up the temperament of the book in the words of Joseph Heller, "I want to make people laugh first, and then go back and look back at everything they have laughed with fear." ”
The story takes place on a small island in the Mediterranean, where a flying squadron of U.S. troops was stationed at the end of World War II.
Pilots who have flown the prescribed number of flights (initially 25) can return home, but military regulations in practice stipulate that at any time, what the commander has ordered must be carried out.
The number of flights was constantly increased, 30, 35 ... 50 times..., the more you fly, the more you prove that the pilot is capable and wants to continue to serve. The pilots all developed phobias and became insane.
In particular, the protagonist projectile thrower YOYO is even more panicked. Dominated by the desire to survive, he only wants to escape in battle. He pretended to be ill and hid in the hospital, and found a military doctor to help him, trying to prove that he was crazy.
The military doctor told him that, under "Military Regulation XXII", a madman could be granted exemption from flying, but only on his own, and that anyone who could realize the danger of flying and apply for exemption from flying should continue to fly.
All pilots are caught in this dead loop, and there is no other way but to fight to the death.
In addition to YOYO's experience, the play uses "paradoxes" all the time.
For example, the Italian old man said: "Weak Italy will be easily defeated; but it is precisely because of the defeat that Italy can continue." ”
"My only flaw is that there are no flaws";
"I've never lied, I only lie when I need to" ...
Perhaps in the eyes of many people, the world at that time was a big paradox - in order to pursue peace, mankind launched war; it is precisely because of war that peace has become a luxury.
There are two things that have influenced me most about this book:
First, life will inevitably encounter this kind of insoluble despair.
Second, any desperate situation is solved.
Doesn't this also seem like a logical paradox?
The novel gives this dead loop an unexpected solution: there is a fool in the barracks, Orr, whose plane is often hit by enemy troops, and then has to land on the water, making the plane float at sea level, and the place where it is hit is getting farther and farther away, but he himself can turn the danger away and row back to the camp from the sea every time.
Finally, on one occasion, Orr was shot down again by the enemy, and this time he did not return safely to the battalion. It's really sad to see here.
When I learned that he had rowed to neutral Sweden, I was so happy that I cried.
After learning that Orr had gone to Sweden, YOYO understood Orr's genius plan, and it turned out that he had been calculating and practicing how to escape.
The stupid Orr was the one who seemed to be the most stupid and ignorant in the barracks, but in fact the most intelligent and capable, he had always been in a low-key state of existence, looking foolish and pitiful, but wise and foolish. Disguised by his chaotic state of life, through countless rehearsals, he finally succeeded in realizing his dream of escaping from the battlefield and pursuing freedom.
The book has been around in my head for years, and Orr has become my idol.
Don't let others interfere with your ultimate goal, even if it is ridiculed and misunderstood.