#Jokes of the Day # #Funny Moment#
1. There are three fans living in a building, Lao Zhang, Lao Wang and Lao Li.
These three people just got together when they had nothing to do, talked about the game, talked about goals, and had a lot of fun.
Recently, watching the various football tournaments at home and abroad gradually reach a climax, the two people have become more excited, and they have chased the ball game every night.
This evening, a very important ball game was about to begin. Lao Zhang sat in front of the TV and had endured ten minutes of advertising, just at this time, his wife came over and said, "There is a new palace fight drama on the air today, I want to watch." You don't want to go to the old Wang's house next door to watch the ball, it is more interesting for two people to watch together. ”
Lao Zhang was very helpless, had to go to lao wang, the two just watched the ball for a while, lao wang's wife came back from outside, once he entered the house, he didn't say that he picked up the remote control and adjusted the stage, she also watched the palace fight drama, and said breathlessly: "You guys, you guys, there is nothing to watch a group of people grab that ball, what does it mean?" Go, find a place to watch the ball by yourself. ”
Lao Wang was made very faceless, but he did not dare to return his mouth, and dragged Lao Zhang out of the house. At this time, Lao Wang remembered that The wife of Old Li upstairs was the head nurse of the county hospital, and she was on duty at the hospital every Saturday, and today was exactly Saturday.
Therefore, Lao Zhang and Lao Wang rushed upstairs together to find Lao Li. I opened the door and found that Old Li was really at home alone, and the sound of the TV was still quite loud. Lao Zhang and Lao Wang were surprised to find that Lao Li was not watching a ball game, but was watching a palace fight drama alone!
Both of them laughed angrily and said in unison, "Hey, old Li, you're a fan, a big old man is still watching this at home?"
Old Li said without anger: "Don't mention it, my wife is afraid of missing the plot, let me watch it at home first, and listen to me tell her after work!"
2. Seven or eight women were cooling off under the shade of the trees at the head of the village, doing needlework in their hands, nagging about the news and old things in the village, talking and laughing. They all say 'three women in one play', and these seven or eight women get together, not to mention how lively it is.
The village's famous fast-talking mother-in-law, Ah Xiang, is clever and clever, and can speak the Tao. She washed her clothes from the river and came home, and before she could get close to the place, she heard Allie shouting at her: "Sister Quick,Come, come, come, everyone is waiting for you to tell jokes and be happy." ”
Ah Xiang walked unhurriedly and quietly to the shade of the tree, put down a basket of clothes in his hand, pulled up the hem of the clothes, wiped his wet hands, and said solemnly: "Do you want to hear me tell jokes again?" Well, when I get home and dry my clothes, get my needle and thread, and I'll come right over. ”
As soon as Ali heard that there was such a good thing, she hurriedly lifted a bucket of dirty clothes and walked toward the river, and turned back to greet the fast-talking mother-in-law: "Sister Ah Xiang, wait until I finish washing my clothes before I start talking." ”
As he walked home, this Ah Xiang was thinking about what jokes to tell and amuse everyone. Her mind lit up, she thought about it, went straight to Ali's house, and shouted loudly in a fierce voice: "Hua Cub, it's not good, your mother-in-law is washing clothes by the river, and she fell into the river without paying attention, and several people fished for a long time before they fished her up, drank a lot of water, they have passed out, they are lying by the river, you first take the bed blanket to send me over, you call two male laborers to come over, and immediately carry her to the commune health center." ”
Ah Xiang took the blanket and ran toward the river. When they passed by here, the women were confused and couldn't understand it, so they asked her, "Ah Xiang, what are you doing here?" Panicked, so scary look. ”
"I'm sorry, I don't have time to talk to you now, I'll come back later."
She ran to the river, and as soon as she saw Ari, she shouted: "Ari, it's not good, your house is on fire, I just helped you grab a blanket out, you hurry back to fight the fire!"
Ah Li looked surprised, did not say a word, dropped her clothes and ran home with Ah Xiang, just ran to the bottom of the tree, only to see Hua Cub running over breathlessly. Ari and Hua Cub looked at me, and I looked at you, looking up and down at each other, terrified, looking at each other, almost at the same time pointing at each other anxiously and asking, "Didn't you fall into the river?"
"What's wrong with the fire in the house?"
Before they could finish speaking, the two of them hugged each other desperately. The women asked them strangely, "Oh, hey, which play did you two play?" What's the big deal?"
Ah Xiang wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh, but still said quietly: "Ali, didn't you just say that you wanted to listen to me tell jokes?" No, I have both heard and watched this joke, and you guys say, it's too much fun but not addictive. ”
Everyone woke up like a dream, laughed loudly, and laughed so much that some women squatted on the ground holding their stomachs, and some women couldn't even catch their breath, and intermittently said: "Oh-yo, this-this-this-too-too-so funny!"
