I didn't consult with my family and secretly bought a house of 2.8 million. The monthly mortgage is more than 8,000, and finally it is overdue, call my dad's place. When I got home, I saw my dad

I didn't consult with my family and secretly bought a house of 2.8 million. The monthly mortgage is more than 8,000, and finally it is overdue, call my dad's place. When I got home, I saw my dad walk into the bedroom on the second floor without a word. Then there was a cacophony of noise from the room, accompanied by the sound of falling things. A few minutes later Dad came out with a dusty box. Dad said: "You took the gold bars inside to sell, the extra money to buy a car to drive, your father and I drive a Land Rover every day, you drive a broken volkswagen, the family is not without money, you still mortgage to buy a house?" ay! I wanted to be on my own.

2. Yesterday my mother knew that I was divorced from my daughter-in-law, and I was angry, walking from the living room to the bedroom, from the bedroom to the kitchen and not talking, I thought the devil was scared. Dad weakly asked Mom: Dad, I know you're wrong? Dad turned his head and looked at me: I was looking for anything in the house that could not be broken or broken. The little niece next to her came over with a feather duster and said: Grandma, beat uncle, uncle meat is thick skinny, can not be beaten!

3. When I was in the fifth grade, I started playing games, and it was always my brother who took me to play. One day I asked my brother: Brother, why are you so rich? My brother said, "Let me tell you a story." When it was still the Level 60 version, I noticed that the dazzling crystals at auction sold for 500 gold, while the Shop at the West Coast Roadside Stalls sold for 750 gold. So I auctioned the goods every day and took them to the West Coast to sell. -Earned more than 30 million yuan in a month. I said with a big realization: Oh, I seem to understand! My brother said: You know a fart! Then a friend of mine abandoned the pit and he gave me millions of challenge books.

4. At the end of the month, I accompanied a roommate to a nearby bank to collect living expenses, and happened to meet a cash truck at the door. To cooperate with them, we waited at the door for half a day. I was a little bored, so I asked my roommate: Is it freezing your hands? The roommate sighed and replied with a trembling voice: Frozen hands. I heard the clicking sound, and the four muzzles next to me pointed at the two of us at the same time...

5. When I was in elementary school, I studied mathematics. It turned out that a number multiplied by 0.2 was the same as the result of dividing by 5. Counting several times in a row, I found that it was like this, and I was in a cold sweat in an instant. Oh, my God! This great law was discovered by me. Want to talk to the teacher? No way! What should I do if I am occupied by my teacher? I can't say it clearly, after all, I'm just a child... Now every time I think about it, I can't help but laugh.

6. I was watching a good movie in my dorm room last night! My roommate Ran into the dormitory and said: Big brother, you still have the heart to watch a movie, your girlfriend and others ran away! Check it out! I was furious when I heard it, and I felt that I couldn't tolerate such a thing happening to me! Then I picked up the watermelon knife and rushed out, trying to get the dog man and woman. Only to see her girlfriend and her girlfriend running on the playground...

7. The mother tortoise and the turtle wife from the next village discussed letting the children meet each other so that they could go on a blind date. So the turtle mother said to the little turtle: Child, you are not small, tomorrow I will take you to the café for a blind date. The little turtle said disapprovingly: "But Mother, I am only 100 years old, according to the rules of our turtle family, I can't get married until I am 500 years old!" The mother turtle said: Child, when we get there, you will be old enough.

8. Dad rests to watch his children and watch TV with his son. The son stood in front of the TV and ate Oreo when he saw an advertisement on the TV. The son suddenly said to his father, "I finally know why eating Oreo will lick it first!" Dad was very puzzled when he heard this, and asked with a smile: "Why?" The son laughed at Mimi and said, "Because then no one will rob you!" ”

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