Today, when I was washing dishes, I remembered the scene of the "evil dog pounced on food", and in retrospect, I still couldn't help but be funny. This is probably the growing scandal, 😂 ... Want to write and don't want to write, record

Today, when I was washing dishes, I remembered the scene of the "evil dog pounced on food", and in retrospect, I still couldn't help but be funny. This is probably the growing scandal, 😂 ... I want to write and I don't want to write, record, just to add to my own laughter, I also want to apologize to the owner of the food, and there is also relief about the past, for various reasons. Of course the focus is on documenting growth.

The first time, the first day of the 2009 college entrance examination, the first time to find Zhang to play, the result of the Internet to 23 o'clock, was dragged to eat pig's foot hot pot, or spicy, the result was spicy tears and snot fell together. After eating and squeezing with him in Changsha that Peking University Blue Bird's dormitory. The ugly state is still fresh in my mind.

The second time, 10 years to engage in cx in Yichun to eat Chinese New Year's Eve rice, a basin back to the pot meat, the large basin so big pot full of rice, it seems to be seven people, hard to eat the meal, drank a beer, ate a lot, unfortunately a few Shanxi colleagues also said that they did not eat enough 😂. If the first appearance is "Liu Grandma entered the Grand View Garden", then this second time is the liberation of man as an animal beast, and it is most appropriate to describe it as "hoarse grin" and "hysteria".

The third time, around the National Day of 12 years, in Wujiang Haidilao, Shaanxi Li Haichun's birthday, no one else went, I was cheeky, in front of his family drank three bottles of snowflakes, and then I don't know how many cups ... Haidilao is hot inside, and the amount of wine is also hot in a bottle, and it is also a constant nose 😒. It is also in front of the colleague's family that I have exhausted foreign appearances, and today I should really apologize to the birthday star, but unfortunately, the contact is also broken now. This is also the only thing that Wu Jiang still remembers in the past three years.

The fourth time, 14 years Changsha Yanhang community back to the mother's home, Jiang colleague old cousin Hunan cable a certain boss to do the east, is also a meal of Hu eating sea drink, the heart knows that the boss is an eagle I am a worm, it will ignore the image, a meal down the face red ears red image is nothing, this time is two bottles of wine. 😭

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It was 27 years ago, and now that I think about it, I am probably the only one in the whole world who was so humble at the age of 27. Now that I think about it, it's really pathetic, ridiculous, pity, and utterly pitiful 😄.

At the age of 28, I began to think about things and began to look back on my past lives.

Unfortunately, I haven't thought it through yet, just think about the ,............ that used to be very funny.