1. The boss lady is at home and the lover has a private meeting, unfortunately the boss is returning, she hides the lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss started doing the right thing with his wife

1. The boss lady is at home with the lover for a private meeting, but the boss is returning, and she hides the lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating them, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock-opening experts and guard against the "thieves" from unlocking

2. When taking the bus, there was an electric car crossing the road in front of me, a sharp brake, and I involuntarily pressed my hand on the body of a fat girl on the other side. Hurriedly withdrew his hand, and apologized in a red-faced voice, thinking that this was over, and he would have to eat a slap. I didn't expect the fat girl to just glance at me. Hate said: Count your boy lucky, if this is left in ancient times, I must force you to marry the old woman! The whole car laughed!

3. On weekends, I have nothing to do at home, and I practice yoga on the balcony with a yoga blanket. Suddenly, I heard the downstairs neighbor's eldest sister yelling on her balcony: Three meals a day are cooked by me, what do you do all day long! I saw my husband running out of the room in a panic and asking me blankly: What are you arguing about? Did I cook today? I pointed my finger downstairs, indicating that it wasn't me. The husband came to the sentence: How can the words of women quarreling be exactly the same??

4. My little nephew in the sixth grade actually had qq, so I added him. Today I suddenly found that my little nephew changed the QQ signature: every day I get up, in addition to the alarm clock, there are dreams and sunshine! I was suddenly overwhelmed and suddenly ashamed of my wasted time. Later I went to observe an English class in their class, until the teacher asked a question by name, and I looked at the two beautiful little beauty classmates next to him who fell into contemplation, one called Sun, the other called dream!?

5. I gave my brother two soft Chinese, and my brother immediately gave up his girlfriend to me. I left work early last night, so I took my girlfriend home for dinner. After eating late, I let my girlfriend live in my house, and my mother took a new quilt for her. When I called her up the window the next day, I found that her face was red, red to her neck, and she was fine, and then I looked at her hands red. I asked her if she felt uncomfortable, and she shook her head. I thought about it for a long time, but I finally found the reason, and it turned out that the new quilt had faded...

6. Recently, my mom lost her phone while shopping at the farmers' market! My dad spelled out a mobile phone on a certain night, and after the arrival of the goods, my mother was a bit abandoned. This morning, my father asked in front of my mother, "Girl, can you tell me about the mobile phone I bought?" "Because I really can't dismantle his station, so I can only hypocritically say: "Well, the key is that this screen is big, and the most important thing is that the appearance is still high..." My father nodded, stuffed the phone into me, and said: "This is what I bought for 599, since you like it, I will sell it to you now..."

7. The brother was dumped by his soon-to-be girlfriend, who said he was a good man. Seeing that he was sullen and unhappy, he invited him to eat the bridge rice noodles and enlightened him: "That woman is estimated to be just treating you as a spare tire, don't be sad, it is not worth it for this kind of woman." The brother indignantly said, "Fuck it, Lao Tzu is not sad, and Lao Tzu is not only giving her a spare tire!" burst. The Gomi line is squirting out of the nostrils~"

8. Since his retirement, the old man has gone to the lottery shop almost every day for three years, and finally won 75,000 yuan after buying a big lottery, but as a strict wife, he has all handed it over to his mother-in-law. After the mother-in-law got the money, she was very happy and took the old man to Quanjude to eat roast duck. After eating, the mother-in-law shouted: "Waiter, pay the bill!" The waitress came over to the old man and said: "Hello sir, a total of 1868 yuan, WeChat or Alipay?" The old man smiled and said, "Little girl, you are not married at first glance, have you not heard that the money of married men is in the wife's place!" The waitress looked puzzled: "No, the last time you brought a beautiful woman to dinner, it was you who checked out the bill!" ”

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