Happy paragraph: 1, recently often traveled, when traveling, the ID card was dropped, I asked my girlfriend to copy a copy of the oversculpted, and then I brought a copy on the body. As a result my girlfriend went to give me the whole

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　　1, recently often traveled, when traveling, the ID card was dropped, I asked my girlfriend to copy a copy of the oversculpted, and then I brought a copy on the body. As a result, my girlfriend went to give me a copy of the whole A4 paper and oversized it... I now go out every day with an A4-sized copy of my ID card... Take it out with a special domineering...

　　2, Xiaoming said to his mother: "Let me tell you a joke, once upon a time there was a fool who liked to say no, others asked him anything he said no, have you heard this joke?" Mom said, "Do you still have living expenses this month?" "Bob...

　　3, today the boss held a meeting and said: Our unit employees must be united, we are like a keyboard, all people are like keys, a turnip a pit, are indispensable. I said provocatively: What is the boss's button? The boss said: You are like F7, occupying a place, until now I don't know what you can do!

　　4, an idiot carrying a basket on the road, the basket contains 12 eggs. Suddenly, the idiot bumps into a man named Han. The fool thought he was smarter than the fool, so he blocked the way and said, "Test your intelligence, as long as you guess what is in my basket, I will give you six eggs, if you can guess how many eggs are in it, I will give you all 12 eggs." Laugh triumphantly. Huan Huan looked at the idiot with disdain and taunted: "Isn't this embarrassing, can you give a few more hints?" ”

　　5, back home at night, the wife has slept, and there is a plate of red crabs on the dining table. My heart instantly warmed, I took it to the steamer and heated it for ten minutes, and then carefully brought it back to the table. Then I found out that it was she who had finished eating the shells that had been put together.

　　6, at the New Year, Grandpa teased the little granddaughter and said: "Well, give Grandpa a head, Grandpa give you a big red envelope." She prostrated her head obediently, took the red packet, and then said to Grandpa shaking the red packet: "Grandpa, you give me a kowtow, I will give you a big red packet!" ”

　　7, just now my girlfriend asked me for money to buy lipstick, I said sternly: "Last time you bought clothes for two thousand, then you asked for a thousand for hair, and yesterday I asked for five hundred for a party with friends." If you want this every day, who can bear it? Seeing her pout her mouth in resignation, I added, "Can't you order more than once!" Let's both worry! ”

　　8, when I was a child, I once lay on the bed to eat crisp noodles, and the next day I felt a hard thing in the bed, thinking that it was the crisp noodle residue that fell yesterday, in the spirit of cherishing the grain, I put it directly in my mouth, and put it in to know that it was the nails of the foot that I cut yesterday.

　　9, a trip that says to go, behind it is bound to hide a sum of money that you want to take.

　　10, women: when I was a child, I was called Wenjing, a little older was called childlike, a little older was called cute, a little older was called a lady, a little older was called Bai Fumei, a little older was called Royal Sister, a little older was called kind, and a little older was called kindness. Man: When I was a child, I was called naughty, a little older was called a mischief, a little older was a bear child, a little older was called a bad teenager, a little older was called obscene, a little older was called obscene uncle, and a little older was called old and undead.

　　11. A: Which do you think is more important, money or parents? Second goods: Parents, of course. A: Why? Second goods: Because you have money, you may not be able to buy your parents, but you can always get money from your parents, and you don't have to pay it back!

　　12, today five or six sneezes in a row, a little strange, who is thinking about me? I don't have a girlfriend, is it the girl who has a crush on me who is thinking of me? Who is that? So I went through all the girls I knew in my mind, denying them one by one, and finally came to a conclusion: I had a cold.

　　13, Grandpa took his grandson to go fishing. However, after fishing for half a day, I didn't catch a single one. When he was about to go home, his grandson asked, "Grandpa, why did you always come home with a full load every time you went fishing, but today you found nothing?" Grandpa said while collecting the fishing rod: "Could it be that the fish in this water also know that your grandfather has retreated to the second line?" ”

　　14, Dad: After a day of playing, are you hungry? Daughter: Sort of. Dad: Your mom will be back soon to cook.

　　15, for the dishonest boyfriend, do not hesitate to drop his ex, just like my ex, obviously an atheist, have to call me a goddess, can not stand!

　　16. Why should I touch it when I drink alcohol? In ancient times, it was popular to poison in wine, so it began to be popular to touch the cup, take the wine glass and touch it hard, the hops will splash into other people's cups, and if you want to die, you will die together, small samples... No wonder the English name of the cup is: cut to death..., the country is also called: come, go one... I don't know which one to go...

　　17, one noon in the summer, I saw a beautiful woman waving at me, and my heart was ecstatic. Walk up to her and ask: Is there anything you need help with? She said in surprise: Nothing! I don't seem to recognize you! I felt like I was being played and said angrily: Why are you waving at me? She smiled and said: It's too hot, I use my slap to fan myself, can't I?

　　18. Someone asked Xiao Li: Who is the most sloppy in the world? Xiao Li replied without hesitation: Little sister. : Why? : Because I grew up never saw my little sister take a bath...

　　19, there is a young man, especially miserly money, look at many girls have not succeeded, parents are very anxious. On this day, he asked the matchmaker to lead him to a girl's house for a blind date. After looking at each other, the young man did not express his position, and the matchmaker asked: "How, is there no picture?" The young man said, "It's just that the mouth is too big and the lips are too thick." The matchmaker said, "Is there anything wrong with that?" "Of course, it's a waste of lipstick to put on makeup."

　　20" Mom, how did I grow up?" LeLe looked at the pictures of himself as a child and asked curiously. As soon as my mother listened, the opportunity for education came, and she said, You are your mother who fed a handful of and a handful of urine. Lele cried when he heard it: "How can you give me this!" Uh-huh"