1. In the research institute, a certain department wanted to buy a refrigerator to store test samples, and he gave a report to his superiors, and the results were not approved. Yang Gong, an old employee of Corey, saw it and suggested to the section chief: "You put'

1. In the research institute, a certain department wanted to buy a refrigerator to store test samples, and he gave a report to his superiors, and the results were not approved. Yang Gong, an old employee of Corey, saw it and suggested to the section chief: "You replace the 'refrigerator' with the 'artificial intelligence thermostat'." The section chief complied, and within a few days, the report was approved: "Agreed."

2, Billy walked into a tavern, just sat down, suddenly saw a thunderous young man tied to the pillar, he asked the boss: "Hey, what's going on?" "He was drunk and making trouble." The owner answered.

Billy raised his glass and thought about it, felt reasonable, and said, "Boss, please prepare another rope." ”

3. A young man came home in the middle of the night and wanted to cut a short road, but he did not expect to fall into a newly dug grave. After a while, a drunk man staggered into the cemetery and heard someone crying out from under the grave, "I'm freezing here." ”

Drunkard: "I said!" You kicked the dirt that covered your body away, can you not freeze? ”

4, a taxi driver is driving on a remote road late at night, suddenly a woman stopped the car, the driver found that this woman's face is white, the clothes are white, after getting on the car, the woman said in a thin voice: Ziyun Villa, the second funeral home. The driver felt that the back was gloomy, fortunately there was nothing wrong all the way, after arriving at the destination, the woman opened the car door, the driver looked back, the woman suddenly disappeared, the driver was frightened, was about to drive away, suddenly a hand on the window of the car held out the window, and someone spoke: Driver, please don't park the car next time next time next time is not good, annoyed.