John: I beg you something, can you keep it a secret for me?
David: Absolutely.
John: I'm a little tight on hand, can you lend me some money?
David: Don't worry, I just didn't hear it!
[Than heart] [Surprise] [Than heart]
Little Jim bravely walked over the thin layer of ice, rescued his friend, and became the central figure envied by his classmates.
You risked your life to save your friend! Everyone said with admiration.
No way, little Jim said, he was wearing my new skates!
The friend asked old Tom: Why aren't you married yet?
Old Tom replied: A slap can't make a sound, what is the use of me alone?
Later old Tom got married. My friend asked him again what it tasted like. His neighbor preemptively replied: Every day he hears a slap.
A: Friend, do you know that the most benevolent person in the world is Ketterchen?
B: How do you know?
A: Because he married my wife.
Robbie and Brown are well-known fraud experts who specialize in fraud.
One day, Robbie said to Brown in frustration: I think we can't go to heaven for this kind of behavior.
No, I must go. Brown said without hesitation.
oh! Do you have a way? How to get there?
That is not simple, when we reach the door of heaven, we push the door open a slit, look inside and close the door, then push the door open, look inside, close again, and repeat it dozens of times, and the angel who guards the door will be bored and say: Do you want to come in? Then we can take this opportunity to go in.
A Pole was envious when he saw his friend wearing a pair of crocodile shoes. Upon questioning, the price was very expensive, and he decided to hunt a crocodile himself. He found a swamp, jumped into the water to fight with a crocodile for a long time, and dragged the crocodile ashore with great difficulty, but sighed and said: After wasting so much time, this crocodile did not wear shoes.
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