1, beads of sweat fell from her face one by one, I was heartbroken, deliberately shouted: "You come down, this kind of hard work is not a woman's business..." She said hoarsely: "Bete."

1, beads of sweat fell from her face one by one, I was heartbroken, deliberately shouted: "You come down, this kind of hard work is not a woman's business..." She said in a hoarse voice: "Don't be particularly persuaded, the old woman promised to share happiness and suffering with you and never regret it..." At this moment, although I was very moved, I was not happy at all. Male and female is a traditional posture for thousands of years, but you have to toss on it...

2, it was hard to stay up until the weekend, I wanted to sleep lazily. Early in the morning my wife told me to get up and cook, I definitely didn't do it, I said don't eat, who eats who does. The wife said that you go to the bathroom and come back to sleep, so as not to let her continue to annoy me, I went. It was only 30 seconds, and when I came back, my wife folded my quilt...

3, it was hard to give the unit a holiday, and then full of joy called dad and said: "Dad, qingming festival has a holiday, you can go back to the grave to worship." Dad: "You are such a big person, you can't even find a wife, where do you still have the face to worship your ancestors?" "Me

4, for many years have not returned to their hometown, yesterday back to their hometown a trip, well! That is, blind dates. My second aunt introduced me. As soon as I entered the village, when I was about to reach the door of my second aunt's house, a middle-aged woman recognized me: Hey, isn't this the little fart child who fell back into the pit and almost drowned? Have they grown so big? Coming back for a blind date, right? Your second aunt introduced you to a beautiful daughter-in-law, and the family came early in the morning. hear out. In an instant, it was a turn, and it was still hairy. I just want to say, "You're so loud that you can hear it from afar, and the girl is lying on the edge of the window on the second floor looking at it." I'm afraid that others won't know that I've eaten Xiang. ”

5, curiosity is very strong! Passing by the supermarket, a group of people gathered there, out of curiosity I squeezed over to see what was going on, it turned out to be a thief. I was about to turn around to leave when the leader on the side looked at me and said to his colleague: Take him with you, maybe it's an accomplice.

6, drink too much in a friend's house, her home is a little cold, just put a hot water bottle in my bed ~ sleep until midnight feel that the nest is not quite right, turn on the light to see, Ma Ya! The hot water bottle did not know what time was missing, just when I was overwhelmed, my friend heard a voice coming into the room, saw this scene, silently took out a quilt for me, I wanted to explain, she did not let me speak. He patted me on the shoulder before leaving: Next time don't drink...

7, and 9-year-old daughter to go to the supermarket! Looked at the Seven Degrees Space Girl series aunt towel. Daughter: You want to buy a girly series? You can see it clearly! Is this the Girl Series? Me: What happened to the Teenage series? Can't I use it? My daughter looked at my increasingly gloomy face! Spit it out slowly: Is this what you use? You're a beautiful girl! Should use the Pretty Girl series. I was stunned! This year! Men's broken mouths can't be believed! The little girl's clever mouth could not be believed.

8, and cousin to the cinema to see the movie cousin brought the slingshot he bought, bought a pack of popcorn, asked the reason, he said you will know later. The movie just started, the front row did not know who the bear child stood up, blocked me and my cousin, only to see the cousin calmly pick up the popcorn rack on the slingshot, aim at the child is a moment.

9, and my son was playing, he accidentally bumped his head, I hurriedly picked up and rubbed and coaxed, coaxed the boss to cry for a while, and finally cried impatiently and said: "If you cry again, you will be sold!" He cried and shouted, "It's better to sell, I don't want a stupid mother like you, I bumped into the ground and it was obviously the other side!"

10, and son to climb the mountain, walked to the middle of the mountain and got lost, the mobile phone is out of power, but it is broken. Then the son said: Dad, I know what to do. Only to see him turn around three times in place and recite the words in his mouth, stomp his feet, and shout: Land. Seeing this can make me angry, I said: What do you shout, how can I be so smart as a man with such a chun son of yours, we are in the mountains, how can you shout the land, to call the mountain god.

11, and fa small training car, small temper is not good, hot coach talk is not good, fat small by the coach said annoyed, shouting to beat the coach, the coach also has a temper, roll up the sleeves and say that the teaching for 20 years of car, on a student and he has moved his hands, counting the hair small is the second! Later, when the two men entered the police station and found that his father went to pick up people, the coach found that the first person to do it was his father!

12, and the girl who just finished the blind date after eating and shopping together, ready to buy her some food to go to the supermarket together, the result turned around, I suddenly found that I did not know which is the blind date girl, it feels as if it is all, it seems that it is not...

13, and the girlfriend went to the street, and then to the tree, suddenly felt something fell on my head, I asked the girlfriend, the girlfriend said that it was a bird shi. Birds x! I said get rid of it for me. My girlfriend slapped me twice on the head and said, "Okay, I'll hide it for you...

14, and girlfriends in the supermarket met her favorite grass in college, the grass asked the girlfriend with concern: Are you still single? The girlfriend nodded shyly, and her eyes lit up: Fate! Tie Cao pulled the girlfriend to say a lot, and the girlfriend's excited heart was about to jump out. At this time, the grass turned sharply: my girlfriend's health is not good, the monk saw that he had to find a single woman to worship a dry lady, I was worried that I could not find the older leftover woman, I did not expect to meet you!

15, went to Beijing for seven days on a business trip with the manager, and finally went home. Sitting on the couch at night completely without moving, sitting and watching TV. My husband was very puzzled when he saw me and asked me if I was tired. I looked at my husband and sighed: From the moment I came back and entered the door, you hugged the bag, the hot kiss, the balloon candle, the red wine, the sumptuous dinner, it seemed that everything was going well, but you only missed one thing... My husband listened and looked at me with a surprised face. I said calmly: I came back early and didn't tell anyone.