A laugh to solve a thousand sorrows of the joke story five, each incisive has connotations, come and laugh
1. Couplets
Once upon a time, there was a gentleman who was tyrannical and unstable.
One spring festival, in order to show off, he posted such a couplet on his gate: father jinshi, son jinshi, father and son are jinshi; mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, mother-in-law are all wife.
Coincidentally, there was a poor talent in the town, passing by the door of Jinshi's house and saw this couplet.
He first showed a look of contempt, and then he showed a proud smile.
At night, when he saw no one around, he quietly changed some strokes on the couplet.
Early the next morning, the door of the jinshi was crowded with a large number of people watching the liveliness, they talked and laughed, talked a lot, and everyone praised: Change well! Well changed!
The noise outside the door alarmed the old master, who hurriedly opened the door, and as soon as he looked, he immediately fainted on the steps in front of the door. Originally, the couplet in front of the entrance to the door had been changed by Xiucai to be like this: the father entered the soil, the son entered the soil, and the father and son both entered the soil; the mother-in-law lost her husband, the daughter-in-law lost her husband, and the mother-in-law lost her husband.
2. Blind date
There was a man who, in his old age, was not yet married.
The reason is that this man, when on a blind date, must look at the appearance of his mother-in-law.
Every time he went on a blind date, the man looked at the girl who was going to become his wife, and his face was also beautiful, but when he looked at his mother-in-law, his heart was cold.
Because the mother-in-law's today is the wife's tomorrow, it turns out that my wife is going to become like this! Wrinkled face, hunched over, not cute at all.
So I blew it right away.
And so on, again and again.
So he never got married.
A few of the man's ardent friends were determined to give him a family affair.
Everyone thought of an idea: find a pair of twins.
After some directing, they told the sisters that when a man was on a blind date, the sister of the object should pretend to be the sister's mother.
On the day of the meeting, after the friends introduced them to each other, the sister said to the sister: Mom! I think this little guy is good! Let's talk.
Mom is gone. When this man saw that his mother-in-law looked like a girl, he thought: Twenty years later, my wife is still so beautiful, very good! Superb! Immediately agreed.
Who knew that this sister took a few steps, turned back to ask a few words, she actually forgot the role she played, said: "Sister, you can be careful, don't be fooled by him." ”
The man listened: "Oh! Turns out you two are sisters! ”
Blow blow blow! Go back.
3. Fools learn to talk
There was a fool whose father, in order to make him grow up the mountain, asked him to go up the mountain to find him and record what he saw.
When the fool went to the mountain, he saw a pool of water, and he recorded it: there was a big water on the mountain.
Then he saw a dog with its tongue outstretched, and recorded it again: the evil dog stuck out its tongue.
After a while, he saw an old cow and a calf eating grass, and he recorded again: The big cow bullied the calf.
Finally, he saw a pig passing by two cows, and he recorded that the sow had come to persuade him to fight.
When the fool came home, his father asked him what he had seen.
The fool said: There is a lot of water on the mountain.
The father listened and stuck out his tongue in fright.
The fool went on: The evil dog sticks out its tongue.
When my father heard this, he was very angry and wanted to beat him.
The fool said, "The big cow deceives the little cow."
When his father heard this, he became even more angry, so he beat him up, at this time, the foolish child's mother saw it and advised: Don't fight! Don't fight!
The fool finally said: The sow came to persuade the fight.
4. Undress
There was a widow who lived with his uncle and had been at peace all the time.
But that night, the widow could not hold back any longer.
So she rushed to the uncle's room and said loudly to the uncle: Now I order you to take off my clothes.
The uncle shook his head, but still obediently did it.
Then she said, "Now I order you to take off my pants."
The uncle did the same. The widow now had only her underwear left, but she said to her uncle, "Now I order you to take off all my underwear."
The uncle was stunned!! But she did as she said.
By this time the widow was naked!! So she said to the uncle: Now please see clearly, our body structure is completely different, please don't wear my underwear anymore!
5. Also eat noodles
Two young men said they were bold.
A said to B: "You said that you were bold, tonight you went to a broken house at a certain construction site, there is a hanging ghost, do you dare to go to see?" ”
B said, "Of course I dare to go." To prove you've seen it, you're going to put a noodle in the mouth of a dead person. ”
B said, "Okay, it's simple. ”
In the evening, B took a bowl of noodles and walked to a construction site.
Seeing a black and broken house with a man really hanging there, he was also a little scared.
But he had to hang a noodle on his mouth, and when he was about to leave, he looked back and saw that the noodles were gone.
He saw that there were no noodles on the ground, so he had to hang a noodle again.
When he took a few steps and looked back, the noodles were gone, he wanted to be afraid not to hang up, and he was afraid that A would laugh at his timidity.
He went to hang one again, and when he was hung up, he was going to go.
He turned back sharply, only to see the noodle suck into the stomach of the dead man.
He was so scared that he hurried away.
Just listen to the dead man say, "I'm going to eat noodles." ”
B is afraid to fly his feet and run...
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