1. The daughter-in-law wants to fool her husband and leaves a note: I have had enough with you! I'm leaving! Then hide under the bed to observe the husband's reaction. The husband came home and saw the note, sang and danced, changed his clothes, and called: Baby, the ladies are finally gone, and it is really blind to marry her, you wait for me, I will go to see you immediately! Boom! Close the door and go! The wife did not expect this to be the case, grief-stricken, crawled out from under the bed, ready to pack up and leave home, watching her husband write under his own note: You idiot, I have seen your feet, I went out to buy you old brown sugar!
2, woman: if you want to marry me, you must first give my family 200,000! Man: Well, I still have 200,000 in the card, I was going to buy you cosmetics bags and clothes after marriage, forget it, then give it to your family first! Woman's eyes lit up: Wait... Let's elope! man:.......
3. In kindergarten, the little boy gave a little girl a mouthful of lollipops. The little girl picked up the lollipop and asked: What if I eat it and get pregnant? The little boy said domineeringly, after being born, the three of us went to kindergarten together!!! That's the most responsible word I've ever heard!!! Responsible, this is the grandfather!!!
4. The little girlfriend is a car model, very beautiful, and the two met at the auto show. Last night at Quanjude for a drink, I asked her how she had chased her girlfriend. He replied to me: "There is no special skill in this kind of thing, when I brushed the circle of friends, I saw that she wanted to eat the sundae, but there was no KFC around, I immediately bought it and sent it to her." I said, "I see, the point is to do what it likes?" Fa Xiao shook his head: "Of course not, it's all up to my Ferrari to drive fast, you take the bus to sundae early." ”
5. I just graduated from work for an Internet company, and on the third day of my arrival, I fell in love with the female president of the company. As a result, yesterday the president drove her Mercedes Big Gicon to take me out to play. I sat in the co-pilot's seat and thought about tonight... When the car was driving slowly through a rough road, passers-by suddenly shouted to her: Beauty, your spare tire is about to be turned upside down, so fix it well. The goddess stopped, stopped me who was about to get out of the car, smiled and said: Don't move, or I will come, she helped me fasten my seat belt, and the car started again.
6. The wife is a shopaholic, the wardrobe with many clothes can't be stuffed, or always say that there are no clothes to wear. Complain to your husband during meals. Wife: Husband, the last time I looked at that brand of clothes out of the new model, I have not bought clothes recently, a week to buy so many sets, are not enough to wear, people say that people rely on clothing, I wear a good look, you take out also have face ah... Husband: Say the point. Wife: 6000.
7. There are especially many patients in the hospital early in the morning. In the queue to register, there was a long queue, and as a result, a grandfather ran to the doctor and said: Show me first! I burst out in an instant: What I hate most is people like you, cutting in line, the atmosphere is damaged by people like you, why don't you tell Yama to take you away first? Line up behind me! The old man fled with his tail between his legs in an instant.
8. Yesterday my girlfriend was late from work, and when she came home to take a break, the doorbell rang. The girlfriend opened the door to see that it was the new little brother next door, just wanted to say something, just heard the little brother ask: Can you accompany me out for a walk? The girlfriend thought about it and said that you should wait a little longer. Immediately closed the door to get dressed up, came out and asked the little brother: Where do you want to take me? The little brother said: There is no one in the family, I want to go and get money, you give me a courage!
9. The house was demolished, and I got the compensation and bought a diamond ring of 6.88 million yuan for the goddess.
The goddess was so happy that she finally agreed to be my girlfriend.
To celebrate the takeover, I asked a few brothers out for a drink.
At this time, a brother said: "Xiao Liu, do you think that is your girlfriend?" ”
I turned to see my girlfriend holding an old man in his 60s.
As soon as the wine came up, I rushed up and kicked the old man hard.
At this time, the girlfriend ran up and shouted, "Dad, are you okay?"
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