1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, a thief who looked beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?
2. On the weekend, I watched the TV series "Female Shizi" at home, and it was very warm to see the male protagonist holding the female protagonist from behind, so I also wanted to experience this feeling. I thought of a way to deliberately argue with my girlfriend, who was angry and left. I chased her from behind and hugged her, letting her struggle and not letting go. Then she would surely forgive me and then turn around and kiss me. While fantasizing, two security guards pushed me down!?
3. A Chinese man suddenly had diarrhea while in England, and he rushed into the public toilet. Finally settled, he triumphantly hummed the song and walked out, only to find a large crowd looking at him in amazement. At this time, he found that he had entered the women's toilet in a panic. "What to do, ugly, can't shame Chinese," he reacted quickly, immediately pretended to be an obscene smile, bowed at a 90 degree degree, shouted "Sa yunara" and then left with a big swing.
4. During the May Day holiday, the family went on a trip, and my husband drove me and my mother-in-law and two sons. My mother-in-law sat in the front, and the two little ones kept fighting, and I sat in the middle of the back row. When my husband stopped downstairs, I watched my mother-in-law, husband, and two sons open the door, get out of the car, close the door, lock the car, and go upstairs. The whole process was just one go, and I was dumbfounded. Well now, I'm locked in the car brooding...
5. When your son is still young, let his wife teach him to know about various trees. Take him to the botanical garden, and his wife said: This is an apricot tree, which will bear apricots. That's a peach tree that will bear peaches... The son suddenly realized: Oh, what tree bears fruit! After a while, he said excitedly: In a moment, you will find me a mother tree and let it bear a lot of mothers, so that there will be a lot of mothers to make food for me!?
6. My brother is a completely lazy cancer patient, and when my brother married my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law had a big belly. I asked my brother privately: My sister-in-law looks like she is about to give birth, how can I delay getting married at this time, so inconvenient? The brother smiled and said quite deeply: You don't understand, at this time, get married, in a few days she will be born, honeymoon will let her confinement, I don't have to accompany her around, how good. I was stunned when I heard it: This is okay!?
7. After the college entrance examination, the whole class boiled over and was finally liberated. We met to go to dinner and watch a movie. But when the car came out this day, we all knew that the squad leader's family discipline was very strict, and it was rare to let a girl out. Finally, the class summed up and asked me to call her mother, and I was silently saying something to say in my heart: "Hello auntie." xxx at home. Can I ask her to come out and play? Unexpectedly, after the phone was connected, it was her classmate and her father who answered it, and as a result, I clearly remembered the brain pumping and said: "Hello uncle!" Auntie is at home, I want to ask her to come out and play. ”
8. While studying at Cambridge, I met Elizabeth's granddaughter and became a couple. Today I took my girlfriend back to my rural hometown to get married and set up a feast. When I went to toast, I saw a Chinese pastoral dog coiled at Uncle Li's feet. Whenever a new dish was served, he would put a piece into the dog's bowl, and when the dog finished eating, he looked up at him before he dared to start eating. I couldn't help but secretly ask: Could it be that this dish is poisonous?? Uncle Li: No, my wife also took part of the money, and today I am sick with waist disease, so I will send a dog as a representative!!
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