The beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door, the mediation was fruitless, and threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague apologized to him on his knees. The boss, who has always been a money fan, bowed his head and did not speak, suddenly burst into flames, punched the customer's chin, and said: Every employee I regard as family! Cancel, cancel! scram! We were stunned to see it, and our colleagues sounded thunderous applause, and it was worth dying with such a boss! Even my old employee is boiling with blood and wants the boss's sister-in-law to kneel? Are you kidding me? As a result, the customer canceled the order, the company fell into a predicament that month, could not pay the salary, the boss had no choice, had to run away with the sister-in-law. Since then, his legend has flowed down the rivers and lakes.....
After coming to the new company, I especially liked a girl in our department. But because I didn't have any shining points, I never dared to pursue this girl. Usually we have a better relationship, this day I said to her: My mother is going to come and stay for a few days, can you pretend to be my girlfriend? Just do yourself a favor! The sister hesitantly agreed, and returned the three chapters of the law! In the next few days, I took my mother and sister to play for a few days, and my mother was full of praise for her. When holding hands became natural and hugging was no longer cautious, I said to her: Be my girlfriend, I am serious! So we were together. On the day of the last delivery of my mother, I stuffed her with a thousand yuan and said: Auntie, next time I use my mother, I will hire you!
In the morning, I was waiting for the bus with a single cousin at the bus stop, and a beautiful woman fell not far from us. I said to my cousin, "You've been single for so many years because you don't know how to take the initiative to take the opportunity like other boys, and now the opportunity is coming, go!" My cousin stepped forward at my instigation and asked, "Is it all right?" Beauty: "It's all right! My cousin replied, "It's okay to take two steps..."
The mother-in-law died of cancer, and the insurance company lost more than 2 million yuan and bought a house for her brother-in-law. The old man himself is alone, and his pension is very small! Ask me out in the afternoon to talk about alimony. The old man: "I know that you are the master of your family, how about you give me 6,000 yuan in alimony every year?" "I feel unhappy in my heart, why is his two daughters, a son, still asking me for so much!" I disagreed, and the old man suddenly held out five fingers, and I knew it was asking me for 5,000. I reacted so quickly that I deliberately said, "Agree, five hundred, father-in-law!" The old man nodded: "Agree to pay 500 months, don't regret it!" ”
When driving back to his hometown to visit the grave during the Qingming Festival, he accidentally killed a sheep. The farmer asked me to compensate him for 3,000 yuan, and I knew that I had lost money and handed him the money. He took the money, and I said that the money had already been lost to you, so I would take it away. The farmer said indignantly: No! I wondered: the money has already been given to you, why don't you let me take it? Farmer: So if I drive your wife to death, can I take her away after I lose the money?
The sister and brother-in-law quarreled at both ends for three days, and this time they really want to divorce. At 8:30 a.m. to the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, my sister called her brother-in-law and did not receive and send a message back, waiting until 11:30. Suddenly the sister came to the information, the sister card on the more than 500,000 online banking all transferred to the brother-in-law's card (the husband is the company), the original is left to buy materials, brother-in-law card never put more money. The sister thought: This is not yet complete, so she transferred the property. The sister drove home in a rage, saw him, and the brother-in-law said with a bad smile: People have received messages, come back fast enough! The money is on my card, and I don't look at ease! My sister said: Hey, keep managing money to live a life!
One man was dying, and relatives and friends gathered around him and asked him what else he had to say. He said slowly, "The eastern neighbor owes us a hundred yuan." The wife said busily: "You know, everyone can testify that the eastern neighbor Wang Mazi owes us a hundred yuan." He breathed a sigh of relief and said softly, "Xi She owes us two hundred yuan." The wife hurriedly said, "Your relatives and friends testify to us, and Xishe Zhang Bald zi owes us two hundred yuan." He paused and said with his last breath, "Don't forget, we still owe three hundred pounds of soybeans to The Dragon Zi in the tofu shop." When the wife heard this, she began to cry: "Ah, he can't do it, you see he started talking nonsense." ”
At the meeting, the female boss suddenly became anxious and took three pieces of paper from me to the toilet. Remembering her usual stingy look, I really didn't want to lend it to her. I thought about it for a moment and lent her the paper. Just after she went out, I took a quick look and found that her drawing paper had really run out. Well, the ledger is almost full, and it all adds up to three dollars, so this time it won't be bookkeeped...
The brother-in-law spent 1200 to rent a Maybach for a blind date. When I came back in the evening, I asked him, "How about a blind date?" There are luxury cars! Brother-in-law: "The woman does have a crush on me, but she is like the heroine who came out of the nostalgic movie of youth." Me: "Really fake, pure and beautiful?" The brother-in-law took a deep breath of his cigarette and said, "I have beaten the fetus!" ”
When my sister was working in a foreign country, she owed a loan of 180,000 yuan. In order to help my sister pay back the money, I sold all my wife's luxury bags. When my wife found out, she cried angrily and directly threw me out of the house. I was wandering the street alone when I suddenly saw a blood donation truck. I went up and looked around, offering 200cc for an umbrella and 400cc for a kettle. I didn't want an umbrella and thought about the lack of a hot water bottle at home, so I gave 400cc. As a result, the kettle was gone and the nurse gave me two umbrellas...