Animal Escape (Absurd Fables)

Is there such a psychic animal in the world? Will they flee en masse because of unfair treatment? Will they show affection and trust in those who speak out for their benefit? The story is almost absurd, but I hope it will bring you some memories, thoughts and inspiration.

It happened in a famous zoo in a certain country.

Early one morning in early autumn, zoo managers, as usual, came to their respective posts to do the cleaning work. However, when they approached the cage of the animals, they were all stunned and dumbfounded: "Oh my God, where are they?" "It turned out that in the whole zoo, except for the birds, all the animals were missing. What a crime to do such a big thing overnight! Adel, the zoo director who was called out of the hot bed by an emergency call, fell to the ground and ordered his men: "Quick, quick, report to the police, report to the police... ”

Who knew that the phone had not yet been dialed, but the police called in first, only to hear the other party shouting: "What is the name of your zoo, your lions, tigers, and elephants have all run to the downtown farmers' market, turning the place upside down." The mayor is pursuing the cause. What about you principals? Tell him to come right away! "This is a big disaster!" Sweating profusely, Adel immediately hailed a car and took the animal trainers on a hurry to the farmers' market.

Along the way, I saw pedestrians panicking, vehicles hurried, and shops along the street hurriedly closed their doors... As the car approached the farmers' market, the atmosphere grew more and more wrong, and the streets were littered with trampled food and shelves – as if they had been hit by a catastrophe.

The car turned into the street and was stopped by heavily armed police. They looked nervous, as if they were facing a great enemy, and were closely watching the beasts gathered on the ground in the center of the market four hundred meters away.

Adel was taken to the temporary headquarters. The mayor was in a hurry, and when he saw Adel, he even scolded: "How did it happen?" What's going on? Adel's head was sweating coldly, and he stuttered and didn't know what to say. The mayor waved his hand impatiently: "Don't say it, you will try to bring those animals back at once!" "Yes, yes." Adel nodded step by step and withdrew from the headquarters. Under his supervision, the managers marched toward the beasts with their tamers in hand. However, these usually tame and obedient animals today have grinned and their hairs stand up one by one, and they stare at the managers in a dueling posture, frightening them and afraid to come forward.

The mayor shook his head as he watched, and Adel jumped on his feet in a hurry. Suddenly, he shouted in a hurry, "There is a way!" "What's the solution?" Adel remembered that they had several boxes of anesthetic bombs in their zoo, which were specially prepared to deal with the beasts in an emergency.

After some tossing, anesthesia bombs and anesthesia guns arrived at the scene. At the same time, the mayor ordered the mobilization of a number of carrier cars to transport animals after being shot. Everything was ready, and the mayor gave the order to shoot. Just listen to the sound of "ping-pong", but strangely enough, the beasts did not react, just licked and grasped the part of the hit with their tongues or claws, as if they were tickling. A minute passed, another minute passed, but nothing moved. What's going on? Adel was dumbfounded, and the mayor's brow twisted into a pimple again, and he ordered someone to immediately send the anesthesia bomb to the drug testing department for testing. The test result was that the anesthetic bomb was not properly stored and the moisture was ineffective. Adel has one more culpability. Under the angry gaze of the mayor, he really wanted to find a crack in the ground.

By this time it was nearly noon, and the sun was shining hot on the earth. The well-fed and drunk animals could not stand the heat and looked for shelter, and they ignored the warnings of the police, and ran in groups of three or five towards the nearby alley, the police retreated again and again, and the residents shouted in horror. The mayor was so anxious that he grabbed Adel's chest and said urgently, "Is there any way?" Otherwise, I'll order the animals to be shot, and you'll be in jail for the rest of your life!" Adel sweated profusely and shivered. At this time, a manager next to him opened his mouth: "Report to the mayor, there is a way, just... He looked timidly at Adel and didn't say anything further. The mayor pushed Adel away and encouraged him: "Don't be afraid, I'll decide!" ”

"Well," said the man, "we have a girl in the zoo named Olya, who manages animals very well, and the animals listen very well to her, but not so long ago, she... She was dismissed by the head of the kindergarten. "Why?" The man glanced at Adel and stopped talking again. The mayor stared at Adel, who awkwardly stammered, "Well, yes, yes... There's an Olea who knows the language of animals, uh, but she, she always wants to climb another branch... "Ahem!" The mayor sneered, "You go and get her to me right away." "Yes!" Adel was like catching a life-saving straw, and he listened to the mayor's command and ran away.

At this time, the animals became more and more impatient, and the roars came and went, and some animals smashed the windows and broke into the shops and houses. The clever people quickly slipped away, and the slow-witted people had to go upstairs, climb the roof, and ask the police for help. The mayor and the riot squad were furious, hoping that Oria would soon arrive.

Half an hour passed, and Olivia finally arrived. The girl was about twenty-five or six years old, with clear eyebrows, a white and pure face, a pair of large blue eyes revealing an innocent and intelligent gaze, coupled with a black silk costume, giving people a beautiful and flowing feeling. She went straight to the balcony of the headquarters, looked at it for a moment, and then said to the mayor, "I'll go down and try it." Always uneasy, he said, "I asked two policemen to protect you." Olea smiled slightly and said, "No, they won't hurt well-wishers." "I stopped talking and went down briskly." The mayor watched her shadow, and his admiration and admiration came to him.

Olea calmly appeared at the farmer's market, and in a few moments a pleasant whistle came from her mouth. As soon as this sound came out, a miracle appeared, and the beasts rushed to her and surrounded her in an instant. The little monkey threw itself into her arms, the little squirrel climbed on her shoulder, the lion, the tiger, etc. competed to lick her hands and feet with their tongues, and even the elephant raised its long nose to blow air at her, as if to cool her. Looking at all this, people were all amazed and stunned, and at the same time, they pinched a handful of sweat for Oria.

Olea continued to make love to the animals, sometimes talking close to the elephant's ear, sometimes talking with the neck of the lion, and from time to time gesturing to the tiger and leopard, and finally patting their cheeks and turning to the headquarters. The mayor stepped forward in three steps, grabbed Oria's hand, and said, "Great! terrific! Then he asked, "How's it going?" "The animals said they fled because they had problems with the zoo's food. ”

The mayor asked incomprehensibly, "What do you say?" ”

"Yes," said Olea gravely, "they have opinions, they don't eat enough every day, and the quality of their meals is poor. "In the past, each animal had to eat four or five times a day, and there were prescribed varieties and quantities of food, but in the two years since Mr. Adel became the director of the park, their diet has become worse and worse every day, and now they only eat twice a day. Carnivores eat leftover cold rice in the canteen, and vegetarian animals are even more pitiful, often feeding their hunger with vegetable skins and grass... At this point, Oria's throat choked, and her eyes filled with tears.

The mayor changed his face, glared at Adel, and asked: "The government will allocate you three hundred thousand dollars a year, plus your own income, let alone four or five hundred thousand dollars a year, right?" Where is it used? ”

"Use, use in zoo renovation and equipment...

"You bullshit!" Olivia shouted, "In the past two years, the zoo has neither transformed nor added a single thing, and the money you use to satisfy your personal enjoyment has been squandered!" What money did you use to build your mansion? What money did you buy your two cars for? Also, what kind of money did your pearlescent wife dress up with... ”

At this time, the other managers who came with Adel gathered around and asked, "Why are our wages falling?" "Why do you always dismiss staff?" "Olea is so good, why did you fire her?" "You say! You say... Adel was like a defeated rooster, shrinking back and shivering.

The mayor stopped Oria and whispered, "Why don't you report to the city?" "Why didn't it reflect?" Olea said disapprovingly, "I've written letters to the city a few times, and I've called the mayor... "Oh," said the mayor in astonishment, "how could I not remember such a thing?" Olea said: "The person who answered the phone always said that you were not there, and told me not to disturb you with such a small matter; there were still people in the government who reported to Adel... ”

The mayor glared angrily at the secretary beside him and said sharply: "If you are in a hurry, why should you straighten it out?" hum! He turned to Oria and said earnestly, "Please believe that I will act impartially, and the most urgent thing is to solve the problem at hand first." What can you do? "There is a way, that is, to meet the reasonable requirements of the animals." "What are the requirements?" Oria said word for word, "Punish Adel, arrest him in front of the animals." Then, immediately organize a batch of food to come to the farmer's market as a gift for the animals. "That's all?" "Yes." The mayor sighed: "Their requirements are not high! Well, by all means! ”

In less than an hour, dozens of trucks carrying food drove into the farmers' market, and Orea came to the animals to convey the outcome of the negotiations. Looking at the dejected Adel and the abundant food on the truck, the animals were overjoyed and made deafening calls. With a whistle, they lined up, and the elephants carried Oria on their backs and headed for the zoo. The mayor clapped his hands and clapped his hands like a child, shouting, "Miracle! marvel... The crowd was even more amazed.

Three days later, the mayor came to the zoo and personally handed over the letter of appointment of zoo director to Olivia and awarded her the Medal of Honor. The mayor attached his ear to Olivia and whispered, "Honey, there's one thing I don't quite understand, how did the fleeing animals get out of their cages?" Olya smiled and said, "This is for you, didn't you send someone to investigate?" ”

"Yeah," the mayor frowned, "the results of the investigation were done by someone to let them go." "Oh, who would that be?" Olea glanced at the mayor with disgust. The mayor finally couldn't help but laugh and sighed: "You, you are really worthy of being a brave and resourceful female Haojie!"