A daily laugh: Heaven is with hell and with the king

Heaven and Hell

On Sunday, the pastor went to church and said to the faithful, "Those who wish to come to the kingdom of heaven, please stand up!" Except for a young girl in the front row, everyone stood up.

"Okay." The pastor sat everyone down and then asked, "Those who wish to go to hell, please stand up!" ”

No one stood up this time, so the priest approached the girl and asked in surprise, "Where do you really want to go?" ”

The girl quickly replied, "Just stay here!" ”

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A pastor was preaching when he noticed that someone in the audience was snoring and decided to teach him a lesson.

"Among you, those who wish to go to heaven, please stand up." The pastor said to everyone.

Except for the one who was asleep, all the others stood up in response.

"Very good, please sit down." The pastor said.

The pastor continued to ask, "Whoever wants to go to hell, please stand up." ”

At this moment, the sleeping man was awakened, and he stood up in a daze. It caused the crowd to burst into laughter.

"Sir," he said, sleepy-eyed, looking left and right, and then asked the priest, "why am I the only one standing with you?" ”