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author:Leng told a joke

Published: January 17, 2022

My self-introduction | Cold Paragraph 2043
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Help Dad clean up the spam messages on his phone and see his text message responses to the CDC

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@Whiplash in white water

Now it seems to be popular that kind of sister, that is, the kind of sister who verbally made an appointment to go out on the weekend, but she did not send you a message on Sunday night, you did not call her, and when they met next time, they still talked and laughed, and no one mentioned this stubble of tacit sisters.

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#好机智的老板! #

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Such couples can be together for a long time

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@ a little fat a few ah

Don't look at me fat, my favorites have the most complete set of weight loss tips in the world.

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#本人的自我介绍 #

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@ Part-time I will starve to death

I don't get so naïve as to yell every Monday that I don't want to go to work because I don't want to go to work from Monday to Friday.

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?????

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@Banana Milkshake Milkshake

Seeing a psychiatrist say that there is a phenomenon that the person who comes to his hospitalization is often the most ill in a family.

I think it's outrageous, and when I think about it, I think it's real.

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Enterprise-grade understanding

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There are not many owners of such a city

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See you tomorrow

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Good fellow foreigner this blessing written | Last year today 1692

Published: January 17, 2021

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@Ming (Reader's Contribution)

When I was studying in the study room, I saw that someone would really take a quilt to the study room hahahahahaha

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- What industry can make ordinary people turn around?

-Bather

#什么职业能让人眼前一亮: Welder #

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Good fellow foreigner this blessed word written

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@Empress Dowager you have joy

Winter clothes are very awkward, it is not easy to wash one day, and it is not good to wear the next day, and it can only be piled up

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The name of this dish??

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@Light song trumpet

After some research with classmates, it was found that if you want to make some foreign names appear local, you can add a "big" word to the name.

Pick up chestnuts.

Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Ant-Man, Hawk Bigeye (.. )

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@ My daily routine with my husband

How do you ride a sports car in winter?

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@Bag Lite

Did you know that by putting a bunch of MP3 music files, packaging them with winrar, selecting "Save" in a compressed way, and then changing the rar extension to MP3, you can get a connected music.

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@Have a hand on it

Son: "Dad, what are condoms used for?" ”

Dad: "Avoid problems like that. ”

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"My Sister" is too real

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Temperament is affected by the color of the coat

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@Kaikn Kaikai

When I haven't slept enough: the whole world is against me

When you're full: peace and love.

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I'm just going to be your life's landlord...

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#pdd事件, I'll tell you the truth, Yu Hua didn't dare to write like this #

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