Original author: Ji Yongling| Inner Mongolia Alxa League
My story
"Only to see the plum open the bottom, and the weather returned to the sun early", quietly, another 365 days slipped away from my fingers, and my birthday came gently and quietly in the stream at this time, carving a deep mark of time on my forehead and the corners of my eyes, and reminding me of my story.
Story One: My Age
Some people say: a woman's most advanced "show off" is "piles of clothes, age into a mystery, the figure is invincible", my clothes are not "piled up", the figure is not "invincible", but the age is really "a mystery", is not sure whether it can become one of the capital of "show off the rich", please listen to me after the detailed explanation, give me a judgment, okay?
I remember when I was in my twenties, one day, I was chatting with my aunt at my aunt's house, and my aunt's neighbor came and asked my aunt, "How old is this niece of yours?" The aunt answered truthfully. The neighbor's aunt's eyes widened instantly: "Huh? What the? She's only in her twenties? I thought she was in her 30s. "My heart silently flew over many sad ducks...
Another time, I went shopping with my girlfriend, and I remember that I seemed to have just turned 30 at that time, and my girlfriend was the same age as me. I took a fancy to a pair of shoes, tried it, it was very suitable, and was planning to pay, the salesman actually said: "The color of this pair of shoes is not suitable for you to wear, it is more suitable for young people to wear, you choose a new one." I looked up in amazement at the salesman who was 100 percent responsible for the customer, a little overwhelmed. Am I, already an old man? How do I choose colors and styles when I am older? The purchase failed, another place "re-fighting", I followed the girlfriend into a cosmetics store, the girlfriend said to buy lipstick, I also pointed to one of the lipsticks and said: "Please show me this lipstick." The salesman looked up at the two of us and said to my girlfriend, "This lipstick is suitable for young people like her." "What? I panicked and looked at my girlfriend, at the salesman, at the customers around me, even more dazed. Stretch out your helpless hands, hold my wounded heart tightly, and quietly calculate the area of the psychological shadow. It seems that people like me who are "age mystery" are not very suitable for what to buy, and the salesmen who read countless people have no way to recommend products to me, so I can only choose to "save money".
I remember once, when I was about thirty-eight or nine years old, I attended a half-month national training at Tianjin Normal University. Every afternoon after school, my roommate and I went to a small stall on campus to buy baked sweet potatoes to eat, and the number of visits was more, and the stall owner became enthusiastic about us and took the initiative to chat with us. On this day, the stall owner asked me how old I was. Because I had many blows before, I thought: Instead of letting the stall owner say that I am "old", I should take the initiative to say "old". So, I added ten years to myself and said, "I'm fifty years old this year." I think the stall owner will say, "Oh, you're still very well maintained, you don't look like you're fifty years old at all." As a result, the stall mouth said: "Oh yo, you are so old, you still come out to study?" What a great way to learn! Suddenly, a kind of unlovable sadness swept through my whole body, and I couldn't understand, I was so old, what kind of strength did I learn?"
Two or three years ago, I had something to do when I returned to Kelantai and met an acquaintance. She smiled and asked me, "Teacher Ji, are you retired?" As soon as I heard it, I immediately understood that I had once again been successfully classified into the ranks of the elderly by acquaintances, but I could not help but answer, so I had to endure the inner "collapse" and said: "I still have several years to retire." "Huh? You're so old, you haven't retired yet? I haven't seen you in a few years, and I thought you had retired a long time ago. I smiled bitterly and said, "I'm not retiring, I'm just transferring jobs." ”
I can't figure out why the traces left on me by the years are particularly serious. I remember my mother often said that I was beautiful and cute when I was a child. My mother said that when I was two years old, she carried me back to my hometown. On the train, a person in one of the carriages praised me for my good looks, saying that I had big eyes, a straight nose bridge, and white skin, just like a doll on a painting. Back in my hometown, the neighbors and relatives in the village rushed to hug me, and said that they had never seen such a beautiful doll. However, when I grew up, why did I grow up like this? Did the old man of time forget to sprinkle me a little fairy fat dew? Or did my mother lie to me all the time?
Dear readers, today's birthday marks that I am over half a hundred years old, I don't know how old I am in your eyes? Does it look like it has just "flower armor", and there is no "ancient rarity" or "old age"? Can you judge that my "age mystery" can show off?
Story Two: Man leans on clothes and horses on saddles
At my son's wedding ceremony, my girlfriend carefully selected the cheongsam for me, and wearing it on my body really made me feel a lot more energetic. The day after the ceremony, I went to the hotel in a sportswear to check out. A waiter at the hotel said, "Mom, why did you take off your cheongsam like this?" I don't dare admit it. "Although I have been hit countless times "through hundreds of battles", I am still a little dizzy. After checking out, I met my classmate again, and he said: "You look quite thin in the qipao, why are you so fat when you take off the qipao?" I quickly laughed at myself: "This is called the original form." I can't help but think of one day in the summer vacation, I was wearing sportswear to buy vegetables, the owner of the vegetable shop looked up at me several times, a look of wanting to talk and stop, I had to take the initiative to speak: "Don't you know me today?" The owner of the vegetable shop smiled shyly and said, "You wear it so delicately every day, and I really don't dare to recognize it today." "It seems that it is true that man rests on his clothes and saddles!
epilogue
There are many more of my stories, let me talk about it today, leave you a thought, and tell it again next year. The years flow unconsciously, old or young, confused through half a life, only wish that their past is not sad, the rest of their lives are not sad, more joy, long peace.
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Ji Yongling, a primary school teacher who loves education. For the three-foot pulpit, have good thoughts in mind; may the mouth spit out lotus flowers, and the words are fragrant.