Tell a joke.
Once upon a time there was a nun who spoke with a sick mouth, always fucking this, fucking that hanging on her lips. One day, he met a pastor and asked, "Fuck, why do you get up early?" ”
The priest was very unhappy to hear this, and he already knew that the nun was talking with a disease of mouth, and advised, "Girl, you have to change your speech, and you will be punished by God for cursing." ”
The nun listened to the priest and said, "Fuck, what's wrong, didn't fucking God chop me up?" ......”
Before the words could be heard, a rumbling, rumbling thunder came from the sky, only to hear a click, and a bolt of lightning chopped the priest to death.
The nun was shocked, "Fuck, wasn't I being punished, how I chopped you to death!" ”
The nun had just finished speaking, only to hear an old voice from the sky: "Boom, boom, fucking split!" ”
It turns out that God also [teeth] [teeth] [teeth]
——Adapted from Daming Lake Small Theater stand-up comedy