"Exam Failed" Four bright red characters appeared on the screen, accompanied by a cold mechanical female voice, "Certification exam information, please wait, your deduction items are: do not follow the prescribed route, order, deduct 100 points, the exam is over, the score is not qualified." ”
"Exam Failed".
In front of the screen, I looked sluggish, claiming to be the fastest legend on Yuhangtang Road, and my blood pressure was rising rapidly at the moment, angrily dropping headphones and frantically hammering the table.
Just one subject two, I actually can't get by?
Driving test jokes have long been one of the most enduring and popular joke categories on Weibo, and as long as someone still wants to take a driver's license, it will have a steady stream of new material.
People with driver's licenses especially like to watch these kinds of videos, like me, and now looking back, I'm the real joke.
I think I had all taken the driver's license once, but now I can even fail subject two more than ten times in a row.
Friends may have questions, why did I suddenly go to the second subject? This has to start with a game, which is the "Driving Test Simulator" that was just listed on Steam a while ago.
Although everything can be simulated, this game is a little different, because the author said that this game is based on his "bumpy" driving test experience in Xifu Town, Qingdao.
To be reasonable, this dude has the ability to do a game alone, and subject one and four are naturally no problem for him, so there are only subjects two and three in this game.
To be honest, if you don't consider the lights, the game operation is still very simple, WASD controls the vehicle, and the space handbrake will do.
So at the beginning I thought that I could pass this subject two with my eyes closed, after all, subject two did not need lights.
As a result, my first practice had a big problem, because the speed of the car was too fast, the turning radius was too large, and I hit the barricade on the side.
The steering wheel of this car is uncomfortable to handle, and can only hit the end, and when the speed is more than 20 KM/H when cornering, it will hit the barricade.
If in the actual exam, this is directly deducted 100 points, candidates please remember, do not accelerate during the corner, how slow to open how slow!
After getting a little familiar with the operation of the car, I was finally able to smoothly cross the corner, so I drove to the test venue where the car was reversed into the warehouse.
Nowadays, reversing into the warehouse is not a difficult thing for me, and the basement and the ground parking lot of the community are basically one-handed, very skilled.
So I confidently prepared to start the exam.
Exam failed! ”
Oh, when the exam is taken, the car enters the yellow frame and even if the exam starts, it has passed without paying attention.
Remember to cross the yellow dotted line of the front wheels before you start reversing.
Stop no more than two seconds before reversing.
Exam failed!
You can't stop and move forward to adjust your position while reversing.
In this way, I recalled the various details of subject two through repeated fancy failures, and finally began to reverse in a serious way.
Although there are no various markings on the ground and on the car, as long as I can see the garage through the rearview mirror, I will be able to...
The angle of this rearview mirror can't see anything at all! This game also did not adjust the rearview mirror options, test a fart reversing car! No more exams!
Subject two is not OK, then I can always take the third subject, right?
The first item of the third section is the night light simulation, such as what lights should be used when passing through sharp bends at night and overtaking the vehicle in front at night, which is an operation that I often use, so it is easier to live.
Finally, I heard the pleasant prompt of "please start, continue to complete the exam", which was like a natural sound in my ears, and my confidence suddenly rose.
Subject 3 These items are the basic operations of my usual driving, how can I not get by?
After turning on the left-hand light and pressing the horn, I kicked the throttle!
I don't see the mirrors at all! Does that count as my failure!?
So I drove at the slowest speed and spent 2 minutes driving through the first stretch of road to the intersection.
The intersection should turn right, right, test my turn signal, right?
Which of your eyes saw my tire crimping? I'm special!
At this time, I was furious and did not want to think about how to pass this exam at all.
I've found out before that even if the exam failure prompts you, you can continue to drive.
So I drove to 50KM/H, overtaking one test car after another.
I can open it as much as I want! The pressure is the double yellow line! It's the lawn! It's about racing with people! ( Don't imitate!) ）
The robot girl never had feelings, but it ruthlessly crushed my patience over and over again, and I transformed from a law-abiding candidate into a road god of war.
On the way, I also rolled down the car window and taunted the car next door, boy, what kind of car do you have, how can I beat you with the driving test car?
In the end, he fell off the road because he did not see the road, ending his life of sin.
Driving more to see the road, it turns out that this game is trying to teach me this truth?
To be honest, this game is the same as what the review said, only suitable for people with low blood pressure to play, the package is good, and when I watch the video material, my head is pumped.
Not to mention what is the soul of the driving school? It's the scolding coach sitting in the co-pilot! You don't scold me how do I know how to open it!
I have to mention that if someone really wants to say that they want to use this exercise before the second subject of the third subject, it can be saved, because this game really can't practice the technique, can only practice blood pressure.
When playing, I found that the author did not even do the rearview mirrors in the car in order to save effort...
And there are many bugs in the game, such as I once hit a barricade and was about to stop, and my car suddenly flew up uncontrollably.
Yes, based on the scenery outside the window, I was pretty sure my car was flying, and the speed limit of 60 KM/H was actually more than 130, which was simply outrageous.
When I was racing on the highway, I often saw other cars "explode" inexplicably, presumably because the author did not write the code for the collision.
Although this game sucks badly, but because it only costs 6 yuan, many people still give a particularly positive overall evaluation for the idea of Tu Yile.
Anyway, I still have that sentence, want to treat hypotension, this game can try.
If you really want to take the driver's license, take the time to touch the steering wheel, at least it will not give you an inexplicable headache.
Author: Xiaofa Editor: Polygon Line
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