Tang Bohu and his brothers were surfing on the street, and when they met huafu out of the street, the brothers said that the long one named Qiu Xiang was very energetic, so they shouted "Qiu Xiang Qiu Xiang", Qiu Xiang looked back and smiled, Tang Bohu was a little disappointed: Cut, that's it.
The buddy said that beauty needed this, so they shouted "Beauty! ", to make the gods turn back... Sure enough, Tang Bohu found that Qiu Xiang was the sweetest one, so he thought that he must get Qiu Xiang.
After trying many methods, in order to get close to Qiu Xiang, Tang Bohu decided to enter Washington as a subordinate - Washington issued a job advertisement, needing a next person, he must get this offer.
In order to be able to apply for a hit, Tang Bohu deliberately paid for a trust to play his dead father, and he was the poor man who was forced to sell his body to bury his father.
This morning everything went according to plan, Tang Bohu's miserable life instantly touched Qiu Xiang and Sister Pomegranate, Sister Pomegranate wiped her tears and said, seeing that he is so pitiful, let's buy him...
Tang Bohu couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in his heart, kung fu paid off, a good start was half the success...
Just when Tang Bohu was immersed in the joy of successful application, suddenly, directly in front of him, there was a cry: Poor pity me, I sold my body to bury the whole family, the family of seven is left with myself, I have a grade ten tuberculosis, half sold and half sent, poor pity me!
Only to see someone pushing a board car, there were six "corpses" lying on the board, Tang Bohu looked down at his own board, there was only one, he realized that the comers were not good, and a vicious battle was inevitable...
What I didn't expect was that this guy talked and vomited a mouthful of blood! A big mouthful! Sleeper, this shot is also too dark!
Sister Pomegranate's heart was instantly attracted to it: looking at him pitifully, we might as well buy him.
Qiu Xiang also nodded and said yes.
Tang Bohu panicked, he knew he had to strike.
Wait a minute! Tang Bohu suddenly shouted: "Two sisters, I came first!"
You came first. But people are worse than you! Six people die, and your family dies one!
Worse than miserable? Tang Bohu's brain quickly turned, thinking about how miserable he was, and finally spread his hands and said painfully: I haven't cut my nails for three days, and my nails are black, is this not pitiful?
"Boom! Boom! What's wrong with you?! ”
Suddenly, the opposite applicant No. 2 cried out in pain: Wangcai you can't die, you have been with me for a few years, liver and gallbladder, but I did not let you eat a full meal, I am sorry for you, Wangcai!
Tang Bohu fixed his eyes on it, Mo's No. 2 candidate was holding a dog that had just died in his arms, and Wangcai was a dog!
Tang Bohu was shocked again, thinking that he was indeed a fierce enemy, what the... Just at this moment, a cockroach crawled around at the feet of Sister Pomegranate, and Tang Bohu made a clever move and shouted at Sister Pomegranate: Be careful, don't move!
Sister Pomegranate saw the cockroach, how could she not move, one careless, the cockroach was crushed by her step...
Tang Bohu was distraught, squeezed the cockroach's body with his fingers, and said sadly: Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang, what is wrong with you? Xiao Qiang you can't die, so many years, I have been dependent on you for my life, sharing weal and woe, but now I let me send white haired people to black haired people, how do you let me be good!
Candidate No. 2, who has always been in the upper hand, was shocked by the scene in front of him, he thought he was shameless enough, he did not expect that the opponent was more shameless than him!
No. 2 stared at Tang Bohu viciously, and Tang Bohu did not show weakness, and also stared viciously at candidate No. 2.
The two got up at the same time and walked viciously toward each other...
Big brother, don't make a fuss! Player No. 2 stared at Tang Bohu and said: You see you are so clean, where is the pity? You see I have a rotten life, a mess of sores on my hands, can you be worse than me?
Tang Bohu was angry at the side of the guts, evil from the heart, and The words of No. 2 aroused his strong competitive spirit as a man:
You don't want to compare with me, I can't stand others comparing me the most!
How is it compared to you? Can you be worse than me?
Are you forcing me?
Tang Bohu looked around, turned around and picked up a wooden stick from the ground, and a stick broke his arm:
You have sores all over your hands, and now my arm is broken, who is worse than whom!
The No. 2 player did not expect Tang Bohu to come to this hand, and he was a little panicked at the moment:
You're playing too much, aren't you?
Lao Tzu, I'm on the bar with you today! Tang Bohu was full of momentum.
Player No. 2 bites his teeth: Lao Tzu plays with you to the end!
He picked up an even thicker wooden stick from the ground and slammed it into his head... Player No. 2 was covered in blood, but triumphantly laughed and said:
Want to play with me? I don't even want my life, see how you compare with me, who has me miserable!
He died of despair.
Tang Bohu was stunned, this time he was completely convinced, said that you were miserable, turned around and prepared to leave.
At this time, Sister Pomegranate rushed over and shouted at Tang Bohu: "Oh hey, he's dead, now he can only buy you...
Tang Bohu, who had been desperate and gave up, finally got an offer to go to Washington to be a low-level person, work number 2749.