When the peach blossoms and rape blossoms, Ah Rong was rubbing mahjong in the guest hall of the house, and the cry of a swallow made Ah Rong feel a little in his heart and look up: There is only one swallow that has returned this year! The other one must have died on the road, after all, the distance of tens of thousands of kilometers back and forth, he hesitated for tens of seconds, reached out and made a mistake in a card: out of a woman (a barrel), the beauty of Tianmen Ah Zhen said: Ah Rong wants a woman? Eat a tube, I'm done! Please give me 50 yuan.
Ah Rong is a native of Lianhu Village, when he reported for marriage, he found a wife in Guizhou, and the wife ran away half a year after giving birth to her daughter, and in a flash, her daughters were all married and had children, and Ah Rong became a father.
Ah Rong buys vegetables, cooks rice, does housework every morning, brushes vibrato, rubs mahjong in the afternoon, and drips out of the car at night to make money. He is a fisherman, used to eat fish, so every meal must have fish, and he can make black fish into seven tricks, make the salmon to compete with the laurel fish, he lives with his 87-year-old mother, there are fish all at once, the family is clean and clean, vibrato on a piece of praise, all said he should find another wife, he replied: remarriage is too annoying, single for more than 20 years of habit, good filial piety first... Sometimes people don't say it, he also writes those few words, so sometimes fans ask him if he wants to be a little poisonous?
Suddenly in Lixia, a swallow becomes two swallows, is it to fill the yellow arm or to continue the string? Ah Rong couldn't see it, the cat and dog fish could see the male and female, the swallow, couldn't catch it, couldn't see the male and female coming. The two swallows were busy flying in and out of the mud to consolidate and heighten the old man, Ah Rong's heart was fixed, he did not have a high diploma, but he was an experienced person, he knew that with the swallows flying double, the family would prosper.
After the summer, there were a lot of wild mushrooms on the beach of Wubao Lake, Ah Rong and Fa Xiao went to walk the dog, saw so many mushrooms, stopped to pick, and sent novels with bright colors and poisonous, which could not be eaten.
Ah Rong said to give the dog food first to see if anything was wrong. Fa Xiao did not want his dog to become a test product, but Ah Rong broke open the dog's mouth and raced a pink mushroom into the dog's mouth, fortunately, the docile dog did not resist, but just stared at Ah Rong fiercely.
The dog ate the mushrooms, shook his head and tail and went out to play. After Ah Rong and Fa Xiao sat under the willow tree and told a few yellow stories,
As soon as they saw that the dog was okay, they let go of their hands and feet to pick mushrooms, and each went home and burned it into crucian carp mushroom soup, that soup, Ah Rong made a hair on the vibrato, and suddenly, the fan group was excited and envious.
At nightfall, Ah Rong just got into the car to get ready for work, and sent a small WeChat phone call: the dog is dead.
This frightened Ah Rong, and quickly poured soapy toilet water into his throat and vomited to death. After slowing down, think about your mother also ate mushroom soup, and asked the small, tragic death of the dog?
Send a novel, the death is miserable! As soon as I went out, I let the battery car crash to death!