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Have fun every day

author:Autumn wind, autumn water, autumn leaves

1. I want to get rich every day, but you? But you are still so lazy, you want to get rich by dreaming

Have fun every day

2. Leader: "Xiao Zhang, in the past, listening to my report, the more people listened to it, the fewer people, why did more people get more after the report today?" ”

Secretary Zhang: "You forgot, there is still a movie to play next!" ”

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3. When the mother came home from work, she washed the clothes of her three-year-old son, and said while washing: "Son, my mother is so hard, how will you repay when you grow up?" ”

The son said, "Mom, you can rest assured, I will wash my son's clothes when he grows up." ”

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4. Chinese Sixth Grade Listening - Please Listen to the Question: XiaoFang: "Your sister, the old lady has not come this month, the aunt has not come, I am sad that my sister is dead, it is simply a pit daddy!" Question: Who in the short article is in a hurry?

A. Xiaofang her sister B. Xiaofang her old wife C. Xiaofang her sister D Xiaofang her father E Xiaofang her great aunt F Xiaofang G Xiaofang his boyfriend.

(Correct answer: G)

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5. Set up a stall, the business of selling pants next door is always better than mine. Secretly observing, he never brought a ruler, measured it with his hand on his waist, made the girl giggle, and the business became! But I also measured with my hands, why did the girl beat me? Yikes! Are those who sell clothes inferior?

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