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Humorous funny strips A laugh every day A laugh in leisure time

author:A collection of sincere emotional stories

First, I remember when I was in junior high school, A new tablemate came, people were very arrogant, and they kept telling me how they were cattle, and they would cover me in the future. He asked me who was the best in my class and was going to beat Li Wei. I said that the one who sat in the last row with yellow hair, he beat up the yellow hair after class. After beating up, I showed off: I didn't find that the yellow hair was more than a cow, and two like him were not enough for me to fight. Me: He's the headmaster's son.

Second, when I was a child, I heard that the final exam was very strict, one person and one table, I was afraid that the exam would not be good, so I spent ten yuan to ask the class to teach me, but the bully pulled a bully in the class as a teaching assistant. After school, the bully taught me, as soon as I lost my mind, the bully gave me a big mouth... Later, I swollen my face and took the second place in the class...

Third, last night, I beat up the boss hard, beat him full of teeth, he promised me that I would not work overtime again, and gave me a bonus of five thousand yuan a month! If my wife hadn't kicked me awake, I believe I could have mentioned more conditions, the losers, and the net disturbed my good deeds!

Fourth, the high school love affair was discovered by the class teacher, he called me to the office to patiently carry out criticism education, I said lightly: "We are true love!" "Yesterday, when I took my wife and children to the park, I met the class teacher of that year, and I excitedly went forward to greet him, and the class teacher glanced at my wife and said lightly: "What about your true love?" "After saying that, I turned around and left.

Reporter: As a doctor, have you experienced some of the more interesting cases? Doctor: Last year, there was a patient with a cryptococcus infection in the lungs, and I wondered why my lungs were infected with fungi, and then I learned after inquiring that the patient had to smell it with his nose every time he washed his socks. reporter......

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